Tobias Wolf has combed the length and breadth of the World of Short Stories and has come up with this gem of a collection.
But these are not for the faint hearted...
These stories are not for the beach, lounging under a shady stripped umbrella sipping lemonade nor are they for a summer evening with a genteel cup of tea and some cucumber sandwiches.
These stories are brutal. These stories twist your guts.
You need to be in a darkened room, a lamp illuminating just the page you are reading and a shot of vodka at your elbow with a bottle within easy reach.
No one should see your face when you weep as you read Dorothy Allison’s ‘River of Names’, you gasp when before your eyes eight-year old Billy is found hanging from the rafters.
Was it an accident? Was he playing?
But with a terrible shock you realise it is just an everyday occurrence in a society that has lost control over itself. The narrator is a part of this Society, the narration an attempt to cleanse her life of happenings that defy imagination.
What do you use to rape a woman? Just about everything, well try a broom handle, too banal? Grass shears? Imaginative.
You move on, Richard Bausch ‘All the way in Flagstaff, Arizona’.
What do you do when your father drinks, on a picnic he sneaks out to the boot of car where he has hidden a bottle...
You pretend everything is okay, it is of course.
You smile when he says, ‘I just found a bottle’.
Then your Mother just cannot take it anymore.
He now lives in Flagstaff, Arizona, alone and lonely...
He remembers the day he stood on the lawn, looking in...
His house all lit up, thinking of the people inside, whom he had named and who he loved and called sons, daughters, and wife.
How he had stood there, trembling, shaking as from a terrific chill, while the dark night descended.
How easy it is for the very rich to discard friends, she just sells a precious Vintage Thunderbird on a whim...
You want to but you just cannot do anything about it, you have no money to buy it, all you have is this tremendous desire to hit her when she says with a shrug ‘I need a new car’
Oh yes you know how helpless it is to be poor when you read Ann Beattie’s ‘A Vintage Thunderbird’
In Carol Bly’s ‘Talk of Heroes’, A Gestapo Officer methodically and slowly pries off the knee caps of a Norwegian resistance fighter, Willi.
The Gestapo Officer, promises Willi a good future if he betrays his compatriots. But the Gestapo officer makes one tiny mistake when he says
‘Willi everyone talks... sooner or later.’
It is then that Willi realises, ‘that talking sooner is not the same as talking several hours later’
He wipes his mind, no rosy future for him and then in his mind he follows the escape route his friends will take if he doesn’t betray them
Oh yes it is much later that he gives the names but it was not sooner but much later.
You are by now addicted to violence, sickness, alcoholism, sexual exploitation, as well as divorce.
You wait for everyone to leave the house, you light that lamp that encircles just your page, you are ready for your encounter with the violent psychopath, a murderer who dislikes men of all shapes and sizes in Scott Bradfield’s ‘The Darling’.
On her fifth month of sobriety she is stalked by Lenny a cocaine-heroin addict who drags her deep down into his dark world in Kate Braverman’s ‘Tall tales from the Mekong Delta’.
Raymond Carver in ‘Cathedral’, talks about the Husband who is exasperated by his wife. She has this friend who is her confessional, knows everything about her.
She has even told him about her husband. On the way to visit his in-laws, Robert, the friend and he is blind visits them.
How do you deal with a Blind person wonders the Husband, Robert comes, drinks, eats with gusto, the Husband even smokes pot with him and both realise that they enjoy each other’s company.
Then Robert and the Husband start building a cathedral so that the Husband can visualise what it is to be blind.
It is then that the Husband is aware that although he can see, he is drawn deep down in the world of the sightless.
You are confused by Andre Dubus’ ‘Fat Girl’.
By now the mood is happier, you decide just one more and it will be time for bed, just one more and then you will hit your pillow.
But you are mistaken, sadly mistaken...
Stuart Dybek in his ‘Chopin in Winter’ manages to wring out the last drop from you.
From some faraway place you hear your wife calling you for dinner, hoarsely you manage a weak, ‘coming honey’.
They ignore you and continue with their dinner, you sigh and move to the Eighteenth Street, that’s where Mrs. Kubiac, the Polish landlady lives and rents out apartments.
As you move through the small building you hear so many voices, so many stories, you hear Marcy, Mrs. Kubiac’s daughter a gifted pianist who returns home pregnant, but refuses to tell who the father of the baby is.
