I love this genre of Scottish crime fiction, for almost exactly the opposite of the reasons that I like most of my favourite books. With a lot of books, I love expanding on things, going beyond where you would expect to go, exploring new places, mixing unusual combinations of elements. With tartan noir, it’s the constraints that make the genre what it is, and it is doing clever things within such a narrow framework (your detective should be like this, your tone should be like this, choose setting from Edinburgh, Glasgow or misc remote island) that really makes it sparkle. It’s difficult. It’s formulaic. But as far as I’m concerned, all tartan noir sounds the same like all wine tastes the same.
Christopher Brookmyre has been on the edge of my consciousness for quite a while – partly because of being really good at the tongue in cheek end of Scottish crime novels, which I keep meaning to get around to reading, and partly because he’s El Presidente of the Scottish Humanists and I am finding myself knowing an increasing number of Scottish humanists. Where the Bodies are Buried is, apparently, Brookmyre playing the genre straight, and if this is “an exciting new departure” for him, I really want to read some of his old stuff. Someone’s been reading their Laidlaw. And that someone is both of us, and it only makes me like him more.
Every June, for the last few years, I stop everything and read Scottish hardboiled crime for a month. You get to see all the variations, the conventions, trace the fashions and influences. It just so happened that at the end of June last year I was in the middle of this, and it was my eighth novel that month (I think), and I ended up abandoning it because it starts slowly and by that point I was ready for something with wizards in it. Second time round it kept my attention a lot more, and I had a lot of fun with it.
The negatives: a cast of thousands of indistinguishable, resulting in me flipping back and forth yelling “Who the hell is Whitaker?!” on several occasions. They were difficult to keep track of, and while I like a convoluted plot, I’m not sure I could tell you what was going on because some of the characters had very similar names, or two names and a nickname each.
Relatedly, the “pull out another character in the last ten pages” trick is Not On, Mr Brookmyre, and the fact that it happened twice resulted in the loss of a star. Because we’re better than that, and this book was better than that. The star was also lost for the gratuitous use of every-bloody-thing being connected. All of it. He could have left off the last two chapters, in which four characters who did not need any more expanding upon suddenly discovered connections that really did not need to be there. For a book that was so deftly handled for the first 370 pages, the last 30 were maddening and just a bit silly.
The positives, which otherwise vastly outweigh the negatives: my god, this was so deftly done. For a complicated plot, I loved how it was navigated. I loved the converging dual perspectives. I loved Katherine and Jasmine, the erstwhile lady-protagonists of varying degrees of street sense. Not a single teenage girl died in this book, +10 and one cookie. Everyone else writing hard-boiled: that was your excuse evaporating. This one passes the Bechdel test, what does yours do?
It was tightly plotted, the outcome was genuinely unexpected, carefully signposted and mostly satisfying, although I can’t help thinking that Glasgow is fucked. The obligatory confusing prologue was turned on its head in an exceedingly rewarding manner, although, see above about the “surprise! new character! everyone say hi to this guy!” trick.
Brookmyre’s writing voice is excellent: witty, mostly understated, with a few creative swears and a penchant for dropping tension on your head like a ten-tonne weight. I’d love to see what he does with actively satirical stories. I bet they’re a riot.
Speaking of which – given that I have probably not picked his best to start with, what next? Quite Ugly One Morning? All Fun and Games? Have Christmas book tokens left; will travel.