T'was a DNF for me. Halfway through my reading of it I described it to my girlfriend, to which it said "old man yells at cloud." My reading of it then became "centrist grandpa yells at minor inconvenience." Dorn's poetry feels like a Facebook post by your very conservative grandpa with random line breaks to make the whole thing a more stout rectangle. On the Maeve G. Howser Pages Until Old Man Author Makes Transphobic Joke Test™️, it scored 96.