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If you're looking for a brooding, romantic vampire tale...
This ain't it. Turn around and run far, far away. Right now. BUT...
If you're looking for some violent vampire satire loaded with screaming, swearing, and a healthy dose of slapstick, "Explicit Content" is exactly what you're craving!
For you see, vampires -- with their long lifespans and generation-bridging viewpoints -- have a pretty dim view of censorship... they've seen it all before, laughed at it, and can't really figure out why people keep getting upset over the same stuff over and over again. After all...
When you've been around for every "moral outrage" of the past thousand years, a little something like a crazy Japanese monster movie that's taking the world by storm doesn't seem like a big deal... people freaked out over Elvis back in the 50's, and they got over it, right?
So when Stacey, Dorian, Donita, and Stephen head out to a local independent theatre to catch a late-night viewing of the world-wide hit "Vengeance! Super Lifeform Penisaurus, Go!!!" and run into a crowd of morally-motivated protesters, they're less than impressed.
But with the crowd cutting off all entry into the theatre -- and the cops watching the situation like a bunch of hawks -- Stacey and Donita are forced to bring their long-term perspectives as vampires to the forefront and make a case for the poor, beleaguered Penisaurus film.
And if that fails, they could always start a riot...
"Explicit Content" gives you a rare look at a vampire's perception of popular culture -- and our own mortal reactions to it... along with a massive shot of sheer absurdity and some great back-and-forths between Stacey and Donita.
But if you're offended, just remember...
You were warned.
This ain't it. Turn around and run far, far away. Right now. BUT...
If you're looking for some violent vampire satire loaded with screaming, swearing, and a healthy dose of slapstick, "Explicit Content" is exactly what you're craving!
For you see, vampires -- with their long lifespans and generation-bridging viewpoints -- have a pretty dim view of censorship... they've seen it all before, laughed at it, and can't really figure out why people keep getting upset over the same stuff over and over again. After all...
When you've been around for every "moral outrage" of the past thousand years, a little something like a crazy Japanese monster movie that's taking the world by storm doesn't seem like a big deal... people freaked out over Elvis back in the 50's, and they got over it, right?
So when Stacey, Dorian, Donita, and Stephen head out to a local independent theatre to catch a late-night viewing of the world-wide hit "Vengeance! Super Lifeform Penisaurus, Go!!!" and run into a crowd of morally-motivated protesters, they're less than impressed.
But with the crowd cutting off all entry into the theatre -- and the cops watching the situation like a bunch of hawks -- Stacey and Donita are forced to bring their long-term perspectives as vampires to the forefront and make a case for the poor, beleaguered Penisaurus film.
And if that fails, they could always start a riot...
"Explicit Content" gives you a rare look at a vampire's perception of popular culture -- and our own mortal reactions to it... along with a massive shot of sheer absurdity and some great back-and-forths between Stacey and Donita.
But if you're offended, just remember...
You were warned.
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First published April 7, 2011
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