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Voodoo Dues

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From the beginning of Figg’s employment, there is something not quite right about the bar. There are few customers, a parade of neighborhood psychics and pentacle adorned visitors, all coming to hold court with her enigmatic boss. Figg is not sure what is going on, but she is determined to find out!

When the local voodoo queen shows up, and the next morning her grandson ends up dead outside the bar things get interesting.

Figg pesters Lian into telling her the truth about his former life, and is thrust into a world where the things that go bump in the night are real. There’s a murder to solve, zombies to lay to rest and a villain that neither of them saw coming.

127 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 1, 2011

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Stephany Simmons

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Raised on a healthy mix of Scooby Doo and Dark Shadows, it's no surprise that she grew up writing about the things that go bump in the night.  Stephany Simmons is the author of Voodoo Dues, Vampire Blues and the upcoming Black Magic. She crafts an urban fantasy series filled with magic, mayhem, and a touch of humor. With a passion for creating rich, supernatural worlds and unforgettable characters, Stephany draws readers into thrilling adventures where the ordinary meets the extraordinary. She finds great joy in turning convention on its ear, twisting tropes and adding her own spin to conventional ideas.When she’s not writing, she’s usually exploring thrift stores, studying folklore, or working on her skoolie.

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1,768 reviews10k followers
May 31, 2017
A lot like Jello with whipped cream; light, a bit forgettable, and sweet. A few sections felt first novelish, kind of wish-embodiment on the part of the author, but maybe I'm just extrapolating from her costume of hip t-shirts, jeans and Gucci heels. That said, it entertained me enough when my brain wasn't ready for anything more substantial, and in a final note of semi-endorsement, I went on to the next.

The heroine, Figg, is bartending in a small neighborhood bar when she learns there's more to the world than she had thought. Liam, bar owner and accomplished scholar on magical traditions spends his days hiding in his office and his memories. Narrative is first person, alternating between the two characters. Of course, any reader can predict the attraction between the two characters, but thankfully, the plot is focused on the missing grandson of a local voodoo priestess and signs that the dead are coming to life in the area. Various characters drop in to the bar but many are kicked out. One of the few who sticks around is Carl the necromancer, a large black man who channels a dead white guy who died of a coke overdose in the 70s; the local coven; a very Hawt bounty hunter; and the head of the local werewolves, identifiable because he refers to Figg as Liam's 'mate.' The plot escalates quickly and gets a bit chaotic near the end.

There's a few irritations, particularly when Figg vacillates between a gun-toting, sassy confident and an occasional screamer (particularly when Liam is nearby to turn to) but in the end she pulls through. But seriously--why put your lead character in high heels and then refer to her gait as 'shuffling?' Most women I know who wear heels by choice are expert at those short little clicky strides. Maybe symbolic of being more enthusiasm than skill/sense? At any rate, she should get to own that. She does have some funny commentary, making me laugh out loud when she said,

"Skip and Carl had been buddying it up for the last hour or so, bonded, I supposed, as the two supes in the room who didn't have a time of the month."

Interestingly, there's also a deleted sex scene that is available as part of the package, or an extra fee. Simmons writes that she was trying to keep the book PG-13 for marketability reasons, but was aware there's a segment of people that like the occasional more explicit scene.

Overall, I would recommend it to people who enjoy a fun, quick paranormal, and can be forgiving of a few mistakes. It's quite decent for a first book. Consider that praise from someone who is generally ambivalent about the genre.
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241 reviews26 followers
August 1, 2011
When I pushed the button on my reader for the next page of Voodoo Dues and I realized it was over I literally screamed NO out loud. I was so not ready for the end of this story. I need more Stephany Simmons, and I need it now.



I loved Stephany Simmons’s ability create such amazing and realistic characters (minus the paranormal abilities). Figg (one of the main characters) is a no nonsense, bar tending, gun carrying kind of girl. Yeah, I wanted to be Figg in this book. I loved that Figg could keep up with everyone else even though she was coming into all this with no powers, and no previous knowledge of the Paranormal. Lian, Figg’s boss is a very straight laced man who is trying to escape the scares of his past. Lian and Figg worked off one another so well they had me in fits. But my favorite character was Carl. Honestly Carl and his spirit guide had me in stiches…so funny.



The antics that these characters were able to get into in just 106 pages was amazing. Then to find out at the end what it was really all about… fantastic. I will be honest I did not have huge expectations going into this and I was wonderfully surprised. I am ready to read more in this series.



Happy Reading,

Rebecca
www.bendingthespine.blogspot.com
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1,088 reviews96 followers
January 3, 2012
Just under 3, rounding up.

