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131 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1994
Undeniably, my past as an archaeologist seems to make me perfect for the position; an archaeologist can never break entirely with his past. If there is a past that follows its man, it is unquestionably the past of the archaeologist; no past is richer in memories than an archaeologist’s past. You can never really put it behind you, you cannot easily rid yourself of an archaeologist’s past: no past remains as present or involves the future so much as an archaeologist’s past. Be there a man who lives in his past, it is surely the archaeologist, and who repeats himself, it is surely the archaeologist – without any particular nostalgia, mind you, without sighing over the good old days or lingering more than anyone else over cursing that evil time, but simply because of the very nature of the work that was his for so many long years. Whereas the archaeologist goes back in time, the march of history continues uninterrupted, progress flows smoothly downstream, and the gap between the archaeologist and his true contemporaries grows ever wider.
If our ancestors had prostrated themselves before a single God, we would have shattered that rudimentary idol in order to worship, forehead to the ground, our gods as numerous as the stars. It is movement that matters, evolution regardless of the slope; there is no design, no necessity, nothing justifies History such as we can reconstitute it. Life is stubborn, it wants to endure, but no one can give it a shape or a goal. It remains a principle without consequence, a pure, unusable energy; no matter how much I dig, what’s the point if my pick only strikes the skulls of these old, old ideas?



I am his replacement. His uniform does not suit me, not in the least. I asked for a new one, made to measure. To be more efficient, I argued, convinced that this argument was sound; to be stricter, prompter, adding: and to represent the profession with greater dignity. I’d even go so far as to believe that my request will be heard on high and satisfied at long last, after all the dillydallying by the administration. Meanwhile, I am obliged to wear Boborikine’s uniform. It does not suit me at all.For the first few pages all our narrator does is whinge about his uniform and wonder what he can do to make it fit and look better:
[T]he left shoe is scruffy, cracked, practically useless, whereas the right still boasts a bit of chic, having been worn with much less frequency due to the infirmity of Crescenzo [whom Boborikine replaced], whose right foot was amputated following his accident.Gradually, however, we learn that he is actually an archaeologist. Following his accident and either out of pity or a sense of obligation he has been offered the job of caretaker to a cave housing prehistoric paintings but for some reason he proves dilatory in taking up his duties. Instead, starting with his ill-fitting uniform, he gets bogged down in minutia. For example, after being given to the key to the gate—or, possibly, grate (another topic that sidetracks him)—he hangs it next to the map of the cave, which is fixed to the wall with four thumbtacks, three yellow and one red. The red one bothers him and so off he sets going through Boborikine’s belongings—he’s also inherited the man’s flat—trying to find a replacement. And not getting on with his actual job:
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Since I cannot repair the left, already stitched, glued, nailed, resoled, polished anew a thousand times, and a thousand and one times destroyed anew, now putrid like a dead animal, why not hasten the decline of the right, plunging it one day into a saltwater bath, sheltering a rat in it for a few days, ripping out its steel tips, replacing its black shoelace with some piece of string or other?
Professor Glatt steps in. This time I’ve gone too far, I’m not getting anywhere. Which one is it? Either I’ve gone too far or I’m not getting anywhere. The professor has to choose. How can I be going too far if I’m not getting anywhere? It’s either one or the other. One cannot, in all sincerity, reproach me for not getting anywhere and going too far at one and the same time – it would be disingenuous. I’m taking too long to open the cave, now that’s a criticism that could be levelled at me, that’s something I would have trouble denying. However, I have my reasons. It seems the way I am carrying out my duties is being judged more and more harshly on high. Even Professor Glatt, who usually takes my side, did not appreciate the thumbtack episode. Couldn’t I simply have pulled the plastic heads off the three yellow thumbtacks to find the requisite harmony? Obviously, yes; and if I didn’t do it, it’s because I had my reasons. What do they know on high about how my work is progressing? How do they measure progress?On and on it goes or mostly does not go. No, that’s not fair. He does go: backwards. Little by little we see our former archaeologist devolve in a… I suppose you’d call him a modern day caveman. He becomes obsessed with the cave drawings and starts to plan his own within his flat which he expects to last some forty or fifty thousand years.