WARNING: this review contains spoilers and cursing! If you liked the book, don’t read my review. Go worship your boyfriend/husband or something.
Last night, when I finished this book, I was confused. Now, I’m angry as hell. I tend to respect authors, because I admire their hard work but this... This was not hard work, this was shit. Who the hell would publish this?!
I mean, I write too. For fun. Whenever I’m sad or angry, I just imagine a different world, where my main character is a Mary Sue and everything is fucking pink. But when I read it, I realize it’s not a novel, it’s just shit. Maybe Nelly Cab was too in love with her story to realize it’s shit. Well, that’s what editors are for.
The story itself is boring as hell. The idea - that the Greek Gods are real - may have been interesting, but it’s not. You can skip half the book and you’d still get it. The climax is shit. To have a climax, you have to build some tension, but throughout the book, the author tries her best to make you forget that Gabriel even exists, so you can’t worry about him even if you try. But the real problem with this “novel” is the relationship between Isis and David.
I get that he’s a God. Does that give him any right to be an abusive boyfriend? I think not. I read the book in Romanian, so I can’t prove my point with actual quotes, but I was so enraged that I remember passages:
• Right at the beginning, Isis says ‘Hello’ to a guy friend. David just grabs her by the wrist, makes a scene in the middle of the school and acts all violent. She is mad... for about two hours. But because he has a really cute puppy face, she forgives him. Even worse, she ends up apologizing because she overreacted. Girl, are you retarded? You take college courses in high school, so you should have a brain. Guess what, you don’t. You are retarded. Go kill yourself.
• Throughout the book, whenever she does something he does not approve of, he uses “logic” to prove he is right and if that doesn’t work, he acts sad/mad until SHE apologizes. Even if he was an asshole, SHE always apologizes. The scene I hated the most is when he stars kissing her on the couch, caressing her and they hear her mom’s car. He gets up and says something like “Don’t ever do that again, I wouldn’t want to be caught in such a compromising position.” Girl, just kill him. Please.
• Later in the book, Isis slaps David because he admitted he asked another God to make her love him. Two seconds later, her hand starts to disappear. Then her arm and her shoulder follow. Her freaking heart is next. All because David can’t forgive her. She almost dies, before that admitting she loves him, and only then does he manage to forgive her for slapping him. SHE ALMOST DIED! And guess who apologizes? Yep, her. For slapping him. KILL YOURSELF!!!
• She writes in her fucking diary that she is a fucking slave. And she’s super-happy about that! I want her dead, now. It should be illegal to be this stupid.
In the end, I don’t think I have a problem with the fact that some chick thinks that being in an abusive relationship is the coolest thing ever. That’s her problem. My problem is that she wrote a book that someone published so TEENAGERS would read it. What if they start thinking this is normal? Worse, this shit has been translated to multiple languages. This is usually a sign that a book is worth something. But THIS IS SHIT! I would totally do a “This is Sparta!” on the author. Thank God this book didn’t have a sequel. I hope it’s not because Nelly Cab hasn’t written it yet, but because some sane person from her publishing house realized this is shit.
Don’t read it. Really. If someone on the street gives you the book for free, don’t read it. You are wasting your life and if you have a brain, you will be angry only by thinking at this shit. I finished it because I hoped in the end, it won't be shit. It is. Just a big pile of stinking shit. They killed trees for this shit!