Figg is a bartender at a beautiful pub situated in the worst part of town for a bar. The problem isn't the crime - the problem is there are no customers, and that seems to be the way her boss, Lian, prefers it. Strange people come to see him, then a dead body is found, and all of a sudden Figg finds out that the world she knows and the "real" world are two different things. There are zombies, necromancers, lots of Voodoo, and werewolves. It is a good thing that Figg likes her guns as much as her designer shoes.

The world is pretty interesting and has enough left to be discovered for future books. I did think more than a few times that I wanted more descriptions of the world, especially from Figg, the "outsider." That we could have been shown more of what is happening.

The best part about this book for me has to be the characters. The narrative switches between Figg and her mysterious boss Lian, so we get to see the action from both POVs. The book starts off strong, and each character has a distinctive voice, but by the end of the book, it became harder to distinguish them. I wish that more time had been spent showing their interactions, especially as their relationship heated up. They are still fun characters, though, and I think there is potential there.

Biggest problem for me was just that it was too fast, too many bad guys who aren't really fleshed out, and a confrontation at the end that seemed out of place, but perhaps if the villains had been explored more it would have made sense. And then it was done. I like fast-paced books, but this one felt supersonic. I wanted to slow everything down.

There is enough interesting stuff that I will get book 2, but I do hope that the story, characters and world feel more grounded.

[I received a copy of this book to review.]
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3,959 reviews128 followers
August 19, 2011
{Full review below but if you think this is all about shuffling zombies ripping into human flesh, think again it is a doggone good story about betrayal, learning to enjoy life and some really zany character interaction.}

BOOK SYNOPSIS FROM GOODREADS


From the beginning of Figg’s employment, there is something not quite right about the bar. There are few customers, a parade of neighborhood psychics and pentacle adorned visitors, all coming to hold court with her enigmatic boss. Figg is not sure what is going on, but she is determined to find out!

When the local voodoo queen shows up, and the next morning her grandson ends up dead outside the bar things get interesting.

Figg pesters Lian into telling her the truth about his former life, and is thrust into a world where the things that go bump in the night are real. There’s a murder to solve, zombies to lay to rest and a villain that neither of them saw coming.

Read the first chapter at Stephany's blog

MY THOUGHTS


My first thought when I read the word Zombies was ick as not really into reading Zombie stories. Imagine my pleasant surprise when I was treated to a very entertaining story that includes murder, magic, voodoo rituals, a bit of steamy romance, family disputes and some revelations about the main characters that will leave you with your mouth hanging open. This story is written in alternating points of view as seen through the eyes of Figg and Lian, not my favorite writing style but have to tell you it works great with this tale. Once you sit down and get through a few chapters you do not even notice because you are too interested in what happens next. For a story that is only a little over 100 pages you get a huge experience. Hopefully we will soon be reading more adventures with Figg and Lian and maybe even Carl and Boyd!


[For the purposes of full disclosure I downloaded this copy free using the coupon code provided by the author. The book was received in exchange for an honest review and I have not received any other compensation from the author other than the pleasure I derived from reading about the characters in the story.]


Profile Image for Wendy *Sebella Blue* Mitchell.
505 reviews53 followers
November 12, 2011

Eleanor Figg was a quasi bartender/gate keeper for Lian and his empty bar. He got the occasional customer but gave the impression that he would just as soon not get any. Lian gave the impression of being just released from an Ivory tower of a very expensive Ivy League university. From his three piece suits, to his somewhat preoccupied demeanor, Lian was in essence what he appeared to be, a devotee to academia. It’s what he studied that make him such a stand out. Lian chronicled myths and legends hidden from humanity,but existing beside them in anonymity. After a brutal attack by a werewolf, then an extended stay in rehab, Lian is content to remain isolated from the world for awhile, thus the empty bar. Experts knowledgeable in the occult and supernatural can’t remain in hiding for long however. This is the case when trouble seeks them out in the form of a powerful Voodoo priestess and her magical family. Someone is raising the dead in Dallas and it’s up to Lian and Figg to save the day.

Wickedly fun and darkly compelling, Voodoo Dues caught my fancy in the first few sentences. Written entirely in first person, the point of view shifts from Lian to Figg, giving the reader great insights into the action and motivation of these polar opposites. I like the alternating POV’s, and really wish other authors who use first person styles would follow this example. It can be very frustrating not knowing what a main character is thinking. The writing is gritty and graphic and stays very true to it’s Urban Fantasy roots. There is a thin thread of romance, but it is by no means the focus of the story. While not my normal cup of tea, it was a refreshing albeit intense break from my regular fare. Figg was just quirky enough to garner my approval and Lian is just a great big bag of mystery. The other colorful characters sprinkled throughout the story added a lighter touch to the darkness of the zombie/voodoo arc. I am glad I ventured into this world and expect to make several trips back to keep tabs on these two
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871 reviews
December 31, 2011
My Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Voodoo Dues was kindly provided to me by the author Stephany Simmons in exchange for my honest opinion and is the first book in the Lian and Figg series.

