Bullet Park by John Cheever
“Incandescently charming” to use a description from the book, which referred to the arrival at a final party, but can be said about this novel too
John Cheever is one of my favorite writers and Bullet Park may be the last of his works that I have completed.
There would be journals, letters and perhaps one odd short story that I missed, together with the determination to read again The Wapshot Chronicle, some of the short stories and Falconer.
The writing of this genius is superb and flawless.
This does not mean that I understand or admire all of it.
This is what happened in this novel, where I did not get the jest of the story, once it veered into Hammer territory.
Hammer is the name of the second most important character, at least from what I gather, even if I am somewhat confused.
The other characters are not what you would call “normal”, well adjusted, even if the relationship between Eliot Nailles and his wife Nelly is to be envied, and especially at this moment I wish I had the same understanding with my spouse.
Nelly and Eliot make love very often and not just enjoy each other’s company, but Eliot is so attracted to his wife that this sets him apart.
There is a well-studied honeymoon effect, which shows that after about two years, the initial infatuation diminishes drastically and most couples do not feel anything like the attraction they had at the start of their marriage, or I could say any relationship, but I may be wrong.
Nevertheless, when Eliot stumbles upon Nellie, who is naked and about to get ready for a party, he has the urge to make love to her, and he does, as happens almost at anytime, anywhere, under various circumstances.
- What a lucky couple, we may say!
But alas, there always seems to be something that causes trouble in no matter what paradise and it is the case here too.
Tony is the son and at various stages he presents his parents with an intriguing panel of problems, varying from watching television for hours on end, without any care for homework, to bad grades in French.
When confronted by the French teacher- admittedly another strange character- and told that he would be off the football practice, on account of his lamentable performance in French, the teenager explodes
- I could kill you! Here I am not even sure that he did not actually say “I will”
So he has to spend time at the police station, which is not a pleasant setting to have to take your child from.
To make things worse, at one point Tony decides not to get out of bed for weeks on end, in spite of the doctors brought in to cure him.
It sounds somewhat funny in recollection to say that his mother brought in a swami, a guy with a bad eye and a good character.
Come to think of it, he may be among the very few- was he the only one actually? - rounded up, decent characters.
Even Eliot is not really such a nice guy, if we think of the reaction to his son’s “binge watching” – which by the way is the word of 2015- when he just threw the TV out.
I also hated that bastard for the shooting of a snapping turtle, even if I get that she can be dangerous and could even kill a dog, if we are to believe Eliot.
The impression is that almost all the people in this novel are more or less nuts, and if that is too strong a word, then they all have psychological issues and challenges, which is today’s word for what we used to call handicap.
Hammer is off completely, but I will not go into that, because the justification of this assessment might compromise, spoil the reading of the work.
My feeling was that I am reading a surreal story, for long parts of it, with the impression that the atmosphere is so bizarre and the characters so alien, that a ship with extraterrestrials might land and then they would explain that this fascinating at times behavior is something pretty lame on the planet beta 3345, which is where they all come from.
In conclusion, this is not one of my favorite Cheever books.