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Unreasonable Expectations

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Vampire culture has done a lot of things for the real vampire society. Some of it has been pickings have never been easier, and choices are more varied than heavily pierced goths with terrible attitudes and more hair gel than is really healthy. Some of it hasn't been. Those swooning girls can get downright annoying sometimes, and it's usually because of their unrealistic expectations.

Those unrealistic expectations really bite.

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Unrealistic is a short story vampire satirical comedy, following one vampire's account of his experiences with the vampire and paranormal romance phenomenon.

13 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 26, 2011

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Shanda Sharlow

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July 21, 2011
I really liked this book a lot. I enjoyed the funny side of the vampires take on being hunted rather then being the hunter. The descriptions of what the vampire goes through at the hands of a crazy loon is really hilarious. I hope that there is a second book to further give readers an amusing look into this particular vampire's troubles.
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