Voodoo Dues was a quick and enjoyable read about a mysterious bar owing Anthropologist Dr. Lian Cairn and his quirky waitress Eleanor Figg. Not a lot happens at the bar besides a few unusual characters popping in which has Figg wondering about her boss and his secretive ways.

Our main protagonist, Figg was an absolute classic! I was instantly drawn to her humor and wit and I could certainly relate to her shoe obsession, I loved her relationship with Lian who seemed her complete opposite, uptight and serious.

I liked the mystery of the whole story and the many paranormal beings and subject matters I have come to enjoy and love - Zombies, Necromancers, Werewolves, magic and voodoo. Lian and Figg worked well together with the powerful Voodoo priestess and her family to find out who was raising the dead in Dallas, it was a page turner which kept me captivated.

What I found lacking in Voodoo Dues is the amount of information we are given on each of the main characters, I really wanted to know more; especially about our main H/H but as it was a very short novella at just over 100 pages, I could understand why this information wasn’t provided.

Voodoo Dues is told in alternating POV’s which I always enjoy but personally found Figg’s chapters a lot more entertaining; the plot was interesting and written well. It is a fast-paced, fun read that I would definitely recommend.

Book 2, Vampire Blues has just been released.
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115 reviews196 followers
January 12, 2012
Review by Book Monster's Guest Reviewer: Carlyn

I really loved the characters in this novel and I think they took the story to a whole new level. Figg is a great character with her unique fashion sense and her fascinating personality, she really brought this story to life for me. Lian was also as likeable but he couldn't be more different to Figg. He is quiet and mild mannered but as they story goes on we find out he is much more than a quiet bar owner.

The story is full of action which kept me jumping from one page to the next and it flowed very smoothly. The action sequences were really well written and pulled me right in. The dialogue is sharp and witty and had me laughing out load at times. The budding attraction between Figg and Lian is sweet and unsure. What I really enjoyed though was Figg's reaction to the paranormal world she has been thrown into. She doesn't just accept it as I've seen some other heroine's do in other books which drives me crazy, but she struggles to accept it and gets scared.

The only complaints I have about the story is that it was too short! I wanted to read so much more in this story. I would also have liked to learn more about Figg and Lian's past and how they came to be the people they are.

This is a sharp, witty, action packed short story. You will laugh out loud and you will be turning pages as fast as you can to see what happens next. I can't wait for the next installment in Figg and Lian's story!





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340 reviews3 followers
August 26, 2011
What a surprise! I was hooked from the moment I read the first line and did not want the story to end. The style of switching between the main characters, Figg and Lian’s, points of view was refreshing. Zombies, voodoo, werewolves, necromancy and a splash of designer shoes makes the perfect crime fighting mystery with romance and just the right amount of humor. The hero’s are clearly opposites who attract, Figg a gun toting, fearless shoe loving woman with feminine curves and Lian a strong private man with a hint of brokenness made me fall in love with them instantly! Many more characters add to the books charm, but you’ll have to read it yourself! I highly recommend it and can’t wait for the next installment in Figg and Lian’s adventures.
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241 reviews
February 2, 2012
I love finding new authors with a great writing style, imaginative story lines, and characters I really like!  Voodoo Dues is a fun, fast paced read, with a lot action, humor, and a little romance.  This is a great little urban fantasy.  I wish it were longer!!  There's a companion piece on line - I vote to definitely leave in the bits of steamy romance!!
I can't wait for the next installment, Vampire Blues and look forward to seeing the relationship develop between Figg and Lian as they battle the supernaturals.  Fun times!!
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533 reviews26 followers
January 31, 2017
This one started off too quickly for me. It was a bit like throwing a little kid into the deep end of the pool. I didn't really get to know the characters and a sort of backstory to it all. Then it just sped along and bam, the end, cliffhanger. I loved the zombies and voodoo parts of the book but just as I felt I was getting to know a little of the characters it was over and I would have to read the next in the series.
220 reviews1 follower
October 17, 2011
This book was great.. can't wait to the next one.
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563 reviews2 followers
June 26, 2019
Fun, light paranormal romance that switches between the two main characters as narrator. Very enjoyable.
106 reviews6 followers
August 17, 2012
VooDoo Blues is a fast paced, hilarious, snarky, wild ride of a Novella that shows great promise of things to come. There is almost a Stephany Plum like quality to the madcap zombie shenanigans.

