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448 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2010
"'You!' Poke. 'Need!' Poke. 'To change!" Poke-poke. 'Your goddamn attitude!' PokepokePOKEpoke.
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'And you … need to change your goddamn medication.'"
"'Jesus, Dean, you married a feminazi?'
'Beats a Republicunt.'"
"'So what did you want to be?'
'Same thing as now, Batman.'
'How's that working out?''Three more boxtops, they're mailing my cape.'
"'In your non-expert opinion'
'Yes sir, in my non-expert opinion. Not least because that foliage had been untouched since the mid-nineteen fifties.'
'Despite the considerable homeless population known to camp inside the cemetery?'
'…they seemed to have done a great deal more camping than gardening.'"
"A good marriage is when you know the other person will always make sure you have a place in the lifeboat."