Re Storm Cloud Marriage - RL brings us a MOC that ends in true love after a forced seduction and a literal explosion. But that isn't why HP devotees generally like this book.
We have an adorable H who is lost in unrequited love for the h and a he is a bit of nerd as he is a chemical engineer AND he wears glasses. (Which apparently means his communication skills in complimentary wooing is amoebic.) He has two pairs of eyewear, heavy tortoiseshell frames for the big business persona look and the ever stylish gold metal Foster Grants for the more casual mode. While the story itself has its uninspiring moments and the h can be a bit trying, the main thing everyone remarks on is those glasses. I think this might be the first HP H wearing glasses ever, so I suppose it is worth a mention or twenty.
Anyhows the h is the privileged only child of the head of a big pharmaceutical company. She is currently in disguise as a graphic artist in London and thinks she is in love with her boss. Her disguise as an ordinary working girl is about to be revealed tho, she has decided that since she is in love and hopes to get married, she needs to tell her boss the truth.
She is really, really rich and has been hiding it cause she doesn't want to encourage fortune hunters. Her beloved dad has been after her to marry too, he is seventy years old and the only parent she has ever known. Her mum died when she was a baby, and she has been her dad's overprotective focus ever since - outside of running his conglomerate.
Her dad is anxious to see her married and preggers too, in fact he has the perfect man all picked out for her. It is his next in command and his successor in the company - our glasses wearing H is the h's dad's number one and indeed only preference for a son-in-law. There is only one problem, the h can't stand him. He is the opposite in demeanor to our spritely, sharp tongued and flamboyant h. She has never really gotten along with him, he is much too staid and sober in her view, but after he proposed to her when she was 18 and about to leave for art school and made it sound like a business merger for her shares in her dad's company, the h has been openly antagonistic.
This does lead to several amusing exchanges of double entendres and sharp witted banter, but it isn't helping the H with his wooing any. In fact there isn't really any wooing, cause the H feels it wouldn't help him win the h's hand in marriage, so he won't make the effort.
( I kinda did not get the H's whole proposal deal either, he literally comes out of the blue with it on her 18th birthday when he gets her aside, hands her a little antique miniature and tells her he wants to pin their engagement down before he loses her to art school. When she points out that they don't know each other that well and have never even gone out together, he tells her it doesn't matter, he has been around her house for yonks and he thinks she should say yes. The h says no and then goes on to let him know that her butler has been around for yonks as well, and yet she isn't entertaining any thoughts of marrying him. )
The h's dad is disappointed, but the H can run his company and the h can try her wings and so their relationship becomes one of distant antagonism while they are both busy doing other things.
Then the h's dad has a major heart attack. The h is despondent over his illness and in a mad fit of trying to help her dad find the will to live, she announces that she and the H are engaged. She had recently found that the boss she loved, (but was fighting with over her not lurving it up with him and her money and his lack of a willingness to propose,) was sleeping with someone else when she showed up for a surprise visit.
This discovery also contributed to the h's momentary fit of madness and impromptu engagement announcements. The h tries to back out of it the next day, but the H won't let her and in a typical drama queen fashion the h thinks that she will never love again after the ex and figures she may as well go thru with it. Plus it makes her dad happy and she really loves her dad, tho she is warned he is fading fast so any wedding will be quick and really small.
They marry and the H promises he won't force any lurve club moments on her. He assumes that they will come together as a result of proximity and marriage. They go to New York right after the ceremony. The H is doing a big merger so there is business, shopping, antagonistic bantering conversations, and some surprisingly passionate kissing and the h discovers from a potential H OW that the H has a big unrequited love in his past.
The wanna be OW is an old friend of the H, she was married to an artist who was also a good friend of the H and when the hubby died, the OW thought she and the H might make a go of it. The h is vaguely jealous, but likes the lady and she does admit that the H could do worse. More importantly, the OW has the hubby's unfinished children's book that needs an artist and she thinks the h's watercolors would be marvelous in the book.
