If I had to describe this book with two words, it would be mass confusion.
I opened this book and immediately felt like I was Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, but without any nice creatures to help me figure out where the hell I was or what the hell was going on. Confusing, weird, bumfuk Egypt... Hell, if you asked me my name right now, I might not know. Yes, it's really that confusing!
Seriously, the book feels like it started in the middle of some other book that the author wrote in imaginary ink. A lot of character names were dropped all over the place and I had no idea who, what they were, where they came from, what they were doing, nothing/nada.. Just mass confusion for a good 30% of the book.
Apparently, the book starts after some huge immortal war between a bunch of brothers, but in the middle/start of another conflict between the bros, death, the Dark One, and some other f'ers that I still have no damn clue about. Oh, lest I forget to mention the human, pill popping, whiskey chugging, chick with a smart ass mouth & weird blood is the key to it all.
Around half way through the book, the identities of everyone start to make a little sense, but then the damn characters are acting like schizophrenic, sociopaths.
And, at the end, I still don't get Wth the immortals are supposed to be; they shift realms between worlds, one is a half shapeshifter/half demon that sucks blood like a vampire and is titled an ancient immortal, a death demon that has a kind conscious & can heal folks and read minds, etc.
Oh the crazy shiz in this book...
"He got off on it as he dry humped her and sucked her life from her."
" Hey, Lunchmeat, what do you call a human running down the street?" "Fast food." A humorous monster that promises the human chick, or Lunchmeat as he so sweetly named her, that he'd kill her with just a little pain and only fuc$ her after she was dead. Nice
Him: You're a dumb blood monkey...I like you better when your quiet... You're weak and foolish... Her: I think I'm falling in love with you. Romantic, huh?
Him: "She wasn't beautiful, but she was pretty enough with a body she plainly took care of." Readers, are you swooning yet?
Bottom line:
Despite the majority of the book being about immortal mates, there's nothing, and I do mean nothing, remotely romantic, swoony, or sexy about this book. The male MC degrades the female at every turn. The female Mc is constantly writing stupid checks with her mouth that her arse can't cash, but then turns around and submits to the male MC at every turn; again, it's illogical behavior.
You'll most likely keep reading if you start just so that you can try to make sense of the craziness, but I can assure you that it's a lost cause.