Finally, after three years of perseverance. I finally finished the first four books of A Song of Ice and Fire also known as the Game of Thrones TV series on HBO.
Unlike most readers on Goodreads, I am not a fast reader (unless a book is incredible). Let me tell you, when I started with book one: Game of Thrones, I hated it! The book bored me to tears and I kept on saying to myself, "There’s MORE?"
Whenever I’d see the name Catelyn pop up in a chapter. I died a little on the inside wonder why I was bothering to read this stupid book. Out of all the characters in the series, she was weakest and most boring to read. Why was she weak? Well, quite frankly she spent most of her time weeping, moaning, and worrying over her family. She didn’t know how to fight, didn’t have any cunning to pull off political maneuvers, and just basically whined and whined and whined.
Is she believable as a character, a mother who worries and frets over her children and grieves over her lost ones? Yes. Do I want to read entire chapters dedicated to this? Hell no!
Bran! Oh Bran. So boring, so pitifully boring. Whenever I read Bran’s chapters I always felt like it was an excuse for exposition and world building. Every chapter would talk about the history of Winterfell, how the castle has changed without Ned, insert other meaningless detail here. Boring, boring, boring! Bran himself is not a boring character but his young age made him incapable to influence the plot. Therefore, I could have done without (most) but not all of Bran’s chapters.
Daenerys and Sansa were so pitifully weak. It was a chore to read their chapters and I just hated pretty much 75% of Game of Thrones. Lot’s of marrying off women, rape, boob descriptions and incessant, repetitive description of clothes! It drove me mad every time GRRM introduced a new character and felt the need to describe their clothing. Violet tunics, roughspun breeches, gilded vests, ENOUGH ALREADY! It was so frustrating to read that I was often reminded how too much clothing description was considered bad writing. Granted, the descriptions were for establishing who people were, where they came from, how much money they had, what house they belonged to, but there’s so many characters that it’s impossible to keep track of it all.
To make matters worse, I kept on asking myself, “Where’s the plot?” Everything moved at such a glacial pace that I really didn’t care about most of these characters. Sure I liked Jon Snow, Tyrion, Ned, Robb, and a whole host of other characters but not enough to finish an entire book. It felt like the entire beginning of Game of Thrones was in truth, just a really long introduction.
And then a main character died . . .
And suddenly with only 25% of the book remaining . . .
I needed to know what happened next.
Book two:
Battles! The sh** hits the fan and suddenly people are making power plays for the Iron Throne. Undead attacking the wall, Robert’s brothers vying for the crown, Tyrion is getting blamed for everything despite being one of the most well qualified rulers in Westeros. The second book was without a question, amazing!
The characters became so much interesting. Daenerys who I thought was weak and boring was growing into a strong woman that could lead a small nation to claim what is rightfully hers. Arya (Whom loved reading by the way) has been around to different castles causing trouble wherever she goes, Bran’s made some new friends Jojen and Meera which made his chapters more interesting to read, The Ironmen want to expand from their island and rip territory from under everyone's feet, I could go on and on and on!
Book two just had this great pace and rhythm that was fun to read. Though I still hated and hate GRRM’s constant descriptions of clothing, I absolutely LOVED his description of everything else. From the way mud dripped from a portcullis to a wolf pulling glistening blue snakes from an outlaw’s belly. George R. R. Martin knows how to describe something using the least amount of words with the right kind of verbs and descriptors. Ironic, considering how long his novels are.
The way he describes the world and character actions triggers your mind to THINK and IMAGINE the scene. You can see the soldiers boot getting sucked by the mud and watch Sandor Clegane charge through the ranks with his sword swinging wildly in the air. GRRM knows how to use words and I personally would love to be able to write the way he does (though much leaner). As the plot continued to thicken so did my interest in the books.
I loved seeing Jaime’s progression from cocky bastard to fragile knight and was thrilled when female bad ass warrior Brienne joined the ranks. I felt sorry for Tyrion and cheered for Bronn and hated Tywin (but a good kind of hate.) By the time I finished this book, I was ready for the third.
Book three:
I was hoping to see more of the same in book three and GRRM did not fail to deliver. Again the prose was sharp and powerful. It filled my mind with thoughts of the world that the TV series could never hope to fill (I haven’t watched the series but a quick google image search left me unimpressed.)
Where as a new author may make the mistake of filling their book with description, Martin fills it with plot and character. Sure he goes off on tangents and starts describing those damn clothes! But when he’s back on track, man does the story grab your attention. All the elements just come together in an epic tale that immerses you in his world.
Book three was perhaps one of the most satisfying books to read by far. In this book, people who deserved what was coming to them get it in spades. I’m not one that ever wishes death upon real or fictional characters but these guys are a-holes. If GRRM’s goal was to create characters you loved to hate, he definitely succeeded.
Speaking of characters I love to hate, Cersei is currently my most hated character. Why? Because she’s a moron who thinks she’s so clever and knows everything. You know who Cersei reminds me of? A bad boss! You know the type. They think they know everything and tell you how to do your job when they don’t even know how to do their own.
