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First published May 1, 2007
This book is a collection of Dixie-centric essays from one of the thinking man’s favorite Southern humorists. Roy Blount has an endless supply of hilarious one-liners, and the essays featured herein are chock full of them.
As to the essays themselves, Blount reminds me a great deal of a Southern P.J. O’Rourke. Blount’s humor is both witty and biting, but 393 pages of his essays was too many by a long shot.
At his best, he is very funny. Here is his take on college sports outside of the South:
“[I] make a point of taking no interest whatsoever in what passes in the North for college sports. When I was a boy in Georgia, college sports was Bobby Dodd versus Bear Bryant immemorial. Compared to that, the Harvard-Yale game is a panel discussion. When all the college sports you can follow in the local media are Nehi or Lehigh or whatever against Hofstra or Colgate or somebody, why bother? You know what they call the team at Williams College? The Ephs. Let me repeat that: the Ephs. Pronounced eefs. Do you think that anybody who is willing to be called an Eph is capable of playing any sport at a level anywhere near root-hog-or-die? Caring about college sports in the Northeast is like caring about French food in South Carolina.” (p.25-6).
He has this to say about Southern cooking:
“These days people worry so much about their hearts that they don’t eat hearty. The way folks were meant to eat is the way my family ate when I was growing up in Georgia. We ate till we got tired. Then we went “Whoo!” and leaned back and wholeheartedly expressed how much we regretted that we couldn’t summon up the strength, right then, to eat some more.” (p.80).
And I was gratified to learn this pertinent fact about dogs: “Unless they’re overbred, dogs are essentially Southern.” (p.81). But I already knew that.
Finally, Roy Blount also had nothing good to say about Elvis (The King) (may he rest in peace) or about author Albert Goldman after Blount digested Albert Goldman’s memoir-expose of The Legend.
My rating: 7/10, finished 6/25/23 (3823).