Meg and Michael are camping out in the barn while their house is still undergoing renovations when Mrs. Fenniman decides the farmers' fields around the house are perfect for eXtreme croquet. A tournament is organized and Meg and her family are up against some college students, a team of identical relators, and the Caerphilly's finest old biddies. After Meg rolls down a cliff and faces down a cow while searching for her ball, she discovers the dead body of a woman. Chief Burke is not pleased. He's extra grouchy because his arm is in a cast and no one seems to be able to identify the dead woman. When Michael returns from an all day department meeting (he'll do anything for tenure), he recognizes the woman as Lindsay Tyler, an old girlfriend, a colleague from the college long before he met Meg. was only there for one year before the board forced her out. She made a lot of enemies along the way but Michael thought she had moved on, way out west somewhere. Apparently not. Meanwhile, Meg has to deal with cranky and brooding Duck, wayward sheep, cows and wondering what happened to the professor from UVa who was supposed to come pick up the 29 boxes of papers Edwina Sprocket left behind. Oh and a developer wants to build a mega outlet mall next door! Meg wants to see justice done for the poor dead woman and soon she's on the trail of one very strong motive with two possible suspects.
The mystery was pretty good. The motive was obvious but whodunit kept me guessing. There were enough twists to keep me reading very late. I was a little surprised. I liked seeing Meg's family again. They always make mine look normal. The eXtreme croquet game and antics of the Langslow clan are amusing and a lot of fun. Meg's sleuthing is the one normal thing in this book. She doesn't do anything illegal or snoop. Everything she does is aboveboard and legitimate forms of research.
I didn't like Meg at first but she seems to have given in and joined her crazy family. She's willingly and enthusiastically participating in eXtreme croquet and finds ways to involve her family in her investigation. She's gentle with her mom and co-sleuths with her dad at one point. Michael is even a lot nicer. He has embraced farm country and seems to enjoy living there. He's still eager for tenure and has to toe the line around the stuffy professors. He's not really in the story much. Rob is still an idiot and his staff seem to be cranking out Lawyers From Hell derivatives causing stock prices to soar and the Lansglows rich. In the last book I missed Duck and here we have Duck but no Eric! Eric is there, just not on page. Duck is brooding and laying eggs everywhere which interferes with the game and the farming next door. Duck seems to know how to avoid being trampled by sheep and cows so I think they need to leave her alone. The solution to her problem was very sweet and surprising.
Rose Noire is back and she really doesn't sound that wacky. She has a couple of men vying for her attention. Poor Cousin Horace has a crush on the distant cousin who saved him from his miserable girlfriend. He's smitten but so is Deputy Sammy! Both of them would do anything for Rose Noire. She's a good people person. She'll figure it out. Now Mrs. Fenniman is even wackier than ever. I thought she invented eXtreme croquet but she just brought it to the Langslow clan and now to Caerphilly. She's CRAZY! She makes up her own rules, claims to be consulting the Board of Regents and is so competitive, her rules are always in her favor. She even does something not quite legal to make the game easier to play.
It was fun getting to know Eric's older siblings a bit. Older brother Kevin is the family tech guru. He doesn't know how to do anything extraordinary yet just like my family, the older generations think he's some kind of genius. He's not hacking or anything like that. It's all legal and normal. He even has to tell Meg how to get a picture on her phone. Eric and Kevin's sister Joss is into history. Hooray! She loves historical research, local history and can't get enough. If Michael ever manages to get tenure, maybe he can get her into the history department to teach at Caerphilly College.
