Get your mind out of whatever gutter reading the title has put you in after reading the title-this is not that kind of book. I’m okay with a sexless romance book. I’ve read a couple romances that made me forget sex was even an option because they were so fulfilling in every other way. My issue with this book does not stem from the absence of window steaming scenes or even from its short length. No, my issue is with the male MC. I spent the last 30-40 minutes of the audiobook sitting in my apartment alone yelling for the male MC to “go fuck himself” (glamorous image, I know). I even turned it into a song, that’s how serious I was. I didn’t understand his problem with deepening his relationship with the fem MC and the only explanation I got was a tiny bloop about 20 minutes into the shenanigans where in his mental monologue, he stated he didn’t want their relationship to change and I’m guessing he feared adding a sexual component would wreck their relationship. It’s a valid concern, I don’t refute that, yet why was it as difficult as pulling teeth using a pumpkin carving kit whenever the fem MC tried to get him to explain himself in any kind of detail? He stated his decisions and opinions like ”this is the way it is chick, and I know you agree with me deep down so let’s not talk about this and say we did.” The worst part was he didn’t let her speak whenever they started getting into it. Your opinion doesn’t matter in our relationship because I have spoken! Now come over here and give me an only-friends kiss. If he had just let her speak, she would have told him her priorities had shifted and a good 2/3 of his argument for being anti-relationship would have collapsed. He acted like a child plugging their ears and sing-yelling at the top of their lungs. Zero communication skills or interest in developing them. What’s more, he re-directed his discomfort with the situation to anger and aimed it at the fem MC like a massive glitter cannon. He said some shitty shit “in the heat of he moment”, shit no good friend should say. I can understand stuff slipping out once, maybe twice, but he was an asshole several times (even gave her stony silences and treated her like a burden when he was having trouble controlling his emotions) with minuscule apologies given in-between. His behavior towards the middle-ish end was dickish and showed that he believed that his comfort zone was the only place their relationship could flourish. Selfish AF.
The fem MC is an enabler. When her bestie was an ass, instead of sticking to her guns and making him apologize on his knees, head bowed in supplication, she spent a good half of the book chasing after HIM because she couldn’t stand the distance. Okay, that’s fine. There are plenty of people who are very quick to bend, but then I can’t be expected to be all up-in-arms about the 15th time the male MC says something funky to her and she runs off crying. It was too much, my sympathy only extends so far. I also didn’t understand her initial obsession with marrying rich. She was a musician, and a supposedly talented one. She could have rented herself out to fancy people and made good money for herself, why was that not an option? She could have been set on having the freedom using someone else’s money brings, which is fine with me, I just needed a little more explanation.
The male MC is a hypo(crite). I didn’t like how he handled the “broken promise” thing. I also was hoping the intuition thing would get fleshed it a little more. Could have been an interesting /unique addition, but as it was, the descriptions were super vague and his “fear” for the fem MC didn’t amount to anything. Stating the sugar daddies were wrong for her because the male MC was right for her made me doubt the validity of the “intuition” he’d had and question its purpose.
The grandma was cool, I liked her. Though I must have missed the part where it was explained why she spoke Swahili and believed in voodoo when I didn’t get the impression from the descriptions of her that she was from the South, black, or from Africa.
All-in-all, I wasn’t moved by this “romance”. Definitely felt more like a “despite your glaringly obvious flaws, I still love you” kind of story, which is a pity, because it started off so good.