So this is what happens when vampire books -- even repackaged Christopher Pike vampire books from 1992 -- start taking up all the shelf space at the regular bookstore. You wind up with a suddenly huge YA section at the remainder book store, which is usually best for bizarre inaccuracies (e.g. a book predicting that the 2008 presidential race would be between Hillary Clinton and Condoleeza Rice) and weird hey-I-remember-that moments (e.g. cast guide to The Real World circa 2001, self-help books from the Queer Eye guys). According to the signs, everything marked as $4 or more was now $4 (literally signs like "do you have $4? then that book is yours" are plastered everywhere), but the guy gave me all the books I wanted for $3 each, which is how I wound up with this. (I also might mention that this place used to house that "Bodies" exhibit and still has the fake walls and stuff that say "Bodies" in it, and it's also partially a year-round Halloween store. Yup, Crown Books UTC rules.)
As far as I can tell, this book (and possibly the second one, since this one ends rather abruptly) is a repackaging of a British single-title book, High Jinx. Some bright bulb was like wait a sec, if frenemies + boarding school = The It Girl, then maybe (frenemies + boarding school) x England = The Brit Girl. Did they pull it off? Ehm, not quite, given that in spite of the second book's claim that the author is "working on" the third book it never got published, and also that the remainder stickers on these babies were old enough to have discolored the covers. I have a fuzzy memory of having possibly seen these books before somewhere else, but the publisher isn't super familiar to me either, so not sure.
Anyway, I've only read this first one so far, though I have the second one (cause come on, $3) too. It was okay -- has its ups and downs, moments of extreme predictability and moments of extreme WTF (one of the subplots is driven by all of the characters' inability to tell two Asian girls apart), but overall I'd say it reads like a reasonably competent draft someone else could have come along and cleaned up. With all of the chapters from the (gratuitously grotesque and caricatured) teachers' points of view, this actually reminded me most of the movie Private School -- stuff kind of just happens for little reason, there's slapstick to the point of the teen characters appearing nihilistic (they absolutely crack up over any kind of bodily injury to an adult, no matter how horrific), and overall the focus is on everyone just having a fun, sexy time.
It's also very, very British, which makes me question whether this was ever intended for the US market -- loads of Britspeak, and unlike those Georgia Nicolson books, you're on your own with nary a glossary. Also compared to a US YA book, there is much more cursing, drinking (there's not a character here who doesn't seem to be a full-on alcoholic), smoking (same), and heavy drug use (there's some pot, but mostly it's the girls' frankly incredible appetites for ecstasy that gave me pause). I feel like that might have been toned down for a US release. Same goes for their love of Dido, Neighbors, Paul Oakenfold, MTV Dance, and house music in general.
None the less, it was enjoyable enough to get through in a couple days. Did it fill the void left by the lack of Gossip Girl in my life? No. Did it help me push off reading the last A-List: Hollywood Royalty book a little longer and thus extend that series' life for me? Yes. At the same time though, did I learn a lesson about the quality you can expect when you buy a $3 remainder book that has a cover blurb from an author who does not actually exist? Well yes, yes I did.