RE The Counterfeit Secretary - In her second journey to HPlandia, SN brings us a tale of office romance with a well-disguised h and an Alpha H who really doesn't know what hit him, but is going to extract the maximum advantage out of his situation and get his way in the end.
That being said, the H is not a jerk, he has worked very hard for his success and he does date, but as he himself says - he can count his serious liaisons on the fingers of one hand so he isn't into multi appetizers at the hors d'oeuvres tray . The h, on the other hand, is a thirty year old widow with twin six year old sons and is is very unlike most HP widows.
She isn't a virgin, she isn't a tart and she had a great marriage - she is a normal woman who loved her husband very much but is now missing the manliness of having a partner. The guy she is currently seeing just isn't all that in the passion department-- tho he can afford to keep her and her children in comfort for the rest of her life and he gets along with her sons fairly well.
Since they were young and relatively middle class when her hubby died in a car accident, the h has to earn a living to augment what her husband left her and pay the mortgage on her home. Fortunately her father in law is retired as a Merchant Seaman chef and likes puttering around the house with his grandsons. So the h sets out to get herself a good paying job.
She has excellent secretarial skills but flaming red hair and is not unattractive, she works at a series of office temp jobs until she hears that the H is having a hard time keeping secretaries. Apparently they either don't fit his work ethic - which is slave driver- or they fall in love with him and cause scenes.
He doesn't want a married woman, he has had a few who fell in love and then got irate hubby's involved and he doesn't want a sweet young thing - same problem and they are flighty. He wants an older career woman who is like his office machinery - sleek, efficient and unnoticeable.
The h happens to also overhear the H's game plan for interviewing his potential employee while she is in a restaurant eating lunch and the H is in the booth behind her. He plans to act very irate and bossy and then try the seduction routine, if the woman can handle all that and not flinch, she is in like Flynn.
Since the job is strictly 9-5 with no overtime and a big salary, the h decides she can mold herself into anything for five years - which is how long she needs to pay off her mortgage. She adds three years to her age, slicks back her hair into the perfect chignon, buys some fake glasses and some boring business suits and applies for the job - leaving out the widowhood and mum portions of her resume.
After a somewhat grueling interview that starts with the H coming across as a medieval tyrant and rapid fire dictation that the h breezes thru, the H then tries the seduction routine - only to be dismissed wearily by the h as she rises to leave, telling him she doesn't mix business with pleasure or co-workers as it only leads to big messes in the end.
The H hires her on the spot and three years later the h is the bastion of calm efficiency when dealing with the tyrant, fire breathing H. He treats her like office furniture and annoys her frequently with his self centered manner, but she has reliable hours and a good paycheck.
She is feeling a bit restless with the humdrum of her life between work and the boys and a lacklustre suitor who is probably going to propose, but she figures it will pass and overall she is pretty happy. Her sons mean the world to her and she just wants to give them the best life possible.
Which leads to her birthday dinner with her appropriate, wealthy and nice suitor - he has been hinting at marriage for a bit now and the h is very unsure. She likes the guy, but she misses the passion she had with her hubby and Mr. Appropriate doesn't seem to see her as passion material. In fact she soon discovers he has a mistress that he visits on occasion. The h has decided to dump him at this point, but she asks him why he did not come to her if he needed some physical affection and Mr. Appropriate looks at her like she is insane - clearly he sees her as a suitable wife but not a lover.
The h doesn't have red hair for nothing though. Her French father in law bought her a daring dress for her birthday and while Mr. A doesn't appreciate the view, the cute young guy across the restaurant does. When she gives him a come-hither smile, he runs over to ask her to dance.
The h accepts, to the consternation of Mr. A and the h and the flirty guy take to the dance floor. She assumes the young man is a college student and they chat for a bit. Seems Flirty Guy is there with his uncle, who is reading him the riot act about buckling down to his studies, getting better friends and avoiding those wild women.
The h and Flirty Guy wind up outside on the balcony cause the h just got a look at his Uncle, it turns out to be the H. Flirty Guy has his carpe diem moment and kisses the h, only to be interrupted by the H - turns out Flirty Guy is actually Flirty Boy and only seventeen. The H is very irate, the h is mortified and a bit irked that the Beast - which is her private name for the H, shared only within her family- doesn't recognize her in nice clothes and her hair down.
The Beast has his own carpe diem moment and winds up kissing the h too. That kiss is a LOT better and the H is pretty impressed. He leaves the h after telling her to have pity on the youngsters - she is too much for them to handle.
The h leaves with Mr. A - who proposes and then doesn't want to take no for an answer. The h resigns herself to endless reiteration of the word NO, she knows Mr. A isn't for her and she isn't going out with him anymore - though it takes a skillet to get a message through Mr. A's head when he doesn't want to know.