Figg is an attractive young lady in her twenties, who takes a job working at bar to make ends meet. It doesn’t take long for her to realize that Lian, her extremely hot, (in a geeky intellectual way), boss isn’t the slightest bit upset there is no business in the bar. In fact that is just the way he likes it. Lian is a Dr. of Anthropology. Due to his research, he has somehow become accepted by almost all the supernatural races, who have shared their secrets with him.

A werewolf attack has left him with a touch of PTSD, and he’d really like to just be left alone to research safely behind his office door.

Figg cleans the empty bar, listens to her Ipod and tries to drag Lian back into the mundane world, or at the very least, convince him to let her drag the bar back into the world. All her suggestions (karaoke, poetry reading, live bands, trivia night) are met with shudders from her boss. Meanwhile, she has to deal with all the odd people who keep coming by and leaving him cryptic notes, or who paint protective spells on the sidewalk. In fact it’s a veritable parade of psychics and witches. If she didn’t need the job so bad, or if she didn’t have a crush on Lian…she’d quit. But both of those keep her around, and this leads to all kinds of trouble when Renee Chamtillion, local voodoo queen shows up and even Figg can’t keep her out of Lian’s office.

Renee’s grandson is murdered outside the bar, and the Voodoo Queen tells Figg and Lian her family is being targeted and she wants help finding out why and by whom. Lian wants to stay out of it, but soon he and Figg are drawn into the mystery, and meet a host of characters under crazy situations.

Voodoo Dues is a lot of fun. I may have mentioned in the past, I'm not really down with the walking dead. I am not a fan and I'm tired to death of them even if I was. There are certain authors, Like Diana Rowland, who can manage to write about things I'm not actively not down with in my fiction, (Demon's and Zombies) and still make me read her work because she's so damn good. But enough with the zombie thing. They are everywhere. So for Simmon's to make me a fan of her book, despite the fact that the main plot point is Zombies, says something. Look, I get it, if you like them good for you. It's just not my thing. Evidently, I'm a minority.

My only criticism of Voodoo Dues is that at about 100 pages, it isn't long enough. I don’t understand why the author wrote it as a Novella, since it was self published she could have made it full length and it would have served the book well to have more in depth nuance to the story, and more time spent developing the characters. If the book had been longer, I think this really could have been fun as we could have seen the attraction building etc, instead the relationship feels a bit awkward.

Voodoo Dues on costs .99. Seriously. It's better than books I've paid 7-8 bucks for. The new sequel came out in December, it's called Vampire Blues and unlike other authors who start raising the price as they get positive reviews, it is still .99 cents! I'm impressed with the quality of editing, writing, layout and design. My only complaint, the book isn't longer, which really in the scheme of things, isn't a complaint, it's a compliment.
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869 reviews146 followers
December 11, 2011
The story opens with Figg pulling up to the bar and she sees her boss cleaning yet more sigils from the pavement outside. Her boss, Dr Lian Cairn, doesn’t dress or act like a bar owner. There are no customers frequent the bar … apart from the local psychics/spiritual community.

When the local Mamba arrives (Rene), she leaves her grandson, Pierre to watch the bar. Figg grew up with the grandsons, going to school with them. She knows the reputation of Rene Chamtillion. Still there the next day, Figg and Lian check to find that Pierre is dead.

They are both invited to Pierre’s funeral and what follows is plenty of action after Rene asks for their help.

The two leads are intriguing. Figg has a fabulous personality – she is sassy and courageous … and she has a well-stocked wardrobe of high-heel shoes! I loved her dry sense of humour. There is a whole lot more to who she is and her background that only get hinted at in this book. I really want to find out why she isn’t in Florida with her family and how did she get to be so resourceful? Dr Liam Cairn is nerve tingling sexy and is emotionally unavailable. The inference for me is that this is because of his mother – we only get to know she is a diplomat – but there is something else underlying his relationship with her. She definitely used to have some type of hold over him. We find out Liam has been in rehab but we don’t know exactly why. An Irish anthropologist, Liam is well-respected in the magical community. I really enjoyed Figg and Lian’s relationship.

There are some brilliant characters on the periphery too. The police investigator and the possessed necromancer left impressions on me.

I must admit to getting confused at times as the chapters alternate between Figg’s perspective and then Lian’s. This may have been because I preferred the chapters from Figg’s point of view – they had more life … more character. I felt I found out much more about Lian in Figg’s chapters and felt that first person perspective from Figg would have worked really well throughout the book.

Voodoo Dues is well written. The flow of writing carries you along and there’s no time for boredom. Not only are we getting to know the characters but of course there is the zombie action.

I enjoyed this story and am intrigued enough to want to read the next story, Vampire Blues.

