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96 pages, Paperback
Published January 1, 1971
Now what shall we talk
about?
We could
bitch all our mutual
friends!!
Good idea,
as we pull into
Providence,
R.I.
OUR FRIENDS
Ron: the tight-ass
Dick: the insignificant
Pat: the dowdy old lady
Anne: the superficial
sentimentalist
Bill: the spoiled snoot
Kenward: the Elephant with
the soul of a Butterfly &
the temper of a Scorpion.
George: the bad painter
Michael: the Self Important
Fuss-budget
The grotesque John Ashbery of
the bad character
The silly boring Kenneth Koch
[...]
"I'm a queer."
Ha-ha!
*
How about
"I'm a straight."
Unbelievable!
*
"I'm an American."
O.K.
*
"I'm a Christian."
Yes, I suppose
you must be.
*
"I'm a Poet."
That must be an
interesting job.
*
"I'm a pill-addict."
Are you?
*
"I'm a grown-up, now."
Ha-ha.
*
"I'm a father."
That's good.
*
"I'm a long-haired Weirdo."
You seem perfectly normal
to me.
*
"I'm a great guy."
Well, you are in a manner
of speaking.
*
"I'm a fucking monster!"
*
"I'm part elephant, part Tiger, part
Nag, Part bore."
You might say that.
*
"I'm an ordinary person."
Yes, you are.
*
"I'm a passenger."
That's absolutely true.
Now, tell me about You?
(this space for you
to do so)
A long naked pair of legs,
about 17 yrs old
stare at me
across the linoleum
aisle
I'm a mild Sex Fiend!
But you can't fuck
here
& what could you say
to smooth 17 year old
faces?
NOTHING!!
So, they lose out.
What can you say
at all?
NOTHING
However, it's easy to keep
talking
if
it's what you do. . . .
[...]
Some people one should only
fuck once.
*
Others ones should not fuck
at all unless there is an
affair
*
Then there are those one should
not fuck, under almost any
circumstances (tho lapses are
forgiveable)
*
Let me see: I've fucked in
Rhode Island
Maine
Vermont
New York
Florida
Texas
Oklahoma
New Mexico
Colorado
California
Michigan
Iowa
Pennsylvania
Kansas
Connecticut
[...]