The h gets back to her usual office disguise and things are burbling along when the H tries to give her a promotion. The h doesn't want it and the H doesn't like that. Heated words are exchanged and the h wins hands down, even when the H tries the " you must take the job to increase the women in upper management for the sake of feminism" line. The h tells him that feminism means she gets to do what SHE wants, not give into bullies, and she wants to keep her job exactly as it is.
This rejection has got the H interested now, but he still doesn't recognize her and things get a little more wacky when Flirty Boy shows up to see his Uncle and recognizes her right away. He tries blackmail to get the h to see him again, but the h has mumhood and 13 years of experience and she shoots Flirty Boy right down. She does feel bad for him tho, his parents aren't very good at parenting and his uncle, the Beast H, is not reading him well at all. When Flirty Boy shows up at her home, she lets him hang around - but is careful to place herself in the parental category to dissuade any amorous intentions.
The H is getting more personal with the h as they continue working together (SN adds passages in his POV,) he has confided that Flirty Boy's mum is all over the place with outrage that FB may be getting involved with bad friends and a gold-digging widow. The h realizes that the gold-digging widow is actually her and has big trepidations that this is not going to end well. The end comes when Mr. A calls the office when there is a crisis and the h has had to stay late for the first time ever.
Mr. A is haranguing the h about marriage and the H is right there listening to her side of the conversation, so the h switches to French and tells Mr. A she still won't marry him, she will just be his mistress and they can have a lot more fun. Mr. A is outraged and finally gives up.
The H then informs the h that she is rude for talking in front of him in a foreign language and then gives her a hard time about the mistress proposal - the h is mortified to realize the H speaks French. He tells her just because he did not have a formal education - he worked his way up from the streets- doesn't mean he is ignorant.
Then the H really looks at her and realizes she was the great kisser from the restaurant. He is REALLY interested now, but the h won't give in. The fact that she is also Flirty Boy's gold-digging widow is soon discovered as well, but the H is quick to realize that the h is offering the boy an adult mentor and it is keeping him out of trouble. He does get the h to go to his house for dinner and is very quick to imply to Flirty Boy, who also is there, that the h is in a serious relationship with him.
The Beast continues his pursuit and he can't figure out why she won't give in - he assures her that her job is safe, but the h has listened to the H's comments on raising other men's kids as being highly undesirable and also the H is firmly against marriage.
The h had thought he was setting himself up to marry a young debutante that he escorts around a lot, but it turns out their relationship is a lot like the h's and Flirty Boy's - platonic and mentoring. The h likes the Beast and he is very attractive, but she wants passion AND respectability and the H would demand all her attention and resent her sons. She isn't going there - the H will have to lose this round too.
While at work the h gets a call that one of the boys has fallen and is in a coma, the H helps her to the hospital - tho he is rather jealous, as it has been implied by the h that she has two men in her life that she loves very much and the H doesn't like that. He is shocked to find out she has twins but he leaps into the breach to help out while her son is in hospital. Her other son likes the H a lot and they all wind up staying at the H's house while the coma goes on.
The h and H wind up in bed and the h is very happy, though she knows it can't last. The H is anti-commitment to the extreme and she won't neglect her sons for lust. Finally the little boy recovers and the h is in love but is afraid to share that with the H. Her fears are confirmed when the H seems to reject her when she tells him that she has to move back to her own home. The H is thinking that SHE is rejecting him and he gets all Crankypants on her. They fight and then ignore each other and the workplace becomes frigid.
The h is miserable, but hides it and the H is angry and doesn't. Finally the H tells her he will find her another position in the company, cause even when he paraded lovely ladies in front of her, she did not bat an eye.
The h is relieved but very sad, then she finds out she is preggers. She is planning on holding the H to his statement of providing child support, believing him when he earlier said that would be all he would offer an up the duff lover, but she thinks about trying to corner the H into marriage. She rejects the idea and decides to just get on with things and the twins find out there is a new baby on the way.
The h is enduring the travails of morning sickness when the H shows up with marmalade roses. The twins spilled the beans about the baby when Flirty Boy and the H went to see their soccer game. The H does a nice apology for all the misguided statements about no marriage, no other man's kids and only child support - he loves the h and wants to marry her.
In fact he confesses that HE trapped HER with a devious little plan. He knew she couldn't take birth control, cause her doctor advised against it and he spent the whole month her son was in the hospital trying to knock her up. The h is shocked but happy and the H is smug but happy and everybody is now a family and the sunset is throwing out a Pink Sparlie HEA.
This one is good, the deceptions and the revelations are well done, the H is not horrible and the h is not a doormat. The kids aren't plot moppets and the loves scenes are really well done. SN makes a very believable secretary boss to friends to lovers trope and the HEA is highly believable. Definitely read this if you like the office romance or h's with a backbone tropes, you won't be disappointed.