Oh. My. Gosh. This was a very good book. Why didn't I give it five stars? Because I'm not really into the whole Christian peptalk part of it, but, hey, the author is in women's ministry, so it's not like I wasn't expecting that.
Jen Hatmaker is very amusing, and her smartass voice is clear in her writing. By the time I was finished with her book, I wanted to be her friend. I'll bet she'd be fun at a Bunko gathering. This is the part where I over-generalize, so here's my apology in advance. *Sorry.* So, I thought it was refreshing that she's an evangelical Christian AND she's kind of a granola. Those don't often happen at the same time. Did I offend my evangelical friends by saying that? I'm sorry again. I never understood why Christians so frequently reside in the "God made the earth for us to exploit" camp. They believe their bodies are God's temples, which should be cared for, but pissing on God's playground is cool? Whatever. I'll go ahead and be sorry a third time. I'm sorry I don't like those people's attitudes.
Okay, but anyway, Jen Hatmaker is not like that. She conducted her "Experimental Mutiny Against Excess" in the spirit of fasting. For my non-religious amigos, fasting is going without food ON PURPOSE, and substituting prayer. So, in seven months, Jen chose seven areas of excess to restrict, and then she wrote about it. Yeah, she complained too, which made her more real and lovable because if she survived at the end all cheerful, enlightened, peppy, and whatever without caffeine I'd probably burn the book out of principle, even though it belongs to Denver Public Library.
Here's her format, which is essentially the table of contents plus parameters:
Month 1: Food
Rationale- We have so much food that we waste it because it has no value AND the stuff we eat is processed crap that's bad for us AND we use food as a distraction. (Bitch is a spy, I tell you.)
Rules- Seven foods - chicken, eggs, whole-wheat bread, sweet potatoes, spinach, avocados, and apples - are on the menu. So is salt, pepper, olive oil, and water. And that's it. Let the caffeine withdrawal and ranting begin.
Month 2: Clothes
Rationale- She has 327 articles of clothing (I'm sure I can beat that) and she wastes tons of money accumulating more and since she obsesses about gaining the approval of others, clothing is kind of a fixation. Reducing the options should be, um, humbling.
Rules- Seven articles of clothing - jeans, a pair of capris, three tee-shirts, a dress shirt, and shoes make up her wardrobe. Underwear and socks are permitted, but jewelry and accessories are not. I feel like she gets away with that in Austin, but if she did this in Denver in February, she'd have to exempt outerwear.
Month 3: Possessions
Rationale- We've got a lot of stuff. Some people don't have enough. Fix that.
Rules- Give seven things you own away every day. Clothes can count as only one week's worth because it's too easy to just give away some clothes and books and be done; we have THAT much stuff. The stuff's supposed to find the best recipient; you're not supposed to just dump your trash on a thrift store. No room/cabinet/drawer is safe. Give 'til it hurts a little. You still have more than ninety-nine percent of the world. With just my husband's teacher salary, WE are part of the one percent, and we accumulate accordingly doggone it.
Month 4: Media
Rationale: It's usually self-centered and it eats your family time. Say goodbye to seven of them.
Rules: No TV, gaming, Facebook/Twitter, iApps, radio, texting, internet. I think this one would actually kill me. Radio? C'mon radio???
Month 5: Waste
Rationale: We throw stuff away as if it actually GOES AWAY. Adopt seven green habits to tread more lightly on the planet.
Rules: Gardening, composting, conserving energy and water, recycling, driving only one car, shopping second-hand, buying only local are her new Seven Habits of Highly Environmental People -notify Stephen Covey. This doesn't actually bode well for her as she once killed a cactus because she forgot to water it; "green" does not come naturally to her.
Month 6: Spending
Rationale: We casually, almost without even thinking, spend money all the time. She calls it nickel and diming the paycheck to death. If she were only allowed to spend money in seven locations, she wouldn't spend so casually.
Rules: Spending is permitted in only seven locations this month: the farmers' market, a gas station, online bill pay, kids' school, limited travel fund (she speaks at conventions for a living), emergency medical, and Target. This practice may be bad for the economic slump, but it's good for the family budget.
Month 7: Stress
Rationale: We overextend ourselves and fill our calendars to overflowing and don't take time to relax. We don't honor the Sabbath by resting either.
Rules: Stop and pray (read: meditate, do deep-breathing exercises, throw down a sun salutation, whatever) seven times a day: midnight, dawn, midmorning, noon, midafternoon, early evening, and bedtime. Oh yeah, and pick a day to be your Sabbath and actually rest on that day.
It should be stated that these are the Seven concepts tailored to Jen Hatmaker's life. She devised the rules for herself and her friends developed various versions for their own situations. She encourages adaptations, and she's just experimenting and writing about it. She's not actually telling readers to do this.
Yeah, this book has a lot of religion going on, and I'm probably an agnostic, if not an atheist, but just because I'm not praying for mercy when I'm uncomfortable doesn't mean I get nothing from a fast. I have a lot. A LOT. A LOT!!! I have more clothes in my closet than some people ever wear in their entire lives, and it does nothing to make me a happier person. On the contrary. My drawers bursting with clothing, my refrigerator packed with food we can't possibly consume before it goes bad, my home overflowing with STUFF, our money thrown away on stupid things we don't need all just stress me more. There is something to simplicity, I just don't know if I have the guts to try it her way. I'm thinking about it though. Closet, beware!
Oh, and if you're kind of granola-y, you should read this book.
And if you're a Christian, you should probably read this book.
And if you like authors who are funny, you should read this book.