This may be controversial to those who think that Darth Plagueis heralded a glorious bright spot in the latter day of the Extended Universe… but it’s not that great. True, it indeed raises itself above the morass of churned out, 200-pages-in-hardback, simply forgettable novels that were really plaguing the EU towards the end. Darth Plagueis is fresh and interesting and stands out enough that you won’t forget which one it was. It’s a genuinely decent read. It’s just not a great read.
After all these years, we still know so little about the Sith – at least compared to the Jedi. Believe it or not, it’s hard for people to knowingly embrace being evil all the time. It takes a pretty sustained effort. So are the Sith just fooling themselves into thinking they’re in the right? If not, how do they overcome that pesky innate impulse to goodness? What are their techniques, their ways and rituals, their supposed knowledge and wisdom that strengthen their resolve and convince them that the Jedi have it wrong? Seriously, they must have these things otherwise what’s the point. This is the kind of thing I’ve idly wondered about for years, ever since becoming immersed in the world of Star Wars. It’s a critical collection of questions because the Jedi/Sith conflict, the dual nature of the light side and the dark side, defines the tale of Star Wars. Let me just say that after reading hundreds of book in the EU, I am none the wiser. Some characters say the Force has no ‘sides’, it’s how you use it. Other characters rubbish that and stick to the dark side/light side view. Some characters talk about succumbing to the dark side, other characters talk about controlling the Force itself as something almost tangible. Every Sith novel that comes out offers a tiny snippet of ritual but never actually answers the key questions definitively. And I suspect they never will. In that respect, Darth Plagueis offers nothing new.
But still, I keep getting suckered into these things because dammit I want answers! Plus, the allure of finally discovering the deep dark history of a major character – Palpatine himself – was a huge lure. The novel does fairly well on that front. Everything is set up, everything is put into place and the events of pretty much everything that follows, chronologically, is explained and featured here. There’s even Armand Isard and Sate Pestage and Kinman Doriana. But that’s kind of the book’s weakness as well as its strength. It offers a pretty good overview of exactly what was going on behind the scenes and what the Grand Plan was, and it reads like a detailed history book of the events of the period. But it’s too good. Everything has been so meticulously retconned that it’s unbelievable. Jabba the Hutt? He was working for Plagueis. Gardulla the Hutt creating podracing events on Tatooine? Plagueis. Dooku’s leaving the Jedi Order? Plagueis. Sifo-Dyas placing the order for the clone army? Plagueis. And how convenient too that Plagueis should have been incredibly rich, and that his master, Tenebrous, should have been a starship designer. Come on now. Leave some stuff down to the forces of chaos and chance, Mr Luceno! Sometimes a smalltime Hutt gangster is just a smalltime Hutt gangster. As for Sifo-Dyas, I always just figured that was a really unimaginative alias for Sidious placing the order in disguise. You don’t need to overcomplicate it. You don’t need to have Plagueis come in and actually manipulate the Jedi Master over a period of decades to prompt the placing of the clone order. Just kill the Jedi and fake the order. Simple. But rather than follow simple logic, the book engages in making everything convoluted and interconnected, I guess to try and make Plagueis look like a master of his craft. This is boring though – the story lacks excitement with the outcome so assured. Bribing people to do whatever is required for the Sith Grand Plan? Not a problem. Pushing politicians about to do whatever he wants? Plagueis doesn’t even have to lift a finger. Heck, windfalls just keep falling into his lap like gifts from the Force… sorry, no, that’s wrong, I meant to say: Because the story needs them to in order for the movies to happen.
I admit I am being harsh in my criticism. It’s a pretty interesting read if you read it as a history rather than an exciting tale. It fleshes out a lot of previously mysterious areas. It just does it a little too perfectly to be plausible. Case in point is Palpatine. The book dodges out of telling us his first name under some silly pretext that he has rejected his given name and simply wishes to be known forever by his family name. Urgh. The convenience is physically painful. And if you were looking for a fascinating insight into the mysteries of the Sith – look elsewhere. The novel touches on Plagueis’ experiments with midi-chlorians but it never delves into them in depth or leads us to any conclusions. Most of the book is taken up with the mundane and practical matters of executing the Grand Plan, with almost no insight into the Sith philosophy. The closest we get is chapters 12 and 13 in which snatches of Palpatine’s training outline some of Plagueis’ lessons or views regarding the Sith and the Force. I wish we’d had more of this stuff. And more emotion, to boot. Plagueis and Palpatine, for the most part go about executing their plan with the utmost cool and collectedness. Those that join them seem to have no qualms whatsoever. Yeah, I’ll work for the Sith. No biggie. This feels decidedly odd.
I should explain that in the absence of actual solid answers about the Sith way, I have a hypothesis that much of what occurs in a Sith’s tale should be driven by high drama and emotion. Much of the draw towards these characters, for fans, is not so much the intimidation of them (which quickly wears off with familiarity), but the question of their motivations and just how it is they stick to the life they do. To make them truly scary and delve into that fascination of fans, I firmly believe that the lives of the Sith are chock full of high drama, emotion, and tragedy. Events spiralling out of control and their instinctive terrible reaction that drags the individual, kicking and screaming, into a place where they feel completely trapped, and thus prompted into perpetrating ever more dubious deeds in horrified desperation. Now that’s what makes for a great story! How scary, to be a good person caught up in the tides of seemingly unstoppable horror and tragedy, and what you might do to survive! How heart-wrenching and gripping to watch such a person make poor decision after poor decision, never realising that they had other options! This is always what made Palpatine such a compelling Emperor. The Palpatine of the original trilogy was a master manipulator and always knew with sickening accuracy exactly where to jab. He didn’t care about his own life if it meant the perpetuating of his evil. He made other people feel like they were caught up on that tide of their own desperation and fear and that they had no choices available to them. We learn a lot about Palpatine and about Darth Plagueis in this book, but every step they take down the path of the dark side is so calm and poised. Where is the horror and the fear? Where is the book’s dark heart?
6 out of 10