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Everything Worth Knowing
If political correctness, health and safety regulations, celebrities and people with made-up job titles ending in 'ologist' make your blood boil, then this is the book for you.
It takes us back to a golden age before polytechnics were called universities, when common sense was more important than a degree in basket weaving or media studies. It's pages are crammed with nostalgic reminders of carefree days before the 'ologists' of this world began their relentless creation of killjoy rules, solely to interfere with such natural impulses as mocking the afflicted and blowing cigar smoke in children's faces.
Written in the form of an A to Z of key facts, the book also demystifies a host of basically simple stuff like religion, physics and medicine, whilst recalling the harmless fun of offending foreigners and other disadvantaged people. In short, it contains the fundamental truth underlying everything to do with human society and the natural universe, information known previously only to Albert Einstein, the Oracle at Delphi and Sherlock Holmes.
Anything not contained in its pages is either wrong or useless. When you have read it, you will know everything worth knowing. If knowledge is strength, you will be able to wrestle an elephant to the ground in less than thirty seconds. Why not try it now? Then do it again immediately after reading the book and note the difference.
It takes us back to a golden age before polytechnics were called universities, when common sense was more important than a degree in basket weaving or media studies. It's pages are crammed with nostalgic reminders of carefree days before the 'ologists' of this world began their relentless creation of killjoy rules, solely to interfere with such natural impulses as mocking the afflicted and blowing cigar smoke in children's faces.
Written in the form of an A to Z of key facts, the book also demystifies a host of basically simple stuff like religion, physics and medicine, whilst recalling the harmless fun of offending foreigners and other disadvantaged people. In short, it contains the fundamental truth underlying everything to do with human society and the natural universe, information known previously only to Albert Einstein, the Oracle at Delphi and Sherlock Holmes.
Anything not contained in its pages is either wrong or useless. When you have read it, you will know everything worth knowing. If knowledge is strength, you will be able to wrestle an elephant to the ground in less than thirty seconds. Why not try it now? Then do it again immediately after reading the book and note the difference.
108 pages, Kindle Edition
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July 30, 2011
Absolutely hysterical! There are few authors who can make me laugh out loud but this one did :-)))
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