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Official Description: The M/M Romance Group asked: What could be a hotter way to celebrate summer than with a short custom written story by one of our talented authors? How about a lot of them? Our member authors are being encouraged to indulge us with their creativity.
I answered the call.
Pyrogasm is a story in the same universe as "The Adventures of the Magician's Coven" with some slight differences. Here, I have used the elements as inspiration, creating a tale where a wizard named Hans gets almost too hot to handle.
Original Prompt
Dear Author,
This is me: [picture 1]
I know you probably wouldn't guess but I am a powerful wizard, still trying to discover my abilities and learning my limits. One night while practicing my fire control I had an accident. (Flaming ball throwing is not as easy as it sounds!) Anyway, things quickly got out of hand and I thought i was going to die... then he showed up: [picture 2]
Author, please tell me what happens now...
Photo Description: [picture 1] Two pictures of uber-hot men in white underwear. The first poses, his T-shirt pulled up under his arms. His cut muscles, strong features and dark hair are given a Clark-Kent edge by rectangular dark-framed glasses. The second's face is shadowed by a fireman's hat, his chest framed by suspenders for pants slipped half off his hips.
[picture 2] A gorgeous man wearing nothing but tight white underwear and a fireman’s cap stands in front of a blaze.
This story was written as a part of the M/M Romance Group's "Hot Summer Days" event. Group members were asked to write a story prompt inspired by a photo of their choice. Authors of the group selected a photo and prompt that spoke to them and wrote a short story.
Read the story here or find it in Don't Read in the Closet, Volume 4.
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Genre: paranormal
Tags: gay m/m, Adventures of the Magician’s Coven series, firemen
Word Count: 10,960
Official Description: The M/M Romance Group asked: What could be a hotter way to celebrate summer than with a short custom written story by one of our talented authors? How about a lot of them? Our member authors are being encouraged to indulge us with their creativity.
I answered the call.
Pyrogasm is a story in the same universe as "The Adventures of the Magician's Coven" with some slight differences. Here, I have used the elements as inspiration, creating a tale where a wizard named Hans gets almost too hot to handle.
Original Prompt
Dear Author,
This is me: [picture 1]
I know you probably wouldn't guess but I am a powerful wizard, still trying to discover my abilities and learning my limits. One night while practicing my fire control I had an accident. (Flaming ball throwing is not as easy as it sounds!) Anyway, things quickly got out of hand and I thought i was going to die... then he showed up: [picture 2]
Author, please tell me what happens now...
Photo Description: [picture 1] Two pictures of uber-hot men in white underwear. The first poses, his T-shirt pulled up under his arms. His cut muscles, strong features and dark hair are given a Clark-Kent edge by rectangular dark-framed glasses. The second's face is shadowed by a fireman's hat, his chest framed by suspenders for pants slipped half off his hips.
[picture 2] A gorgeous man wearing nothing but tight white underwear and a fireman’s cap stands in front of a blaze.
This story was written as a part of the M/M Romance Group's "Hot Summer Days" event. Group members were asked to write a story prompt inspired by a photo of their choice. Authors of the group selected a photo and prompt that spoke to them and wrote a short story.
Read the story here or find it in Don't Read in the Closet, Volume 4.
__________
Genre: paranormal
Tags: gay m/m, Adventures of the Magician’s Coven series, firemen
Word Count: 10,960
50 pages, ebook
First published July 31, 2011
2 people are currently reading
99 people want to read
About the author
Mark Alders
57 books211 followersI live in Melbourne, Victoria, in the land of Oz. According to my own Teenage mis-adventures, I am just an ordinary guy with a penis which likes to get me into trouble…a lot. I’ve seduced trees, copulated with watermelons, and had nice old ladies pick ants off my naked body. Yep, that’s me. Mark Alders. All round nice guy and with my brain firmly in my pants, exactly where it belongs!
So what about the here and now? Well, I am a mild, mannered post office worker by day. I have a mortgage to pay and a partner named Lee who I have been with for *cough* twenty one years *cough.* At night, my muse, the bitch, forces me into bondage and makes me sit at my computer and type out stories about men having sex with each other…all the time…over and over…in varying degrees of WTF, too!
I mean, I have stories out there about alien spiders needing humans to nourish their eggs, red-skinned aliens whose balls glow when they are sexually excited, beings who cock dock with their victims to drain them of their life force, and a young man who discovers puberty is just the start of his problems as he comes into ‘magolescence’ on his eighteenth birthday and his penis turns into a snake!
Ah, the life of a story teller. The fun never ends.
So what about the here and now? Well, I am a mild, mannered post office worker by day. I have a mortgage to pay and a partner named Lee who I have been with for *cough* twenty one years *cough.* At night, my muse, the bitch, forces me into bondage and makes me sit at my computer and type out stories about men having sex with each other…all the time…over and over…in varying degrees of WTF, too!
