Actual rating: 4.25/5
Note: I am unsure whether or not there are spoilers in this review, so I didn’t mark it.
Almost thirteen year old Millie Jackson is teen singer Rory Calhoun’s biggest fan. She has posters of him on her walls, gets TeenTalk magazine for the sole purpose of getting more posters, and keeps a notebook with data about him and letters to him in her underwear drawer (but not like, in a creepy way). When his new song, Worldwide Crush, is released, Millie is thrilled. The lyrics reveal that Rory is looking for love—in his audience. If only Millie could get to a concert. But between cancelled concerts, whale-watching trips, and more, will Millie ever be able to meet Rory Calhoun?
I know that’s not a great description but it’s the best I’ve got today. It’s better than when I tried to describe it to my mom the other day: “It’s about this girl who really likes this singer and she’s, like, trying to get to his concert and…stuff.” Yeah.
Likes:
* RORY CALHOUN. By the end of the book, *I* was in love with this guy. Can we please get a book about him? We never got to find out if he found his worldwide crush!
* They don’t text like preteens/teens do (in my experience), but it’s certainly better than most books.
* The storyline about the relationship between Millie and her mom wasn’t bad actually. Sometimes storylines covering a strained relationship between the main character and her (or his) parent can end up sounding really…off? I don’t know. There are times it just seems really odd, but this one didn’t.
* Scott (Fenwick). Love him! I wanted more of him though, since he really only was significant at the end.
* I like the inclusion of song lyrics, though at times I just wanted to get to the story!
* I was invested just as much as Millie, and I felt everything she did.
* Shauna’s storyline was good, but I wish we got more of it! I want a book about her at Tagalog camp!
Dislikes:
* Millie annoys me. And I don’t like her name.
* Theoretically is used instead of hypothetically. This bothered me more than it should have.
* There’s a bit of cussing, which is really unusual for middle grade.
* But in addition we have: “how the bleep”, “what the schnitzel”, “Schmidt”, holy hound dog”, “what the cheezeball”, “frank”, “gob”, etc. It’s annoying.
* There was an exchange between Millie and her grandmother that was something along the lines of: “Send him a letter!” “Like an email?” “No, a letter!” “What do you mean?” and I just can’t stand these. I get that there are people like this, but still. Seriously, she didn’t know what the mailbox at the bus stop was, and she thought a stamp was to seal the envelope. Sigh. I suppose it’s better than that scene in the show I Didn’t Do It where Garrett doesn’t even know what a CD (or anything before it, for that matter) was (this character would have been born in about 1999ish by my calculations).
* Millie doesn’t have bangs on the cover. And her hair is supposed to be like ‘a haystack on top of her head that not all of the conditioner in Target could make look nice’.
* Millie’s dad annoys me.
* Millie and her mom go to a ‘Me, You, and Puberty!’ class that was SO majorly cringey. They made the female reproductive system out of plastic Easter eggs and yarn? What? And why did they play dodgeball? And EVERY other girl in the class was nine? There was SO much about this part that was strange.
* I wanted more about Shauna! We got peeks into her life, but not nearly as much as we should’ve!
Things I’m on the fence about and/or random thoughts:
* Billy. Is this how normal six year olds act? I do not frequently interact with six year olds, but something about him seemed off to me, I don’t know why. Was he neurodivergent in some way? And what’s with the deodorant? He kind of annoyed me while also just slightly concerning me.
* This was split between actually sounding like a 12-13 year old, and sounding like another author trying WAY too hard to sound like one.
Content: The S word is said once, and a few less strong words, but mainly the characters use alternatives such as Schmidt or Frank. It is mentioned that characters say the F word but never actually says the word.