I'm Too Young to Be This Damn Old

by Sourcebooks

When you've become sick and tired of counting your birthdays, here's some light-hearted relief in a collection of hundreds of quotes about getting older and staying younger.
"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately." --Russell Baker
"The advantage of bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time." --Friedrich Wilhelm Neitzsche
"I'm 65, and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics; but if there were 15 months in every year, I'd only be 48." --James Thurber

256 pages, Paperback

First published March 1, 2006

Reviews

[Aleria · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was another book I found at Half Price Books in the humor section. Had to grab it~

Even though this is a small book, it does have a lot of great quotes in it. A lot of them make my day. :)

(Reading Time(s) & Dates(s): 22nd March 2020; 2:02pm to 3:08pm)

[Angel Downs · Rating 2 out of 5]

Not as funny as i thought it would be.

[Hilary · Rating 2 out of 5]

Love quote books. Could see someone opening this book randomly and using the resulting quote to determine a course of action (for fun, of course...). Bought it for 25c at a booksale and sold it today at the Fall Bazaar for 50c. (Do you suppose the new owner will read and resell it, following the logical progression, for $1.00? or $0.75?)

[David Schramm · Rating 4 out of 5]

Favorite quote from the book..... "Death is just nature's way of telling you, 'Hey, you're not alive anymore.'" - Bull Shannon "Night Court"