I mean, I have stories out there about alien spiders needing humans to nourish their eggs, red-skinned aliens whose balls glow when they are sexually excited, beings who cock dock with their victims to drain them of their life force, and a young man who discovers puberty is just the start of his problems as he comes into ‘magolescence’ on his eighteenth birthday and his penis turns into a snake!
Ah, the life of a story teller. The fun never ends.
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March 31, 2024
DNF at 76%
“Hans, you’re just the best. I’ll be your bitch forever if that’s how you fuck, that’s for damn sure.”
“I’d like to be with you forever... you give me strength.”
If this is not love, I don’t know what is...
At least by now Adrian has managed to memorize Hans’ name. Before that he called him simply "handsome."
And what kind of magic do these guys have anyway? Fiery, burning cum and turning stone their lover by erotic dreams?
This story is part of the Adventures of the Magician’s Coven series, so for those who are familiar with it, Pyrogasm may make more sense… But the poor writing style and beyond-ridiculous storyline of this story don’t tempt me to read it…
“Hans, you’re just the best. I’ll be your bitch forever if that’s how you fuck, that’s for damn sure.”
“I’d like to be with you forever... you give me strength.”
If this is not love, I don’t know what is...
At least by now Adrian has managed to memorize Hans’ name. Before that he called him simply "handsome."
And what kind of magic do these guys have anyway? Fiery, burning cum and turning stone their lover by erotic dreams?
This story is part of the Adventures of the Magician’s Coven series, so for those who are familiar with it, Pyrogasm may make more sense… But the poor writing style and beyond-ridiculous storyline of this story don’t tempt me to read it…
February 10, 2017
**** 4 fire jizz stars ****
Well! This story gave new meaning to "hot Geman guy", didn't it?
Meet, Hans, the elemental fire magician who has a bit of a problem.
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Pitching is too dangerous when your cum is as hot as lava.
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He gets rescued out of a burning building by Adrian, a fireman with smouldering (pun intended) good looks.
But there's more to Adrian than what meets the eye.
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"Nothing gets me fired up like a man who buys me pretty underwear."
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Together they fight fire with fire! Great story, great imagination, great fun.
Talk about fire in your pants!
Recommended!
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A short story in the collection "Don't Read in the Closet, Volume Four" from the MM Romance Group Hot Summer Event 2011.
Prompt:
July 29, 2011
Finally!! My story!!!
...and it was hot and hilarious!!! Lava cum and pink lace panties!!! It was on fire!
Thank you, Mark *muah*
...and it was hot and hilarious!!! Lava cum and pink lace panties!!! It was on fire!
Thank you, Mark *muah*
July 29, 2011
This was so funny i couldn't stop laughing the whole story was just one laugh after another.
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September 6, 2015
A fireman with pink lacy panties, what is not to love:) Mark once again gives a story that is decidedly different but oh so fun!!!
July 30, 2011
Mark Alders' stories are always highly original, fun to read and very hot - and Pyrogasm is no exception. I had a blast (pun intended) reading it.
On a completely random note, why do the writers keep giving their German characters first names that no sane parents here have used in the last fifty years? It's not like there are a lot of characters out there who're called Edmund or Milton.
On a completely random note, why do the writers keep giving their German characters first names that no sane parents here have used in the last fifty years? It's not like there are a lot of characters out there who're called Edmund or Milton.
July 23, 2019
Mark Alders has such a wonderfully creative mind! This one was smokin' hot (pun most definitely intended) and hilarious! I really enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the "Magician's Coven" universe. *adds Magolescence to the to-read list* :)
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Story Prompt:
Dear Author,
This is me:
I know you probably wouldn't guess but I am a powerful wizard, still trying to discover my abilities and learning my limits. One night while practicing my fire control I had an accident. (Flaming ball throwing is not as easy as it sounds!) Anyway, things quickly got out of hand and I thought i was going to die... then he showed up:
Author, please tell me what happens now...
Sincerely,
Heather C
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Story Prompt:
Dear Author,
This is me:
I know you probably wouldn't guess but I am a powerful wizard, still trying to discover my abilities and learning my limits. One night while practicing my fire control I had an accident. (Flaming ball throwing is not as easy as it sounds!) Anyway, things quickly got out of hand and I thought i was going to die... then he showed up:
Author, please tell me what happens now...
Sincerely,
Heather C
July 30, 2011
Good one Mark!
Then again, his last boyfriend, Scott, did run screaming from his bedroom, arse alight like he’d ignited his farts, limbs flailing to cool himself off. Hans never saw him again. Pity, he was a good lay.
This set the tone that had me snickering throughout the story, especially each time I read about the lava cum. Then when Adrien mentioned his best pink man panties... I lost it then and you had me hooked. Loved the 'hot' guys and BJ that caused a fire break, in fact, loved it all. Thanks Mark.
