Is it cheating if you gave her permission? Meet Luke. Absent minded under achiever and James Bond Enthusiast. The Love of his life has just up and left with slimy, womaniser and soon to be megastar, Jeremy Bangs. Luke agrees to his manipulative girlfriend’s suggestion of creating a list of celebrities they can have no strings sex with. Unfortunately, Luke’s girlfriend, Isabella has no problem seducing megastars, and Luke isn’t exactly what most girls would call a catch. Luke encounters a motley crew of celebrities and wannabes as he stalks the country in search of the one girl on his list – the beautiful but aloof, ex Bond girl, Simoné Hurtz. On a journey that takes him from the BAFTA awards after party, to an exclusive, luxury rehab clinic, Luke’s life is plunged into a world of shady drug dealers, cross dressing military rejects, rapping octogenarians and the BFC (Big Friendly Chav), and will reveal some deep, dark secrets that were probably best left hidden.