Dzia-Dzia has also returned from one of his endless wanderings. Soaking his feet in boiling water with a fizzy tablet that fogs the entire kitchen, he listens to Marcy playing some boogie-woogie and he tells his grandson Michael,
‘Marcy is playing boogie-woogie music, she’s in love with a coloured man’
Oh yes, Dzia-Dzia, loves and shares Marcy’s music. She plays her beautiful soul searching, heart wrenching Chopin on her magnificent piano and Dzia-Dzia plays Chopin on his dining room table.
Oh what duets they have and all the while Michael the dyslexic grandson tries his penmanship on the same table,
Dzia-Dzia screams music at Michael. And then Michael meets Marcy whilst playing on the landing and she says
‘Are you the little boy, I used to hear crying at night?’
‘I don’t know’
‘If your name is Michael and if your bedroom window is on the fourth floor right below mine, then you are,’ Marcy says.
Michael then realises it is not he crying but his Mother crying for hours seated at the foot of his bed after she loses her husband in the war.
Oh yes, you hear so many stories in Mrs. Kubiac apartments, whispers and shreds of music everywhere, in the chutes, in the vents, through open windows, through the wallpaper... and then ‘deep and pure silence beyond daydreams and memory.
You stagger to bed drained. You have a long day ahead of you.
For kinky sex you turn to Mary Gaitskill’s ‘A Romantic Weekend’. A sadistic married man and a masochistic unmarried woman decide to have a beautiful romantic weekend. ‘They are almost quaint in their attempts to be perverse’ but as the weekend moves on, you realise with alarm, that there are shades of dark as the liaison reveals itself as a fight for control.
In Allan Gurganus’ ‘Minor Heroism’, a young boy reveals how terrified he is of his father who has returned from the Second World War.
The father was used to a long war and does not have much to do in peacetime so he concentrates on disciplining his son who does not fit in his picture of ‘Son the Achiever’.
The son’s terror is palpable, whenever he tries to draw pictures that do not resemble his father, his father is incensed, as he has to have ‘himself’ in every picture.
Strangely the boy finds a way to pay back, but subtly.
You cannot believe adults bash their kids, such tender fragile bodies. Power?
You relax, this promises to be a nice coming of age story and it is. You loosen up, because the nicest part is that it is all about music. In fact it is all about Ravel’s Bolero which you love, just as a lark you put it on as you read Barry Hannah’s ‘Testimony of Pilot.
Just as you calm down and start Ron Hansen’s ‘Wickedness’ you are horrified at the devastation Nature can wreck, entire towns blanketed with such deep, deep snow and such mind numbing cold killing hundreds.
For some reason you cannot read Denis Johnson’s’ ‘Emergency’ as also Thom Jones’ ‘A White Horse.
It is one of those things, the stories fall flat for you.
You are so comfortable and enjoying yourself, such pleasure a short story is. But swiftly you are drawn into a pool of sadness, a whirlpool of disrespect when an illiterate black mother takes her well scrubbed daughter to school for the first time.
Your heart squirms when the story opens with ‘long before I learned to be ashamed of my mother’ in Edward P. Jones’s ‘The First Day’.
This feeling of sadness, such contempt for another human being spills on to Jamaica Kinkaid’s ‘Girl’ as she says ‘to prevent yourself from looking like a slut I know you are so bent on becoming’.
In John L’Heurex’s ‘Departures’ all the mother wanted to do was kiss and hug her son, a seminarian when he returns home on a vacation
But then he says with icy self control,
‘I’ll just kiss you on the cheek, don’t touch me, and I’ll shake hands with Dad.
As he bends to kiss her on the cheek, she pulls slightly away... ‘she has gone white, and the look of panic on her face is not nearly as terrible as the look of drowning in her eyes.’
Even when she is dying she thinks of that one occasion, she looks at her son and murmurs
‘You’re not to worry. When the train comes in, I won’t kiss you. I won’t touch you.’
‘No!’ the priest cries out sharply.
‘Mother, no’.
He leans over the bed to kiss her, but as he does she turns from him, saying, ‘I’ll be good. I promise. I’ll be good.
And she dies with her head still turned away from him.
You drink your last bit of vodka and stagger to bed...
But you cannot sleep.
You now have finished with most of the stories, they have drained you and you cannot stop weeping.
Your wife says you have changed, you drink too much, you are morose and you have forgotten to laugh...