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347 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 11, 2023
The dark sorceress Cleoline was eighteen years old, very good at magic, and very, very bored—three things that most people would agree are a dangerous combination.-- not to mention that she is the daughter of sheep-farmers and has a wool allergy. And then there is two-thousand-year-old Asperides, a demon sword who likes to hang out in bars and lurk in dark corners with a drink which, being a sword, he can't drink. So far, so weird, right? But actually, they aren't! Weird, that is. Well, they are a little, the way you're weird, and each of your friends is. They feel like the real people around you. OK, maybe none of your friends are swords, or even sorceresses, but everyone is a little off-center. Nack and Therin and Cleoline feel like the real people around you -- when the story starts AND when it ends.
The plan was simple. Asperides simply had to train a thirteen-year-old boy to beat a several-hundred-year-old zombie sorcerer knight who had only been previously defeated in a multi-layered, decade-spanning effort involving about two dozen co-conspirators. All without said boy realizing exactly what he was being trained for.
Like he said. Simple.