Cersei is that bad boss. She constantly makes stupid decisions and is so weak that she can’t even defend herself. She’s always complaining that she should have been born a man and I just kept thinking to myself, “Well Brienne is not a man and she can kick ass.” She’s so dumb, so so dumb, but I enjoy despising this character because she’s entertaining to read.
The rest of the cast is great and really start coming into their own on book three. From Jon Snow and his difficult decisions with the Wildlings; to Sam being forced to find his courage; to Daeny learning that sacrifices must be made to become a ruler; to Arya learning to embrace a new life that erases her past; to Jaime regretting his past mistakes; I have grown to enjoy these characters. You feel bad for them, you cheer for them, and you don't want them to die.
Then we get to book four . . .
Book four:
Book four took a huge step backward. It was very similar to book one in that GRRM starts this book in a new setting with new characters and a unnecessarily long introduction. Instead of reading about your old favorites, you’re suddenly being asked to get invested in a new set of characters that quite frankly are not that good.
The most annoying of these new characters is Arianne Martell. Oooh do I loathe her and not in a good way. She’s a brat, she’s rude, she’s weak, she’s an idiot, and she is so gosh darn useless! If GRRM does something amazing with this character, I wouldn't care. I hate her and I hated reading her passages.
It seems that I have a tendency to dislike the female characters in this book right? Well, that wouldn’t make much sense because I’m a feminist at heart and write books about female super heroes. So what’s the problem?
My problem with most of the female characters in this series is that most of them are forced to do nothing. They have a big bark and know how to get on people’s nerves but at the end of the day they’re not moving the plot forward and can’t really do anything. Catelyn, Arianne, Sansa/Alayne, and in book one it was Daeny. These characters do not have enough strength to be able to bend and affect the plot in a meaningful way. They don’t do anything except complain, moan, and cry about their situation.
Sansa/Alayne has a chance of becoming an interesting character but at the end of book four there really wasn’t enough to convince me that she’s worth paying attention to yet. Too many of these women are constantly being traded like objects and I hate that. I would rather they have protested and fought and died while they were being traded away. Instead they are submissive and have no choice but to go along with someone's plans which is just insufferable to read.
That’s why characters like Brienne, Arya, Ygritte, Osha, Asha, Meera, and many more female characters are so much more interesting. They DO STUFF. They can fight, they can scheme, they can be loyal, they can hunt, they can FIGHT BACK. The characters I highlighted have personality that is not tied down by the boring and mundane--you’re a woman so go marry this jerk and create an alliance for us. Even Shae who was nothing more than a prostitute, managed to use her wiles to climb up the ladder and seduce people in power. None of the other characters that I loathe do anything like that.
I know that this is reflective of the time period and setting but quite honestly it didn’t make for an interesting read. There were times in book four where GRRM went off on these huge tangents that I found myself asking, “WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT THIS?” He would start going off on these world building tirades and force me to read chapters of characters that I didn’t care about. Honestly, after reading book four I lost all interest in finishing the series.
I don't want to be one of those readers that are waiting for the series to be finished. Book four was just so weak and so disappointing that I couldn't care less what happens next and I'd rather keep it that way. I've been traumatized in the past by TV shows that never had a series finale or had terrible endings and I don't want to risk myself loving book five. If the final book is finished in my lifetime then of course, I will finish the series
This was a very hot/cold book for me. On the one hand I loved George R. R. Martin’s prose, enjoyed his characters, enjoyed his action scenes, enjoyed the overall plot and the world. On the other hand, he definitely got too long winded with certain descriptions; went into way too much detail with the world building (not for me); and forced me to try get invested in new characters that were not that interesting.
It’s one thing to ask me to care about Stannis, the Wall, the Ironmen, Renly, Cersei and Jaime, Tyrion, the Starks, okay fine. But when you introduce Dorne and give me a horrible character like Arianne for an entire chapter. Screw that. GRRM could have saved himself a book if he had just focused on the core group of characters.
Also and this is my last quibble. I hate the fact that there’s no real main character. If there is a main character, I have no clue who that is. It’s probably Daeny but the fact that I have to question who the main character is really irks me. Sure not having a primary character makes it more realistic and makes every character the hero of their story but I personally don’t like that kind of story telling.
Also, I knew that he was going to kill off a lot of characters but I didn’t think he would do an “off-camera” death for my favorite one. Yeah, yeah, welcome to the club I suppose.
So I guess the big question is, would I recommend people pick up and read this series?
Absolutely!
I know it sounds like I had a lot of gripes in my review but that’s only because I enjoyed the books so much. Would I say that it was my favorite book series? No. GRRM almost lost me with book one and any series that almost lands in the DNF pile can never be a favorite.
Yet, despite its flaws, this has been an amazing series to read. If you like complex political machinations, betrayal, dragons, undead, detailed world building, and believable, realistic characters. Then please, pick up a copy and start reading.
It was a fun ride but I’m definitely glad its over.