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306 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 29, 2011
I sigh mentally. How does Cupid stand his job? No wonder he shoots arrows at us; it's not to make us fall in love, but because we make him want to vomit.
”A couple of things. They'll speak a lot of German—both Mom and Dad are Mannheim transplants. We grew up with a mixture of English and German that made it damn difficult when we started school.” He flashes a grin. […] though beware of the words die Schlampe coming from Maggie, Dee's wife. And if she calls me der Schwanz, just pretend you didn't hear.
I laughed uproariously because I speak German :)
”Uncle Gus, will you say grace over my hot chocolate?”
Perplexed, Gus shrugs. “Sure, buddy. Didn't you already say it, though? You're halfway done.”
“But Dad said you're a really holy man and that's why you kept saying 'sweet Jesus' last night in your room. He said you were praying.”
Gus chokes on his coffee and snorts it out his nose.