If you like this genre I would recommend you pick up a copy. At the time of writing my review, Amazon are selling Voodoo Dues for £0.86. Bargain for a few hours of escape into intrigue, romance, community and the paranormal!
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967 reviews143 followers
September 10, 2011
GENRE: Urban Fantasy
THEME: Voodoo, Witches, and Zombies
RECEIVED: Received for Review from Author
BLOG: http://seeingnight.blogspot.com/

REVIEW:
VooDoo Dues was such a thrill, I loved the characters, setting and the plot was so entertaining and fun I couldn’t get enough. With a spunky shoe loving protagonist along her timid and very knowledgeable boss the duo is a bundle of greatness.

VooDoo Dues follows Figg she works at a bar that gets either no customers or very strange ones dealing with both voodoo and magic. Her boss Lian tends to be the man to come to when dealing with odd things, even the very well known local voodoo queen. Not too long after her visit crazy things start to happen, including a chicken leg being left on Figg’s doorstep and the dead body of the voodoo queens grandson. Figg and Lian are put in the middle of a zombie fest and family feud.

Figg is hilarious and I love how this girl grew up with a father who is a mechanic, loves guns and that the most important things to her are her shoes and her dog. She gets stuck in this crazy situation with Lian after he tells her about voodoo, werewolves, zombies and all things that go bump in the night that exist. They even get involved with the police a little too many times, while zombies are chasing after them.

Lian was a very different male lead, his timid nature and mystery about his past was something that intrigues me about him. I am hoping that in the next book Simmons gets a little more detail on his past. He’s definitely a good guy who would protect and be there for Figg anytime and not to mention he has a major soft spot for her.

Overall this was a great start to Lian and Figg’s series by Stephany Simmons, I can’t wait to see what crazy paranormal adventure they get mixed up in next. But I have a good feeling were going to see more detective work in the future with them. I highly recommend this novel, with a mix of mystery, romance, magic and paranormal beings.

RECOMMENDATION:
This is an adult book that would be a perfect fit for fans of Kim Harrisons The Hollow Series and Maria Lima’s Blood Line Series.

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2,844 reviews475 followers
November 23, 2011
Originally posted at http://www.smexybooks.com/2011/11/rev...

Stephany Simmons’s Voodoo Dues is a short novella that starts with a bang and speeds along at a fast pace until the very last page. Figg is a laid back, no nonsense bartender who enjoys life, not taking much seriously. Her straight laced boss, Lian, is an enigma to her as he doesn’t seem to encourage customers or business. When a local voodoo queen comes to him for help, Lian turns her away only to find her grandson murdered outside his bar the next day. Soon Figg finds herself embroiled in an honest to god mystery with werewolves, necromancers, and zombies. Figg realizes that nothing and nobody is as it seems and Lian has a lot of explaining to do.

While I enjoyed the premise and basic story plot, I found parts to be choppy and lacking overall in development. It’s as though we got the bare bones of the story without the little nuances that are used to round it out. We are dropped right into the action without any lead in or set up. It felt as though I was reading an established series without any background knowledge.

Ms. Simmons’ interesting approach in having our protagonists switch between narrating chapters is also unsettling. While it is unique, it throws off the pace of the story and makes it hard to get to know either character.

On the other hand, our protagonists are well matched; a free spirited woman and a nerdy quiet man. I enjoyed their interactions though the alternating POVs took away from that. The secondary characters were more developed and as they are presented in the third person; seem more stable. My favorite character has to be Carl and his spirit guide. Plenty of humor makes for some witty, outrageous scenes. Not a huge zombie fan, I enjoyed the effort Ms. Simmons puts in to give a realistic feel to the whole situation. The ending left me unsatisfied. It ends abruptly with with some wonderful fan fare but no closure. We merely stop.

I think that Ms. Simmons’s Voodue Dues has the makings to what can be a great series with some more editing and development to the cast and world that she has invented.

Rating: C-
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1,840 reviews58 followers
October 20, 2011
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This plot was different. It didn’t necessarily entice me but gave me enough intrigue to pick the book to review. Lian is a bar owner with a shady past and Figg is his bar tender, as we later learn, his mate. Then there's voodoo and zombies thrown into the mix.

The beginning was very quick, too fast to really get a feel for the characters and there was very little detail on what the bar actually looked like. There’s also no details on what the characters look like. Sure, the author explains one customer is a hippy but no real details and thus I couldn’t really see the images to accompany the words. The scenes are also very choppy. There’s no smooth transition.

None of those issues compare to the fact that Ms. Simmons uses first person point of view for each character! I’ve never, in all the books i’ve read, heard of this. There’s a reason why. The confusion for one. I had to read the beginning of chapter two twice and only when I got to the phone call did the point of view start to make sense. Why in the world would an author want to plot a story this way? It makes it difficult to follow.

When in Lian's point of view it was very feminine. He didn’t think or speak like a man and it was obviously a woman behind the man. That was another jarring aspect of this novella. It made the role of Lian hard to believe.

