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Opening: It all began when the new bookkeeping machine of a large Midwestern coffin manufacturer slipped a cog, or blew a transistor, or something. It was fantastic that the error -- one of two decimal places -- should enjoy a straight run of okays, human and mechanical, clear down the line; but when the figures clacked out at the last clacking-out station, there it was. The figures were now sacred; immutable; and it is doubtful whether the President of the concern or the Chairman of the Board would have dared question them -- even if either of those two gentlemen had been in town.
A very short satire on materialism and the power of advertising. The final joke in the story wasn't very tasteful, but it made a highly appropriate point.
Great story. Kind of gives you the feel of an old "Twilight Zone" episode. The main storyline is true of most people today. Once an idea catches on with one person it soon follows with the majority. I really liked this one. Example from the book...
"He settled at last upon a rich mahogany number with platinum trimmings, an Automatic Self-Adjusting Cadavercontour Innerspring Wearever-Plastic-Covered Mattress with a built in bar."
Christmas is coming up and the coffin industry wanted a bigger year this year. Things have not really been that great for the last years. However, the advertising manager at the coffin factory is there when the ones above here in the company are out of town, and there is a mistake on the budget for the advertising department. He has 100 times what he expected but only 50 times what he had asked for so he has all the money he needs.
Suddenly, dieing becomes the THING. Everybody has to have the latest in coffins and some actually get coffins that will hold the entire family and the family cat as well. In fact some are virtual houses for the dead. Gradually in this new economy era, everybody just has to have a coffin to live in and pretty soon, everybody is dead and laying in one. The only ones left are an old prospector and his burro.
When dead and coffins is the going thing, you can image things do get weirdly different. I picked this book because it seems quirky in just the right way.
This was one of the weirdest stories I've ever read, but also one of the most fun.
Due to an accounting error, companies in the United States begin to put massive effort into advertising coffins. The advertising works, and people buy up coffins in droves--not only in the States, but all over the world. The fad is as addictive as it is ridiculous--but you can only buy so many empty coffins. The question is--how to fill them?
Though it's a really disturbing premise, this story was really too lighthearted to be creepy. It's a pessimistic take both on human nature and the consumerist society of the author's time, but it's fun and does provide some interesting food for thought.
and all the earth a grave feels timely in our influencer age. the story's take on chasing trends and viral fads rings especially true now. the story shows that our obsession with the "next big thing" isn't new, just amplified by technology. a clever premise that gains relevance with each passing social media cycle, even if the execution is only solid rather than exceptional.
I listened to this novella as part of the First Science Fiction Megapack. It is about a salesman promoting coffins which leads to all the worlds death. I would recommend to readers of fantasy. Enjoy the adventure of books. 2022
Part of LibriVox Audiobook “Short Science Fiction Collection Vol.003“. Marketing taken to its final and quite hilarious conclusion... I’m sure I’ve listened to this before. Also first story 1/20 in LibriVox Audiobook “Short SF Collection Vol. 059”. Well narrated by Rosie9 16 mins
C.C. MacApp was the pseudonym of Carroll Mather Capps, an American science fiction author. His work mostly dates from the early 1960's.
This brief piece describes what happens when the full force of advertising and media saturation is focused on the casket business. The humor is along the lines of ads that declare "the gift that lasts longer than a lifetime".
It was interesting to me mostly because it really reflects the kind of humor that was considered edgy and outrageous in the 60's. It goes hand in hand with movies and other books that took satirical shots at Madison Avenue. This could easily have found a home in Playboy or Esquire or a similar magazine.
As such it turned out to be an interesting freebie and a perfectly pleasant and cheeky read.