A collection of short writings from April L. Hamilton. Here you'll find "flash fiction"---very, very short stories---ranging from humorous to poignant to chilling; humorous essays; excerpts from my novels Adelaide Einstein, Snow Ball, and the upcoming Thanks For Having Me, selected specifically for their suitability to serve as standalone pieces; a series of scenes from the Untitled Roommate From Hell Comedy screenplay (includes some adult language and situations); and a full-length spec teleplay for the television sitcom, "Malcolm in the Middle".