The h had given up the graphic artist job with the ex when her father first became ill, so children's books seem to be a great career path for her to try. Now back in England, the h begins her art work and then comes up with her own idear for a book involving a poorly sighted snow leopard. The H and she are still having a bit of a strain in their interpersonal communications, but the h is definitely softening in her feelings for the H.
Then the h's ex shows up and manages to finagle the h into enduring his company a few times. (I did not get this really either, this h is not a doormat at all and has no problem telling people off, so why she let the ex manipulate her in to being alone with him was just too nonsensical for word and threw huge boulders on the path of believability.)
The ex shows up when the h is out with the wife of a business client and manages to get her to leave the client's wife and go out with him, the h feels she has to go with the guy in order to maintain good manners. The H finds out and is furious, he thinks the h was canoodling with the OM and allowing a trespasser on his personal territory.
After accusing the h of infidelity, he very forcibly seduces the h and finds that the h really was a virtuous girl. (The h had been attacked by a son of one of her father's friends in Italy when she was 15 and the trauma kept her from making a physical relationship with anyone.) In a very weirdly perverse sorta way, (that has implications of emotional disturbances I don't want to think about in HPlandia,) the h winds up highly enjoying the forced lurve clubbing by the H and declares herself in love with him. That enjoyment and her love won't stop her from needing the H with accusations of rape periodically tho or making the H angry by encouraging the OM on the phone while the H is listening.
The H is ashamed of himself and really sorry, he backs away from any intimacy with the h and promises her he will end the marriage as soon as he can. This destroys the h of course, they both do a 180 on attitudes about staying married. The h was the reluctant one at the start, there is the might club of lurve clubbing to end all lurve clubbings and now the H is running for the hills. The h's father conveniently dies at this point and the H and h separate. She finally tells the ex OM nothing is on between them and the ex OM fades off into the HP mist.
The h starts on her snow leopard book, the leopard was being very mean to little kind cute creatures until his eyesight went bad. Then he was starving and the kind cute little animals fed him bits of food cause they felt sad for him. A shy doe finds a pair of glasses that she leaves for the leopard to put on. His eyesight restored, he feels bad about being mean to little fluffy kind animals and becomes a vegetarian and friends with all the little animals and vows never to chase them down ever again. The eyeglasses the H lookalike leopard wears are exactly like the tortoiseshell frames that the H prefers.
The book attracts the attention of children's television producers and the h is soon involved in the project of getting her book on film. The producer is the brother of one of the h's school friends and when he and she are out one day, she sees the H and the wanna be OW out in the same restaurant. They both ignore each other and concentrate on their respective partners.
The h knows she could take up with the producer if she wanted to, but she is steadfast in her unrequited love for the H and so they just stay friends. When she runs into the OW one day while therapy shopping, she finds out that the wanna be OW really doesn't think the H is a good match for her anymore, tho they will always be friends. The meeting gives the h some food for thought, but before she can tax her brain too much, she hears about a big explosion at the pharmaceutical company's labs.
The h rushes to the scene, terrified that the H has been killed. She finds the H alive and cleans his glasses and then sticks around to help the injured and wait for the H. He takes her back to his house for the night and while the h is snooping around in his room, she finds a picture of herself by his bed. (The wanna be OW had told her the H kept a picture of his unrequited love by his bed for many years, but no one ever saw it but him and the h never shared a bedroom with him.)
The H and h have some distant conversation and awkwardness about how neither one of them has cheated with other people, so they have no grounds for divorce, before they both retire to separate rooms. But the h's brain finally kicks into using more than two brain cells and she wraps her nude body in a robe and goes off to see the H. She asks about the picture and his unrequited love and the H confesses he loves her. She confesses she loves him back, the lurve clubbing did the trick - so he should stop feeling guilty and bad, and she tells him about the attempted assault when she was 15. They both swear to love, cherish and share frequent boudoir bounces forever and make lots of little rugrats for the HEA.
This one was pretty good and the glasses sub-trope with the eyeglass wearing leopard as a symbol of the h's eternal love was cute. Neither one of them is going to win awards as the sharpest pencil in the box. But it all worked out in the end, so we can call this a win for the HPlandia lurve club mojo that is unstoppable even in extremis and be happy with another HP excursion that has a believable HEA.