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First published January 1, 1986
Once upon a time there lived a King and
a Queen who weren't very good at it.
They kept losing wars and kingdoms,
and ended up living in a caravan
parked beside a deep dark wood.
The King is the one with the frying pan.
The Queen is the one with the hammer,
trying to fix the roof.
The beautiful prince opened his eyes and took a look at Princess Rosamund.Mildy amusing for an adult reader - my toddler just wanted to punch people in the face, too. I really didn't need the extra encouragment on that front.
'Cor! What a liberty!' he cried, and biffer her one, right on her beautiful nose.
And Rosamund biffed him one right back!
It was love at first biff.
They biffed happily ever after, too, and the Bad Fairy got even worse.