What the actual fuck? This is, hands down, one of the stupidest books I have ever read. And, if you've glanced at my reading history, you know that that's pretty damn impressive! I've read some extremely stupid books, but this one outdoes them all. I spent at least the last third of it coming up with snarky things to say about it instead of really listening, which wasn't a big deal, as the events are perfunctory and ridiculous anyway. I especially enjoyed (read: HATED) everything having to do with basically the only female character in the book, Alida. She initially reacts to Gideon with contempt and scorn (GOOD CALL, LADY), and then is kidnapped by him, so she really hates him (EVEN BETTER CALL), and then has sex with him because OF COURSE SHE DOES, and then she starts planning their beautiful future because ladies always do that after the sex, AMIRITE GUYS? Has either of these writers ever spoken to a woman? Ever?
In addition, Gideon is a physicist and ex art thief who is super great at "social engineering" because he's so good at reading people! Except for when the plot requires him to be betrayed by someone, and then he runs around like a total dumbass, all, "I knew I could trust you, random person who has every reason in the world to betray me!" And then he gets upset when they betray him. This happens repeatedly, by the way. Gideon is awful. I spent the second half of the book hoping someone would shoot him. Towards the end, he convinces this guy to help him by handing him back his loaded gun and being all, "If you don't believe that I'm one of the good guys, shoot me now!" Social engineering at work, people! And I was like, "YES, PLEASE SHOOT HIM NOW. DO IT. END THIS RIDICULOUS FARCE ALREADY AND SHOOT HIM." Needless to say, he does not shoot him. Coward.
Anyway, I picked up this book because the Pendergast series is actually pretty good. The more recent ones are starting to suck a little, but nothing like this shitshow. Do not, under any circumstances, read this book. Unless you have a compelling need to get dumber, I guess.