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USED: A Filthy Masterpiece
Dick Gear is a hit, reaching the top of multiple best seller lists with explicit books that defy categorization. Critics have called his work "trash," "horrible," and "among the worst pieces of literature ever written." Those are the good reviews!
And now, for the first time, you can read four hysterically twisted, perverse novellas all in one place. USED brings you four tales from the master of smut and comedy, totaling approximately 40,000 words.
Book 1- STUMPED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Allen, a salesman at a high-tech company who likes having sex with old women and laughing about it afterwards with his friends.
Katrina (aka Katarina), an old woman who likes having sex with younger men and then holding them hostage.
Timmy, a large man who isn't afraid to use a sharp cleaver on another living human being, even when said human being is screaming like Steven Tyler on crack.
Jack (aka Jacko) Allen's boss at the tech company. He's currently trying to stop screwing all of his female employees in order to avoid a sexual harassment case.
Eddie (aka Unsteady Eddie) A mentally challenged maintenance man who might just become Allen's best friend in the entire world.
Nadine, Allen's assistant who enjoys being sexually harassed at work, and then some.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get STUMPED, a novella that defies description.
Book 2- WHORED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Allen, a man with stumps for hands. He likes having sex with hookers, especially if he thinks they might give him a venereal disease.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist that enjoys hearing about Allen's escapades and might just want to join in on them.
Elena, the therapist's wife. She might be crazier than her husband.
Eddie, aka Unsteady Eddie. He once was a guy who Allen believed to be retarded. Now he's a guy with a meat cleaver stuck in his head.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get WHORED, a novella that defies description.
Book 3- SLUT
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Meg, a sexual predator that gobbles men up like Tic Tacs, but has a strange and embarrassing sexual secret.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist who just might have the cure Meg is looking for, a man that promises to be different than any of the others who came before him. A man who might be the only one capable of resisting her feminine charms.
A steady diet of semi-anonymous men that Meg meets at bars and other locales who are determined to get in her pants, up her dress, or otherwise lay their hands on her at any cost.
Book 4- CHUBBY CHASER
Here are the ingredients that went into making CHUBBY
Chandler, a personal trainer with a penchant for women that use an industrial strength scale.
Ramona, one of Chandler's clients who's larger than life in every way and promises to be his piece de resistance in the art of chubby seduction.
Elmer, the manager at the gym where Chandler works. He's starting to get wise to the fact that none of Chandler's female clients are showing even the slightest improvement in their physical fitness.
And now, for the first time, you can read four hysterically twisted, perverse novellas all in one place. USED brings you four tales from the master of smut and comedy, totaling approximately 40,000 words.
Book 1- STUMPED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Allen, a salesman at a high-tech company who likes having sex with old women and laughing about it afterwards with his friends.
Katrina (aka Katarina), an old woman who likes having sex with younger men and then holding them hostage.
Timmy, a large man who isn't afraid to use a sharp cleaver on another living human being, even when said human being is screaming like Steven Tyler on crack.
Jack (aka Jacko) Allen's boss at the tech company. He's currently trying to stop screwing all of his female employees in order to avoid a sexual harassment case.
Eddie (aka Unsteady Eddie) A mentally challenged maintenance man who might just become Allen's best friend in the entire world.
Nadine, Allen's assistant who enjoys being sexually harassed at work, and then some.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get STUMPED, a novella that defies description.
Book 2- WHORED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Allen, a man with stumps for hands. He likes having sex with hookers, especially if he thinks they might give him a venereal disease.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist that enjoys hearing about Allen's escapades and might just want to join in on them.
Elena, the therapist's wife. She might be crazier than her husband.
Eddie, aka Unsteady Eddie. He once was a guy who Allen believed to be retarded. Now he's a guy with a meat cleaver stuck in his head.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get WHORED, a novella that defies description.
Book 3- SLUT
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Meg, a sexual predator that gobbles men up like Tic Tacs, but has a strange and embarrassing sexual secret.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist who just might have the cure Meg is looking for, a man that promises to be different than any of the others who came before him. A man who might be the only one capable of resisting her feminine charms.
A steady diet of semi-anonymous men that Meg meets at bars and other locales who are determined to get in her pants, up her dress, or otherwise lay their hands on her at any cost.
Book 4- CHUBBY CHASER
Here are the ingredients that went into making CHUBBY
Chandler, a personal trainer with a penchant for women that use an industrial strength scale.
Ramona, one of Chandler's clients who's larger than life in every way and promises to be his piece de resistance in the art of chubby seduction.
Elmer, the manager at the gym where Chandler works. He's starting to get wise to the fact that none of Chandler's female clients are showing even the slightest improvement in their physical fitness.
- GenresHumor
151 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 11, 2011
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Displaying 1 - 13 of 13 reviews
March 22, 2022
I use this book to portray the level of bad in other books. I've never once uttered the words "...worse than Used."
October 16, 2013
Probably the single most horrific, disgusting piece of literature I have ever read and I loved it. Imagine the most vulgar story you could ever read, multiply it by seven, and you will still gag reading this. I loved it but most people probably wouldn't. Not for the faint of heart. If I were to make a "guilty pleasure" shelf this would be in the top 5. You know that car crash on the highway that you feel certain should evoke feelings of pity or concern, yet only makes you shamefully curious? Yeah, it's kinda like that.
October 15, 2011
A junky, adolescent way to waste time. The first two parts actually had some interesting storylines. The second two parts were cliche. All of it was pretty stupid, but I didn't throw it out the window in disgust or turn into a hipster lunatic. Instead I read through the silliness and deleted it from my e-reader immediately after finishing. If it were a physical book, I would have probably thrown it in the trash after reading it. Kind of a waste.
May 16, 2014
If you read the description and still decide to read this book and STILL get offended, you're an idiot. This book is complete trash, vulgar for the sake of being vulgar, pure smut, and yet I still finished it. I read the first paragraphed to friends at the party and they couldn't stop reading it. Despite how horrible it is, there's still something to be said if you can't stop reading it. You either love it or hate it, you should be able to figure it out from the description.
March 25, 2012
Silly and shallow but still naughty enough to hold my attention, this 4 book "masterpiece" started with an intriguing premise but lost me as it went along. Overall, it was enjoyable but not highly recommendable.
November 3, 2012
This book was awful. Just got done reading it, and it was vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. The writing left a lot to be desired. I would not recommend anyone waste their time by reading this book.
November 11, 2011
Sick and twisted, I loved it
December 23, 2011
Uh . . . well . . . I finished it. The book definitely held my attention. I just felt a little dirty afterwards. If you're up for some naughty . . . go for it!
July 23, 2012
Waste of time.
August 22, 2012
Quick read. Most definitely not for the average joe. If you're looking for a an awe inspiring, piece of work that really moves you...move on because it is not this one.
October 21, 2012
If I could rate this half a star I would. If you want a fast brainless read then this is the book for you...but only if you want to read something that should be used to wallpaper an outhouse.
November 1, 2012
easy brainless read that had potential in the beginning, and self destruction in the end.
June 17, 2012
Pretty twisted but had its moments. Did not enjoy #4 at all.
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