We're gonna go through this bad Larry and review every short story. Buckle up.
The Rifle- A rather dark and disturbing opener, but also extremely well written, about what happens when a mother discovers that her son has some rather nasty hobbies he performs in his clubhouse. It's harrowing, and a pretty good indicator about whether or not this collection, or Jack Ketchum as a whole, is something you want to continue reading.
The Box- This is the first of two Bram Stoker award winning stories in this collection about a family who is soon plagued by the knowledge of what a man on a subway was carrying in his gift box. To be honest, I didn't much care for this one when I saw the short film adaptation in the horror anthology XX, and while it works better on the page, I still don't think it's my favorite work by Ketchum.
Mail Order- While the first two stories are harrowing and dark in their own way, this is way more Ketchum- a truly filthy mixture of sexuality and violence that really hits hard. It follows a man who is obsessed with collecting disturbing footage, from the nastiest mainstream horror movies to the most obscure home made splatter features, until he receives in the mail what he believes to be the real deal, areal snuff film. Things get complicated when he thinks he recognizes the woman in it. It leads to a nasty ending, too, but not the nastiest in this collection.
Luck- This is an interesting little Western tale. After a botched station robbery, one of the bandits recounts the continuing tale of a gunslinger who seemingly will not die. It almost feels like a Twilight Zone episode, and in this case that's a good thing.
The Haunt- This is a surprisingly funny story about a strip club that's haunted by a total prude. Nice characterization with a dark ending.
Megan's Law- An entirely nasty story about what a single father does when a convicted sex offender moves into the neighborhood, and it's not what you think. It has a whopper of a twist ending, and highlights how sometimes, a single concise sentence can change a story more than pages of storytelling.
If Memory Serves- A psychiatrist studies a woman with several personalities, one of which is a dog, and discovers the horrific things that happened to her. It's certainly a disturbing story, with a particularly out of nowhere ending, but it's not quite as memorable as some others in this collection.
Father and Son- This is just a depressing story about, you guessed it, a father and son who have both seen better days. Well written and bleak.
The Business- A cautionary tale about two brothers, one of whom resents the other for his success. It works as an ironic tale of hate, but doesn't stand out in any particular way
Mother and Daughter- A story about a pair of sibling's whose mother is dying, it's well written, but truth be told I don't remember much of it even skimming through it as I write this. I guess that says all you need to know.
When the Penny Drops- Another of Ketchum's stories that feature a recurring phenomena, similar to Luck, about a note a man keeps seeing pop up everywhere. It darks a dark turn in its third act that is mostly sad. It ends on a pretty dour note.
Rabid Squirrels in Love- Essentially a story about the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome ever, with a trademark Ketchum feel bad, so dark you can hardly believe it twist. It does have a strange ending, through, that makes it kind of tough to process.
Sundays- An interesting story about a hunter and his son who take in a squirrel, a creature he has traditionally killed since he sees them as vermin. Less gruesome and more just sad. It's decent.
Twins- Dear God, this story. What starts off as a graphic, twin themed version of Flowers in the Attic, becomes something else entirely in its final act. I don't know if I would necessarily call this good, but it's certainly memorable.
Amid the Walking Wounded- A man starts bleeding in a way that he can't stop and also sees what might be the ghost of another man. This was nicely atmospheric, but not particularly memorable.
The Great San Diego Sleazy Bimbo Massacre- As the title implies, it's a dark comedy about two dumb women trying and failing to murder one of their husbands. It's funny enough and has a nice cautionary ending.
The Holding Cell- A strange and atmospheric story about a man spending his night in a holding cell for drunk driving. This is one of his rare full supernatural stories. Not sure how well it works as a story, but it definitely stands out for being creepy.
The Work- This is a truly meta story, where essentially a female version of Jack Ketchum hires a hitman to kill her in the same manner as her "first novel," which is heavily implied to be Off Season. If you've read that book, you can guess what method of death she chooses. It's a bit masturbatory, but also an interesting meditation on the nature of cult celebrity.
The Best- A hyper twisted and very short story about a woman who is obsessed with the man she's having an affair with, and the subsequent revenge she takes when he breaks it off. I'm 90% it was ripped off in a movie called Good Neighbors, but have no confirmation. Still, really dark and really twisted.
Redemption- Another hyper sexual and hyper disturbing story about a woman who kills her husband's lovers. It's nasty and memorable.
The Exit at Toldeo Blade Boulevard- An interesting story about a group of people colliding with one another on the same highway. It's another one that's just sad, but also hopeful as well.
Chain Letter- Essentially Ketchum's take on the Lottery, with all the fucked up violence that implies. It's an interesting morality tale, one that sticks with you.
Forever- An overlong short story about a man caring for his dying wife. It's sad, but not entirely engaging and unlike other short stories in here, the final sentence twist doesn't entirely sell the tale.
Gone- The second of the Bram Stoker winning short stories in this collection, and much more effective than The Box. It's about a woman whose child went missing years ago and her encounter with three young trick or treaters. It's sad, bleak, and a masterclass of subtext.
Closing Time- A novella about people struggling in the aftermath of 9/11, focusing on a gunman who robs bars and two struggling lovers. It's suitably moody, with a harrowing ending.
The Rose- Fitting into the more fucked up stories in this collection, it's about a man who has been keeping a young woman hostage in hopes of her producing a baby for him. It's disturbingly sexual, horribly uncomfortable, and all around makes you feel bad. Still not 100% sure what the ending was going for, but it definitely sticks with you.
The Turning- A strange and borderline surreal story about a rich man walking the streets of New York and sensing a change in the world coming soon. It has a nice little twist, but I can't help but feel this could have been expanded. Still not bad.
To Suit the Crime- This follows a lawyer who, in the future of 2021, has managed to create a law system where criminals are punished withe the same violent crimes they perpetrate. Not only does it go into great detail about a truly awful crime against a child, but it veers off into another direction with an ending that no male reader will ever be able to unsee. Violent, horrific, and effective.
Lines: or, Like Franco, Elvis is Dead: A strange story about one man's encounter with a woman at his summer home. Simply a well told tale.
The Visitor- This one exists in the same universe as Twins, and like that one, it's about one thing before becoming entirely about another seemingly out of nowhere. Not the best in the collection but not the worst.
Snakes- A kind of overlong but still good short story about a woman whose yard becomes infested with snakes during a horrific storm in Florida. It does go on too long, but unlike many other stories in here, it has a hopeful ending.
Firedance- The final tale in here, about Dead River, everyone's favorite cannibal infested town, and how the residents react to the animals when they begin behaving strangely. Rather than turning into a vicious tale of man vs. nature, this is a more contemplative piece on the nature of humanity. It closes the collection with a hopeful message that maybe, eventually, humans wont be so goddamn awful to each other, which we see in almost every other story in this collection.
Overall, a good but slightly uneven collection of horror stories from one of the most disturbing writers in the genre.