Then there's the dialouge between characters. It’s so jerky I had to reread. Let me tell you I am not a happy reader right now. Instead of sinking into the story that sounded vaguely interesting, I’m getting frustrated.

Yes, there are a lot of bad points but I kept reading. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because Figg was an interesting character. Maybe because the romantic scenes between Figg and Lian entertained me. It could be Figg’s shoe fetish, I was sighing in relief with her, when the person who broke into her apartment left them untouched.

Overall, Ms. Simmons writing had a lot of potential, but I can’t possible recommend Voodoo Dues.
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284 reviews20 followers
September 25, 2011
Figg works at a pub for Lian, a professor turned pub owner. Figg keeps thinking how boring working there is, especially since they never have any customers, but they always have the weird paranormal people showing up. Then someone dies, and Lian and Figg get involved more than they ever thought. And the un-dead aren't going to just stay in the grave.

So first of all, this is my first voodoo and my first zombie book. I've never been a fan of zombies. The idea of the brain-eating un-dead just never really interested me. Honestly, I was prejudices... I like my undead to be hot and sexy and a vampire. Now, I take it all back. Stephany Simmons has given me a new respect for zombies and voodoo even.

I love the character of Eleanor Figg, better known as Figg. She is a fiesty, determined, independant woman with a pention for expensive high heel shoes. when faced with an issue, she dives in head first (many times, it seems, without any forethought). She is always prepared for anything (lock cutters, guns, clothes, etc.), and I love how her purse was compared to Mary Poppin's bag! Too funny! She definitely the character I related to the most.

Then there is Esther, the land lady... I want to be just like her when I grow up!

The mysteries in this book are great! some are solved, while some others are still waiting for answers. The witty banter and the action will keep your attention. Personally, Carl's character had me rolling on the floor as he argued with Boyd the Friendly Gay Ghost or when he is calling Figg a hussy or slut.

The only thing that disappointed me was that I would have loved some more romancing... A few more scenes with Figg and Lian. Yep, could have really used some more.

So looking forward to more to this series. So, PLEASE, Ms. Simmons, I'm ready and waiting!
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470 reviews60 followers
November 27, 2011
This was an entertaining story, although shorter than most. Centrally it is about Figg (Eleanor Figg, to be exact) and Lian, her boss. Figg is funky and has a love for the finer designer shoes. Lian is more the scholarly type, an anthropologist. It’s a wonder why he opened a bar when what he seems to want is solitude. Other than that there isn’t really much detail about either character. I did find it interesting how the point of view would switch each chapter between Lian and Figg. I had expected this to be a bit disconcerting, but it flowed rather easily.

For me, this story read a bit like it’s a scene or two from a larger book. The reader is thrown into a situation and there is no detail or reason why. It opens with the two of them at the bar, Lian asking to not be interrupted that day. Then there are several visits from people suddenly to see him, like psychics and such. And then there is a man watching them. Then the man is dead.

Next thing you know they are battling zombies, and working with necromancers and different people from within the Voodoo community. But to be honest, I’m not sure why. Yet somehow the story remains entertaining. Perhaps it is Figg’s smart-alecky replies, or Lian’s obvious attraction to Figg, or the fact that they band together with some other people to battle the enemy.

This book is definitely one I’d like to see more detail on. This story takes place over just a couple days, and I felt a bit displaced. Time moved very quickly. Perhaps that’s the point. If you like a bit of zombies, a dash of Voodoo, and a hint of sorcery and necromancy then you should like this quick read. I look forward to seeing more from this author.
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Author 2 books34 followers
September 12, 2012
Figg is a hot-headed girl with a criminal past and a big heart. Dr. Cairn is an attractive anthropologist who is running away from a past that is closing in on him fast. Rene, the town witch, life is in danger from past wrongdoings. Carl, a cross dressing psychic, is being hunted by his master who wants to possess his abilities. What happens when these characters lives cross? Well; zombies, magic, werewolves, vampires and cults, of course.



The story starts with a sneaky suspicion of a budding sexual tension between Figg and Dr. Cairn. Figg being the aggressor and Dr. Cairn afraid of being broken hearted, again. However, Figg becomes his caretaker, and he becomes her protector. Together they battle death, omens, and witchcraft. Soon the two are hired unknowingly to protect Rene from a past acquaintance that is willing to raise the dead to kill her. And if that isn't a large enough job, they also have to keep Carl who travels with a gay ghost, safe from a master who will kill both Figg and Dr. Cairn to get to him. Whew!



This book started right away and took me on a wild roller coaster. The romance between the two love interests made me turn page after page with excitement. The twist and turns with adventure and danger keeps you interested in what's next. This book was a nice opener for the series of "Voodoo" books from Stephany Simmons. If you like all things mystical with a twist of love, fate, and excitement then choose this book, and beware.

