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144 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2011
What if God was one of us?Gods in human form are a popular enough trope—the main character in The Divine Invasion by Philip K. Dick, is, in actuality, the Judeo-Christian God who’s lost his memories in a car accident—and, of course, the Bible itself is the ur-example especially if you’re of Catholic persuasion and believe Jesus to be God the Son. We never really learn enough about the stranger to know for sure. Sure, he clearly remembers his past even if he isn’t one for sharing; it’s his future he’s more interested in. This is part of an exchange with the author:
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
When I open the door to my office, the stranger’s sitting there. He’s at my desk, in my chair. His suit is gone. He’s wearing just a blanket. He doesn’t look much better, but he’s dry and most of the blood is gone. My papers, which I had left in neat stacks on my desk, have been scattered all around the room. They’re crinkled and torn, as if a parade had just passed through. The stranger leans and retrieves a sheet from off the floor. He reads aloud, his voice striving for ridicule but too weak to pull it off. “Why all this hiding?” he scoffs. “Why night at all? Why this filth and darkness?” His fingers tremble as he tears the page in half. He pulls another page from the mess at his feet and reads, “It’s okay baby wake up baby it’s okay.”The author won’t (or, most likely, can’t) and instead tells him a story, a parable really, about a little boy who’d never been born but who always remained a little boy:
I take the page from his hand, smooth its creases with my thumb. “How long have you been here?” I ask.
“Long enough,” he says.
“You do know, don’t you, that I can always print another copy?”
He swivels around to face me. “I want to see the end.”
“I haven’t written it.”
“Tell it to me.”
To shake off the grasp of solitude, he taught himself to build things. He built castles out of young, green twigs, cities out of chewing gum, bottle glass and sand, whole planets out of fish scales, clay and rubber bands. He tossed his planets in the air sequentially and blew at them one by one out of the corner of his mouth until they spun in wide ellipses round his head.”That’s about as clear as it gets. If the stranger is—or was—God then who or what brought about his downfall? We’re never told and it doesn’t really matter. What matters is the now. Now he has the parcel. After he’s retrieved it he flags down a bus where he encounters the bagman who shows great interest in the package:
The stranger interrupts me. “So I’m this little boy?” he asks.
“No,” I tell him. “You’re not a little boy. You’re a scared old man. Now listen.”
“Trade ya,” he said, his voice deep and hollow, echoey.Yeah, that’s the kind of things gods say in their abounding wisdom but never nearly as clearly as they could.
The stranger turned his head to his left and regarded his neighbour with a cool curiosity. “Trade me what?” he asked.
The man with the bags gazed upward and searched the air above his head. “All of this,” he replied, as if biting off each word. “All I got.”
“For what?” the stranger asked.
“All you got.”
The stranger considered the offer. “You want what I have?”
His interlocutor’s yellow eyes returned to the package on his lap. They did not blink. The bagman nodded.
The stranger shook his head. “You cannot have what I have,” he said. “But I will take what’s yours. All that’s yours is mine. Do you understand?”
The bagman thought for a moment, then nodded his assent. “Okay,” he said. He stared hard at the tank-topped shoulder of a woman three rows up. He gripped his knees with both hands. “But what do I get?”
“You get to carry it,” the stranger said. “You get what you need.”
He tries to laugh but it sounds more like he’s swallowed something wrong. “So I should thank you,” he says. “All of this is for my benefit. For my betterment.”I’m not sure it ever was. The problem with most narratives is we generally assume the character we encounter in the opening few pages—the exception being those murder mysteries where we witness the victim’s demise first—is the book’s protagonist and it throws us off when we invest time focusing on what later we realise are minor or, at best, supporting characters. Well, the stranger is who we meet in the opening chapter and so I (not unreasonably) assumed this was his story. His, of course, is only one of the stories we get to hear. I’ve mentioned a few but there’s also the deaf-mute, the old man, Pigeon, the long-haired girl, the four nasty little boys and the fat boy’s grandma, the twin cripples, Martha also known as Marty, the prostitute and the man with the eye patch. They take up a lot of the book. But if you’re looking for God in this text you don’t have to look far; he’s actually right there on the page: the author. He’s the one who created this twisted world and he’s the one who decides on everyone’s fate. The setting appears apocalyptic but then maybe the whole book is one giant parable made up of “[t]he ordinary apocalypses that join to make a day.” You’ll have to decide that.
“No,” I tell him. “Don’t flatter yourself. It’s not about you anymore.”