— 1 star ⭐️
This book… where do I even start.
At a charity auction, the organiser bumps into a stranger and ends up covered in desert (cream puffs). Miss ma’am has lovely banter with said handsome stranger and then goes to get dressed because she’s auctioning herself…a date with her actually.
And did I mention that she’s the daughter of this rich guy who has so much influence that she develops trust issues because everyone seems to be using her for her father. Anyways, handsome stranger doesn’t know her identity and sees her on the stage and decides that he has to take her on that date. You can pretty much guess what happens, he gets the date and then she needs her trust fund which she can’t access because she needs to be married blah blah blah, they get married blah blah blah. So much more blah blah blah.
The Wattpad,”Walk into a wall,” thing is extremely 2013 - 2015. Please let me never ever see this again in published literature, thank you very much.
Our darling author decides to repeat the same joke every five lines. What joke? “Oh cream puffs 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂.” Sooooooo funny bruh…. Oh and let’s not forget the other constantly repeated joke and fun fact,”Oh cow pj’s and 😻 chocolate covered raisins, I love them soooo much 😻😻😻😻😻😻.” Girl please stfu
Then, author decides that she has to keep up the recurring theme of all the main characters of most of her books having “green blue eyes” because having brown eyes is extremely boring and rare.
And, she has to mention in every single book of hers that the main character wants to feel the love interests stubble between her thighs. C’mon, is there no originality in this book? Is it just copy and paste half the dialogue from all your other books.
Also, what is up with the cringy dialogue and the fact that the main character has zero brains. She absolutely doesn’t care about her safety and remains perpetually unconcerned about anything that happens, she doesn’t heed Tristan’s advice or warnings but then decides to complain that her life is so sad and so miserable. First of all, get over yourself. Second of all, having money isn’t the worse thing to happen in this world. Third of all, just shut your mouth before I end up bl0wing your brains out of your head. Remember that one part where she has a whole mental breakdown over the fact that Tristan liked to flirt before they even got to know each other and then proceeded to be the reason Tristan ‘reprimanded’ his friends as if they were his kids or below him. Miss ma’am puts the drama in drama queen. May she fall into a pit and face unfortunate circumstances, i absolutely despise her.
Isn’t Tristan supposed to be a tech genius or something, why was it so hard for him to find the person behind the account if the person behind the account was her stupid ex boyfriend who is supposedly a “conman” and has no business getting the upper hand over a tech genius.
Friend groups are so badly represented. The way he reprimanded Autumn and Hollie for no reason. First of all, who gave Tristan the right to do anything like that, he isn’t superior in anyway. Second of all, his friends are cringe and their personalities aren’t consistent with any of her previous books.
Yeah okay you know what, forget all that. Do you want to know what made me want to rip my hair out.
Our main character is covered in cream puffs, love interest walks from the lobby of the hotel (was it a hotel??) to the hall of said hotel and she’s perfectly dressed and they’re half way through the auction. DO YOU UNDERSTAND TIME?????? TIME DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT. EVEN IF HE WALKED EXTREMELY SLOWLY OR CHECKED HIS PHONE FOR 10 MINUTES.
Miss ma’am needs to clean herself, get changed, wait her turn to get auctioned after the start of the event which includes lots of speeches and then introductions happen and then the auction starts.
I am not a woman who hates easily but this book worked on every last nerve I had. Not that I had much nerves to begin with but even so, terrible book.
Badly planned, badly written and extremely badly executed. I felt like gouging my eyes out 3 times and that’s not a record but still…
I apologise for spelling mistakes and anything like that, I currently want to vomit because of this book.
That’s all, stay away from books like these please.
— aaisha