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268 reviews96 followers
September 18, 2011
Voodoo Dues was a fun book. It was a good palate cleanser for in between other projects and had a cool vibe with very fun dialogue. As a debut offering, this book had a lot of strong points and several areas where improvement will only make the story more enjoyable.

This story seriously cannot wait to get started- we bust right into the action right from the beginning, with minimal introduction to the main characters, Lian (an anthropologist turned bar owner) and Figg (his bartender/love interest.) The point of view shifts back and forth between the two, which was a little jarring at first, but once I got into the groove of the story I didn't notice the shifting as much.

The secondary characters really stole the show for me. I enjoyed the factoids and information that they delivered and the details they added to the story and the snappy dialogue that was maintained throughout the story. I think a little more lead in, establishing the main characters and the setting and what's going on in the wider world and how all these people know each other would have taken care of a lot of pacing issues for me.

I think this story could have done with just a few more pages to add some details and flesh everything out (and anyone who makes a zombie reference is getting the Teacher Face, I'm warning you) but beyond that, this was an interesting, off the path offering from a new author whom I'm looking forward to reading more from in the future.

Overall Grade: B-
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86 reviews8 followers
September 30, 2011
I really loved the characters in this novel and I think they took the story to a whole new level. Figg is a great character with her unique fashion sense and her fascinating personality, she really brought this story to life for me. Lian was also as likeable but he couldn't be more different to Figg. He is quiet and mild mannered but as they story goes on we find out he is much more than a quiet bar owner.

The stroy is full of action which kept me jumping from one page to the next and it flowed very smoothly. The action sequences were really well written and pulled me right in. The dialogue is sharp and witty and had me laughing out load at times. The budding attraction between Figg and Lian is sweet and unsure. What I really enjoyed though was Figg's reaction to the paranormal world she has been thrown into. She doesn't just accept it as I've seen some other herione's do in other books which drives me crazy, but she struggles to accept it and gets scared.

The only complaints I have about the story is that it was too short! I wanted to read so much more in this story. I would also have liked to learn more about Figg and Lian's past and how they came to be the people they are.

This is a sharp, witty, action packed short story. You will laugh out loud and you will be turning pages as fast as you can to see what happens next. I can't wait for the next installment in Figg and Lian's story!
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251 reviews32 followers
September 26, 2011
One thing I love in my eBooks is it being short, entertaining, funny and excessively easy to read. If an eBook has all those qualities its an eBook I actually enjoyed and is worth my time. Reading eBooks give me a headache and makes me sleepy to the point where I can't read the book properly and all I'm doing is trying to rush my way to finish the book. Yes, this has happened to me many times.

But Voodoo Dues is not one of those bad rushed books. Its the one I found humorous, enjoyable and easy to read. The main characters Lian and Figg are realistic and perfectly written. I loved how Lian was a loner and sort of troubled while Figg is there to liven his Lians life up with her spunkiness and sense-of-humor. I couldn't help but laugh at how Figgs reacts to things. If she were real. I'm sure I'd probably get a long with her.

The scenario and plot was well written and sort of reminded me of the Anita Blake series because it was the only other (besides The Summoning, etc in YA) book that I read that had zombies and necromancers and the constant intros of new characters was a plus too though it could be really confusing and hard to keep up in the beginning but I'm slowly trying to get used to.

Stephany Simmons wrote a fabulous short action-packed read that made me laugh and swoon all in one paragraph. I'm looking forward for more of the stern engaged duo that is Lian and Figg. Definite unputdownable book!
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2,641 reviews175 followers
November 15, 2014
This was a great little read. I found myself really wanting more. Such a colorful book with quirky characters. I adored Lian and Figg, they are quite the pair. Add in supporting characters who are fabulous fun, like Carl!!

The narrative is mixed switching between the two leads POV. It really opens the reader up to what they are thinking and feeling. This insight is great for understanding them and the complex relationship.

The bedroom door is cracked, there is a bit of smexy but if doesn't go all the way with details. Jumps straight to the morning after. Sigh, more is the pity. I bet it was really steamy behind that door!

The overall story flows nicely and is engaging throughout. I found it wrapped up quickly in the end, could have used more story.

Figg is my kind of girl, snarky and gun totting. She is a perfect foil for serious Lian. I really want the rest of this series in audio. Like NOW!!!

I listened to the audiobook narrated by Julie Hoverson, who is freakin awesome!!! She easily creates the atmosphere with her wonderful read. Lian has a delicious Irish accent, which she keeps consistent through the whole book. Her other voices are just as clear and fantastic. You can bet I will be looking for more of her reads!!! Such amazing energy and feeling in the narration.

