I've never written a review before, but I can't stop thinking about how weird and disappointing this book was and I need to get my thoughts down. These thoughts will probably be pretty disjointed, and they'll definitely be chock full of spoilers.
I really enjoyed my time with Ilium, and was excited to see where the story would go and how the many pieces would start to fit together in the finale. Almost immediately, however, it seemed like the scope of Olympus was out of control.
Ilium has 4 different POVs; Mahnmut the moravec on his journey to Mars, the Old Style Humans Ada and Daeman on future Earth, and the scholic Thomas Hockenberry during the Trojan War. (There is also one chapter randomly from Hannah's POV, but otherwise the narrative sticks to these 4 characters.) Each story is told in 3rd person omniscient voice, except for Hockenberry's, which is 1st person.
Olympus opens with a slew of chapters from the POV of side characters, including Menelaus, Helen and Hera. When we eventually cut to the familiar Hockenberry, his narrative is now in 3rd person. This abrupt shift in narrative scope between volumes was jarring enough that Olympus initially felt to me as though it had been written by a different author working off of Simmon's notes.
All these new narrative focuses are abandoned after Part 1, however, and the POV shifts back to the crew from the first novel, with the addition of Achillies and Harman. (If it isn't clear yet, inconsistencies in POVs are a huge pet peeve of mine) We continue with these characters until the end of the novel, although toward the end of Part 3 Hockenberry's narrative abruptly shifts back to 1st person and stays that way.
All this to say, the narrative structure is a bit of a mess. Not in any way that makes the story hard to follow, but in a way that makes the storytelling feel very clumsy at times.
Now I'm going to complain about the actual plot. My biggest gripe by far is with Odysseus's arc(?) There are two Odysseuses in the novel; the one from the battle of Troy who is kidnapped by the moravecs and brought to future Earth, and an older Odysseus that the Old Style Humans discovered during the first book.
This older Odysseus has been on Earth for some time. He has some history with Savi and says he came to the future Earth after escaping from imprisonment on Circe's isle. We never learn much about what he and Savi have been up to on Earth, but I'm gonna go on a tangent about two of the things we do know:
First, the Turin Cloths. Savi and Odysseus distributed these among all the Old Style Humans, allowing them to view the battle of Ilium in real time. They do this to acclimate the Old Style Humans to both warfare and Greek culture, because they suspect that war and Greeks will both be coming to Earth soon. They're right, but it's never really made clear why they know this.
There's a moment where Ada puts on a Turin cloth and decides to access the nanobot function that allows her to interface with their flying machine. For some reason this physically transports her to Ilium. She freaks out and removes to cloth, returning to her version of Earth. This ability is never used or even addressed again, and nothing of note happens during Ada's extremely brief trip to Ilium. I still have no idea why this scene happens.
Second, the submarine. Early in the story Harman is whisked away to the other side of the world. I'm going to talk more about this later, but eventually he is told that in order to return home, he must walk along the Atlantic Breach from Europe to North America, across the sea floor. He asks Prospero why he can't just get teleported home and is never given a straight answer.
With about 150 pages left in the book, Harman stumbles on a submarine crashed on the sea floor. He becomes really curious and decides to explore it, ignoring a warning that it's filled with lethal radiation. Inside the submarine he discovers a ton of warheads filled with stable black holes, and also learns that their containment fields are deteriorating and they will destroy the earth in a matter of months.
This world ending threat comes out of nowhere and is resolved like 2 chapters later when the moravecs haul all the warheads into space and jettison them safely. It serves as nothing more than an extremely contrived way to get Harman and the moravecs in the same place. Later, when the older Odysseus tells Sycorax that the moravecs are hauling the black holes into orbit, she comments that they shouldn't have been a threat, as she'd sealed them in a stasis bubble millenia earlier. He replies that he and Savi disabled the bubble.
...Why? I guess we're meant to infer that Prospero made Harman walk down the breach so he'd find the submarine, and Odysseus disabled the stasis bubble so the moravecs would detect the submarine, all to make sure the moravecs and Harman meet up? How does Odysseus know that he should do this? It's such a contrived and stupid way to get the two groups together that I was in disbelief for that whole section.
Ok, anyways. Old Odysseus is injured by a voynix early in the book and removed from the story until the 11th hour. Meanwhile the moravecs kidnap Younger Odysseus from Ilium, promising him news from his wife to lure him aboard their spaceship. They then fly off to Future Earth on their mission to figure out what's going on.
As they approach future Earth, they're contacted by Sycorax, aka Circe, who asks them to bring Odysseus to her on her orbital isle. "AHA!" You may say. "So Oysseus is brought to Circe, is imprisoned there for a long time, then escapes backwards in time and down to Earth to go on his adventures with Savi, leading up to where he is now: injured and in a healing tank." Well that's what I thought, anyways.