Then again, his last boyfriend, Scott, did run screaming from his bedroom, arse alight like he’d ignited his farts, limbs flailing to cool himself off. Hans never saw him again. Pity, he was a good lay.
This set the tone that had me snickering throughout the story, especially each time I read about the lava cum. Then when Adrien mentioned his best pink man panties... I lost it then and you had me hooked. Loved the 'hot' guys and BJ that caused a fire break, in fact, loved it all. Thanks Mark.
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April 21, 2016
4 crazy lava stars
Reading this short free story (part of the DritC event) was a lot of fun; the author managed to tell a very creative story - the title basically says it all! Hans - a young fire wizard still in training - has to deel with the fact that his cum is very dangerous. Setting his dorm on fire is a likely possibility; not to mention all the dangers lovemaking would entail.
I can only recommend this story to everybody who isn't afraid of ridiculously funny ideas!
Reading this short free story (part of the DritC event) was a lot of fun; the author managed to tell a very creative story - the title basically says it all! Hans - a young fire wizard still in training - has to deel with the fact that his cum is very dangerous. Setting his dorm on fire is a likely possibility; not to mention all the dangers lovemaking would entail.
I can only recommend this story to everybody who isn't afraid of ridiculously funny ideas!
August 6, 2011
Let's see, pink panties on a hot fireman, a lava cum spewing fire magician, one or more uncut cocks, evil forces trying to harm the good guys, the ability to have sex in the middle of complete chaos, yeah, it could only be a story from the imaginative mind of Mark Alders!:) Expect the unexpected should be your motto! This was multiple kinds of hot and funny - thank you, Mark!!!
July 29, 2011
Hee! This was fantastic! Mark always comes up with the craziest ideas, and this was funny and sweet, and hot (well, of course it was HOT!). Loved it, so cute! Thanks!
August 1, 2011
Hilarious Mark. What a crazy, sexy, wickedly imaginative mind you have. Thanks for the singeing hot fun.
March 11, 2022
Well, this was different.
April 2, 2017
★★★☆☆
Cute story about Hans, a fire magician with lava cum and Adrian, manties-wearing fireman with lots of humor, an uncut cock, and a bad, bad magician.
You can find it in the Don't Read in the Closet: Volume Four
Cute story about Hans, a fire magician with lava cum and Adrian, manties-wearing fireman with lots of humor, an uncut cock, and a bad, bad magician.
You can find it in the Don't Read in the Closet: Volume Four
January 5, 2012
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This was short, but interesting. The heat was there between the two characters. Pace was good and the overall tale I found very entertaining. The problem (Besides a serious need of editing)– instant love. Yeah, that dreaded issue popped up and really put a damper on a rather entertaining story.
Since it is a free story I do recommend you pick it up and give it a read.
This was short, but interesting. The heat was there between the two characters. Pace was good and the overall tale I found very entertaining. The problem (Besides a serious need of editing)– instant love. Yeah, that dreaded issue popped up and really put a damper on a rather entertaining story.
Since it is a free story I do recommend you pick it up and give it a read.
August 7, 2011
This was enjoyable. It was great to get a glimpse of the world and characters Mark Alders is creating with his new series. The characters and the context made an impact. I would definitely welcome reading more about their lives plus more adventures and exploration of elemental magic. Elemental magic and gay leads...!
July 30, 2011
Would probably take the prize for most imaginative Hot Summer Days Story. Odd and funny with a unique take on pyromania & hot firemen. The photos posted on the HSD story thread truly completes the picture.
Want to read
January 15, 2015***Read as part of the free Don't Read in the Closet: Volume Four anthology. Story #1***
September 30, 2016
Don't Read in the Closet: Volume Four
My Rating System:
* couldn't finish, ** wouldn't recommend, *** would recommend, **** would read again, ***** have read again
My Rating System:
* couldn't finish, ** wouldn't recommend, *** would recommend, **** would read again, ***** have read again
August 2, 2011
That was the best excuse ever to have sex in the middle of an inferno, LOL. I love the panties too of course :)
m-m-to-read
June 2, 2011Hot Cover!
July 30, 2011
Brilliant, as usual, and smokin' hot!!! Loved the man panties and lava cum, only you Mark, only you!
July 31, 2011
I loved it :)
September 30, 2014
So imaginative! So hot! So witty! I couldn't ask for anything more in a short story!
August 15, 2011
What an imaginative and funny story. I had to give it five stars cuz I couldn't give it six. I can't wait to read more.
August 19, 2011
Hilarious fantastic magician/fireman romp!
August 20, 2016
2.75 to 3 stars
September 27, 2013
This was bad. The writing was not good. The plot was juvenile and I couldn't get through it fast enough.
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