AFTER THE BURN by Ronald Kelly
After The Burn comprises 2 novellas, 6 short stories and some fantastic illustrations, all based on the nuclear apocalypse, and the effects and reactions before, during and after. They range from creepy, to funny, to brutal, to harrowing, and every one of them is a great read! My favourites are, POPSICLE MAN, EVOLUTION RIDGE, and FLESH WELDER! And TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS was a whole lotta fun! 😉
As always I will write a few words for each story in this collection….
*A SHINY CAN OF WHUP-ASS* This one was chilling, eerie and emotional. When the nuclear bombs hit and serial killer The New Satan and his gang of rather unsavoury characters are unleashed from prison, they decide to go on a cannibalistic rampage in a sleepy little town, where long time resident Sam can only sit and watch….or can he? What a fantastic twist ending! 😲
*MEAT IS LIFE* A well to do chef, used to the finer things in life, finds herself alone and in a fight for survival after The Burn, until she meets an unlikely companion. They become a team, helping each other to find food, but when there's nothing else, meat is meat right..? An unexpected twist at the end, I thought I knew what was coming, I didn't!!
*THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN HELL* Imagine, after the nuclear bombs have hit and the world as we know it has ended, you find yourself in the Happiest Place On Earth! Then, it becomes overrun with an asylum full of the criminally insane, and they dont like you….
This one ends with a very satisfying celebratory meal, complete with Old Spice sauce! 😉
*POPSICLE MAN* This is a terrifying tale of child abusers taking advantage of The Burn, going on a rampage where no child is safe! Unless you hear that familiar jingle and the Popsicle Man arrives in time to help! Creepy and cool, ice cool! I also loved the little nod to the Chili Peppers, which made me laugh out loud! 🧦
*EVOLUTION RIDGE* A tale of horrific evolution brought on by The Burn, where no animal or human is safe, everyone is open to change, but not in a good way! Cannibalistic vegetation, (s)creamed corn, flying snakes.. Truly the stuff of nightmares, creepy and chilling, but with a beautifully moving and emotional ending! 🖤
*TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS* Elvis has NOT left the building!! This one was a whole lotta fun, including killer cows and some brilliant humour. 🤘
*FLESH WELDER* What do you get when you combine a surgeon and an arc welder? You get a whole lot of weird stitched up humans and when the bad guys start to get pushy, revenge becomes satisfyingly sweet. Brutal, bloody and messed up, perfect!
*THE PARADISE PILL* This one starts off beautifully intriguing, with a quick descent into horror and desperation, leading in the end, to heartbreak. This one got me in the feels 💜