I will never say that I am an expert on all things mythical. Yes, I have been acquainted with many a being –centaurs, fairies, dragons, unicorns, griffins, etc. - but I cannot recall a time I ever read a story about a mermaid. Because of this, I was eager to pick up Hooper’s “Tangled Tides”- it would be something new and exciting plus I’m always a sucker for a pretty cover. I mean seriously, look at that cover!
The novel opens with the protagonist, Yara, yanking wooden panels covered in carvings of mythical sea-dwelling beings from her Uncle’s walls to place over windows to prepare for a hurricane. As she does this, a mysterious stranger appears, hypnotizes her, and lures her into the sea, where she wakes as a mermaid some indiscernible time later. Angry, afraid, and confused Yara finds herself in the middle of a make believe world made real- a world her boyfriend, Rownan, warned her to steer clear of. She soon learns that her kidnapper, a powerful merman named Treygan, and his people were not the only beings that wanted her and his actions could very well have saved her life and the lives of all of the merpeople.
The characters are people I would never want to meet in real life. Yara, Rownan, and Treygan all had egos that were out of this world and whiny, self-centered attitudes that made them very unattractive. The novel alternates between each of these character’s viewpoints and, though it saddens me to say it, the more I read from them, the less I liked them. I found Yara in particular irritated me to no end. I would imagine that if I were to wake a mermaid tomorrow, I would completely freak and lose my mind- most likely dry-drowning (that’s how you kill a mermaid, right?) the jerk that kidnapped and transformed me without my permission. Yara was more concerned about what her boyfriend would think, which cheapened her in my mind. What about what you think, Yara? Who cares about how he will feel, how do you feel? Why don’t you try to turn back human because
you
want to be human again? There was no sense of self-preservation within her- everything revolved around Rownan, a selkie that did not even love her and, later on in the book, Treygan, who even entertained thoughts of hurting her.
This brings me to another problem I had with this book: the entire mermaid/man physiology. Again, I’m no expert in this region at all, but I found large parts of the story severely lacking in explanations. Why walk on two legs all of the time if you’re supposed to live in water? How exactly did seagarettes and c-weed (drug references that I did not miss and did not appreciate) keep the selkies and merpeople alive? How are merpeople born? How can Yara see underwater, human eyes aren’t designed to see clearly underwater? How did the merpeople change colors? Where were all of the merpeople’s, you know…junk? What would be the point of building an entire mertown on dry land?
So many questions and not many, if any, were answered.
As many minuses as “Tangled Tides” had for me, I will not say that I did not enjoy some aspects of the book. The entire back story, with Medusa and the Gorgons, Poseidon, and Sirens, was enough to hold me through the 328 pages alone. Sure, I will admit some of it was a bit cheesy, flamboyant, and at times bizarre, but it made for a refreshing read in YA. The plot has incredible potential but the writing does not quite give it the boost it needs to reach it. If anything, it is the world building that really saved the book- I love how to mertown is described especially.
I’m not one to give away important plot points, so I’ll sum this up in the best way I know how:
Plot: Interesting and refreshing if a bit scattered in places and sometimes cheesy and over the top.
Characters: Selfish, absent-minded, nonsensical, whiny, flat, and overall unlikeable. Not characters you would want to come across again in a series unless they’ve been broken down and re-written entirely.
Writing: Amateurish and juvenile. Some places it was beautiful but not often enough to override the ugly places. I will go ahead and say the first 80 pages are a chore to get through. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone older than 16 yet no one younger than 13 (there are naked merpeople mentioned a time or two, I’m not sure where that is on the scale of inappropriate but it definitely made me uncomfortable for the mere fact that I could imagine it…)
When the water settles, all that's left is a pretty, spun-sugar confection, airy as a bowl of cotton candy and similarly devoid of substance. While the plot of the story improves slightly throughout Tangled Tides (after a sucky, incoherent mess of a start), the 2 dimensional, and rather unlikeable, characters and wooden dialogue remain equally uninspired.
Overall I give Tangled Tides 2 stars. I would really love to have given it 3 but I feel with a bit of polishing Hooper can write a really fantastic book that will blow my socks off, I’ll be sure to keep my eye out for it.
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