Endless, vapid, wish-fulfillment
This is an amateur effort. The premise is interesting; to see the story through the eyes of the two lowest people on the totem pole. Unfortunately, there are so many gaping plot holes, missing scenes, underdeveloped characters, atrocious dialogue and absurd situations that any value in the premise is lost. Every character is dangerously ignorant and naive, including the hero. I got the impression that the author thinks his readers are equally dim. For example, we are forced to read a lengthy discourse of why the hero is a hero, in case we didn't get it from simply reading of his marvelous exploits. The author should have stopped about 2/3 of the way through the book. By the end, the seemingly endless and increasingly rapid stream of vapid, puerile, wish-fulfilling scenes reached a truly breathless pace, culminating with the painful and laughable coffee scene with the President. I order to finish the book, I had to assume it was intended as a comedy. Sadly, I believe it was not.
I'm truly baffled by those who would give this book 5 stars. What possible measuring system could you use that would have that result? In my system, this book would normally rate 2 stars since I did finish it as I normally reserve 1 star for those books I can't finish. I've made an exception in this case.