Disclosure - I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review. All thoughts, opinions and ratings are my own.
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1,712 reviews259 followers
August 4, 2011
I'll tell you straight away that I liked this book. It was an easy and light read, perfect for a summer afternoon. But because I liked it I wanted this book to live up to its potential.

The characters, the plot, the dialogues very very interesting. But Figg, oh, Figg was hilarious! Snarky, slightly bizarre flighty daughter of a mechanic habitually driving monstrously big car and carrying guns... She intrigued me to no end with her sudden insights into potentially dangerous situations and a great passion for shoes.
Lian on the other hand was an attractive nerdy scatterbrained scientist, who didn't quite knew what he was doing through the whole book. Strangely, symbiosis between him and Figg worked very well.

Now the drawback. There was not enough depth and background information to the characters to transform this book from good to great. Sometimes it made me very frustrated. I really really hope the situation will be remedied in the following books, because I was left with too many questions.

Otherwise, this was read as some sort of bizarre Alan Ball series - light, nerdy, absurdly gory with death count increasing by the hour, but undeniably funny.
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537 reviews
August 30, 2011
This was a fun, quick read. The story alternates viewpoints between Lian (an male anthropologist bar-owner) and Figg (his female employee).

It turns out that there is not much activity at the bar, except for a parade of psychics who show up periodically. It turns out that Lian is an expert on the paranormal, and recovering from an attack. After a voodoo queen pays him a visit, Lian and Figg are drawn into tracking down her grandsons killer.

What I especially liked about this story is that Figg has no experience with the paranormal, so she wants to deal with the creatures via what she is familiar with - guns and the police department - and that while she has a heart and wants to help those in need, she's not stupid about it. And Lian, who is nursing some wounds, also acts in character for his situation.

There is a companion piece, essentially a deleted chapter, which I found very enjoyable, but really short. And that is my only complaint about this story - it was too short!

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Author 2 books25 followers
September 8, 2011
I was initially very put off by the author filling the first several pages of her book with reviews - personally, I find that very distasteful. I say if you want to include reviews in your eBook, put them at the end so those of us who just want to dive right into the story don't have to skip through several pages of self-promotion please!!

However, I decided to give the book a chance anyway, and was happily impressed by the interesting main characters. We are introduced to a bar owner who doesn't really want to own a bar, and a waitress/bartender who finds herself drawn in to a paranormal world. In fact, the entire setting and full cast of characters showed the writing prowess of the author - it's too bad that she had to go and spoil her work by putting reviews in the first several pages. I feel that the book itself merits five stars, but with reviews cluttering up the first few pages I can only give it four.
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108 reviews5 followers
June 12, 2013
I loved this book. Voodoo Dues is a quick read with the details and action of a much longer book.

Eleanor Figg works for Dr. Lian Cairn is his bar as a bartender/assistant. What she doesn't know is that Lian is an anthropologist that has ties to the supernatural world that she had no idea existed. When the local Voodoo Queen shows up asking to speak with Lian, Figg starts to wonder who her boss really is. Figg is about to learn that witches, zombie, and a lot more supernatural creatures really do exist.

In Voodoo Dues we get to read from both Figg and Lians point of view which I loved since both characters are so different. Stephany writes a great story and all of the characters have their own personalities. If you love some mystery, sexual tension, voodoo, zombies and lots more in a book that will make you laugh out loud this is the book to read.
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Author 56 books61 followers
August 20, 2011
Stephany Simmons' first novella Voodoo Dues is an entertaining and intriguing ride.

Figg, the gun-toting, surprisingly resourceful heroine, was so much fun! She was a very well-written character, and no scene could fall flat with her in place. I can't wait for more Figg!

The hero is more mysterious. He's an intriguing combination of bookish and experienced. I get the feeling we'll be drawn deeper into Lian's world in the second book.

Other characters were also well developed for a novella, and the plot was interesting, with lots of magical and paranormal elements. The book moved quickly and I enjoyed the action, interspersed with snarky Figg and some blossoming romance.

Well done, Stephany Simmons. I highly recommend Voodoo Dues!
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650 reviews12 followers
September 18, 2011
“Woah!” the guy said, taking off his mirrored aviators, unapologetically checking me out.
“What's happening, sweetness?” He slid onto one of the barstools, his eyes glued to the Captain America shield, printed on my T-shirt.
“Not gonna happen.” I said. I wanted to add ‘you patchouli-soaked hippy.’


The reason I'm giving this book only 3 stars is due to the length, it was way to short for my liking. :( However I did really enjoy it, Lian and Figg are fantastic characters and I would have loved to see their friendship that blooms into a romance slowed down so they could really get to know each other. I'll definitely read the second book and I'll admit I have a little crush on Lian. :P
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