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242 pages, Hardcover
First published November 1, 1990











Scenario One ~
Mrs Murphy and Tucker: Let's yowl and tell her some clue about the guy who just walked in to the office.
Susan (Harry's best friend): I think they're trying to tell you something, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, I know they want their treats. Here you go! (in rather disgusting baby-talk) Who's a good kitty!!
Scenario Two ~
Mrs Murphy and Tucker: Let's kill a couple of rodents in exactly the same fashion that the humans have been killed, so that Harry can the connection between them!
Susan (upon seeing the dead animals): Oh look Harry, they're exactly similar to how the humans were mutilated!
Harry (shuddering): What a thing to say! My babies have just brought me these as a present! Let me clean it up!
Conclusion ~
Mrs Murphy and Tucker (talking about humans): We really don't like them because they're so useless. Except Harry, of course. She's like a cat herself!
Me: Wha???