Mrs. Pruitt, Mrs. Butler, Mrs. Briggs and Mrs. Wentworth are the Dames of Caerphilly. They're nasty old biddies. Mrs. Pruitt frequently reminds everyone her ancestors founded the town and her ancestor, Jedidiah Pruitt, was a hero during the Civil War Battle of Pruitt's Ridge right there on the farm behind the old Sprocket house. Her story sounds fishy to me. I think she made it up or somehow the story got embellished over the years. Something seems wrong there, like she's using this story to stay in power and justify being mean to everyone. The other women are her underlings. Mrs. Briggs is the wife of the developer who wants to build a mall. First Meg is told outlet mall and then that seems to morph into indoor shopping mall in her mind. They're not the same thing but yes outlet malls cause traffic and require highways. I would oppose the plan too. Lacie Butler seems to copy everything Mrs. Pruitt says and does but is more of a follower and acts like a damsel in distress. Mother Langslow takes Lacie under her wing and tries to make Lacie more assertive but Meg says that's just trading one domineering personality for another. How much can Lacie stand? Claire Wentworth is second in command of this quartet. She's tight with Mrs. Pruitt but also wants to take over the Caerphilly Historical Society from her friend. Mrs. Wentworth has a very strong motive to have wanted the victim gone but it's been a few years since the scandal so why now? Maybe she thought Lindsay's return would bring up old gossip? Meg is hoping they'll be disqualified from the tournament or lose because Henrietta Pruitt is nasty. It's stuffy women like that who have turned Meg and Michael off joining the country club and the historical society. Mr. Briggs is a blustery businessman, rather a two-dimensional character, like the old ladies. Yet he has a soft, kind side when it comes to his wife.
The Mountain Morris Mallet Men college students are driving Meg up a wall. First the incessant noise of the bells is driving everyone crazy and then Tony hits on Meg! oh ew! He's still in college and her fiancé is right there! They OWN the house and some of the land as she points out. She's old enough to know what she wants and be settled in a career and home. Tony and his buddies are computer science nerds. Bill wants to work for Rob's company. He's brooding and moody. He doesn't seem eager to participate in eXtreme croquet but neither is he eager to leave and return to college. Graham is English and very friendly but I think he also LIKES Meg. He's trying to score with any female he can. They're likable enough young men I guess but more like Rob than Michael.
Two realtors, both named Suzie, look enough alike that even Chief Burke thinks of them as clones. They sound young and perky and therefore are annoying at times but nice enough. They don't seem like the eXtreme croquet types and they didn't have the opportunity for murder. Their heels would have sunk in the mud anyway!
Farmer Early raises sheep, long wooled sheep he doesn't sheer often enough for the liking of the croquet players. No Spike can not learn to herd the sheep. He's a terrier not a herding dog. It's not in his DNA and realistically speaking, the farmer should HAVE a farm dog to herd the sheep when they go missing. He sounds cheap and is very cranky. He, too, develops a crush on Rose Noire. I don't understand the appeal but it's funny. Meg and Michael need to be nice to him so having Rose Noire cozy up to the old farmer helps.
Mr. Shiffley, the dairy farmer, lets a the Langslows (etc.) do a lot of crazy stuff on his farm. The cows don't seem to mind much. He's about to sell his land to a developer for a mega outlet mall! oh no! Why would he do that? The usual reasons or something else? The victim was anti-mall. Maybe Mr. Shiffley made sure his deal would go through? He seems too old and hard working to commit murder but maybe one of his nephews? They're contractors/construction workers fixing up Meg and Michael's house but they seem a little lazy to me. Meg suspects the Shiffleys know more about the motive for murder than they're letting on. As old timers, I bet they know all the history of the area and I wouldn't be surprised if it disputes the Pruitts' version of history.
Minerva Burke comes along to drive her husband around since his arm is in a cast. She's sanguine about her husband's personal drama and puts up with his occupation. She seems to be a quiet mischief maker in the background, observing everything, waiting for an opportunity to speak up. Ms. Ellie, the librarian, is no nonsense now but back in the day she sounds like fun. She was the troublemaker of her gang of friends. I can see her running afoul of Mrs. Pruitt and the like but what connection does she have to Lindsay?
This book contains an excerpt of the next one and that one sounds good too! I guess I have to continue reading after all!