The truth is dumber and doesn't make sense. Old Odysseus recovers from his wounds and reunites with Ada just long enough to demand her flying machine for "personal reasons." He flies up to Circe's isle right as the moravecs drop off young Odysseus. Then he busts in on his younger self and Circe having sex and announces that he loves her and wants to run away with her into the multiverse.
I cannot stress enough that there is NO build up to this. He explains that he's visited countless dimensions since he left Circe's isle, checked up on his wife and son, boned down on a bunch of alternate universe versions of Circe, and is now ready to commit to Dr Who Sex Adventures with her forever. How did he visit these other dimensions? How did he meet up with his wife, who has been reduced to tachyon particles and stored in a data beam? Who knows.
He then draws a gun and aims it at his younger self, which makes Circe freak out and say he's going to create a horrible paradox and descend the universe into Kaos. He kills young Odysseus anyway and there are no negative consequences and they fly off together and live happily ever after. Ok.
Speaking of sex. Good lord the sex. This book has a serious case of Men Writing Women. Female characters can't go more than a few pages without Simmons mentioning their breasts in some way. Most scenes involving women read like a horny old man's lecherous musings. This was an issue in the first book as well, and came to a head when Hockenberry took the form of Paris to rape Helen of Troy. Helen is largely fine with this when his deception is revealed, and they become lovers????? Yuck.
Simmons doubles down on this garbage in Olympos. When Harman is whisked off on his cross-continent adventure with Prospero, they stop at a tomb built atop Mt Everest. Inside is a young woman who looks just like Savi and is sleeping naked in a glass coffin. Prospero tells Harman that he must wake this woman, Moira, if he wants answers to all his questions, and the only way to wake her is to ejaculate inside her. WHAT.
WHY would you write this. Simmons could have written ANY method to wake this woman up; why was the one he settled on mandatory rape? Harman has a moral dilemma about this, not because of the rape but because he has a wife at home and he doesn't want to be unfaithful. (The narrative helpfully explains that rape is an alien concept to Old Style Humans because they can have sex whenever they want 🙄)
Moira wakes up and immediately starts referring to Harman as a rapist, which makes his poor feelings hurt and makes him feel even guiltier for being unfaithful. Then Moira is like "jk you old horndog, my coffin was full of aphrodisiacs, you had no choice but to rape my comatose body. Don't worry about it." For the rest of the novel all of Harman's man-pain is focused on his unfaithfulness, and otherwise the rape is never addressed. I hope i don't need to explain why this is all horrible.
Directly after this horrorshow is a great example of another problem I had with the book: the pacing. Events are dragged out for chapter after chapter after chapter, and the book ends up being probably a good 200 pages longer than it needs to be.
After Harman rapes Moira, she decides that he should go into a glass cabinet at the top of the tomb that will download the tomb's vast library into his head. Prospero argues that this will kill him. Moira says it won't. Harman agrees to do it. End of chapter, cut to other characters. We return in the next Harman chapter to find him walking up the stairs to the cabinet. He talks with Moira. Ariel shows up to do some poetry. They reach the top of the stairs. End of chapter, cut to other characters. Next Harman chapter: the cabinet starts filling with gold liquid; Harman doesn't want to get in because he might drown. Then he gets in anyways. End of chapter. Cut away, cut back. NOW the cabinet downloads the library into his mind.
Holy crap. WHY did this take so long?? A good editor could have easily brought these four chapters together into one and cut out tons of nonsense on the way. Events are stretched out like this through the whole novel. It quickly becomes an exhausting slog as you wait for anything to actually happen.
And when things finally do happen? How are all these story threads tied off? Setebos has come to Earth and is harvesting misery from the human population as they're hunted to extinction by voynix. Caliban leads an army of Calibani as Setebos' vanguard. The armies of Troy and Greece are lifted from their time and dumped onto future Earth alongside the Old Style Humans. The Moravecs show up at Earth with an army of rockvec troopers to assist where they can. This is going to be the clash of the century! It's all going to pay off!
Then Odysseus flies up to Circe's isle and asks her to run away with him. While he's there, he tells her to send her son Caliban down to Setebos with a message: the Quiet is coming. The Quiet is Prospero's god, and is never really defined further than that. It might be the one true God of the universe that the Demogorgon talks a lot about during the Tartarus scenes? Idk.
Regardless, Caliban passes this message on to Setebos and he goes "oh crap" and leaves. The Quiet never makes an appearance, there's no final showdown, the story just kind of fizzles to a halt before a brief Where Are They Now style epilogue, which features this quote about a 16 year old: "They were very young breasts - larger and firmer than an adolescent girl's little bud breasts, but still not fully formed."
Gross, dude.