Last Orders

by Graham Swift

Four men once close to Jack Dodds, a London butcher, meet to carry out his peculiar last wish: to have his ashes scattered into the sea. For reasons best known to herself, Jack’s widow, Amy, declines to join them. On the surface the tale of a simple if increasingly bizarre day’s outing, Last Orders is Graham Swift’s most poignant exploration of the complexity and courage of ordinary lives.

‘Last Orders confirms his reputation as one of the great contemporary chroniclers of landscape and memory’ Observer

‘His finest book to date; emotionally charged and technically superb’ Times Literary Supplement

‘Inspired . . . His finest novel yet’ Guardian

‘A triumph’ Sunday Times

‘Tragic, comic and wonderfully compassionate’ Daily Mail

Genres: Fiction, Literary Fiction, British Literature, Literature, Contemporary, Novels, Book Club

304 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 29, 1996

About the author

Graham Colin Swift is a British writer. Born in London, UK, he was educated at Dulwich College, Queens' College, Cambridge, and later the University of York.

Reviews

[Paul Bryant · Rating 1 out of 5]

Scene : the smoke room at the Bag of Grandmas, Old Kent Road, Bermondsey, East End, London.

Three novelists are propping up the bar and grouching.

Ian McEwan : My Booker Prize is bigger than yours.

Julian Barnes : No it fucking isn’t, they’re all the same size.

Ian McEwan : No they’re not, they make em bigger if they think it’s a better fucking work of literature.

Graham Swift : No they don’t

Ian McEwan : Yes they do, if Shakespeare has won it his’d be as big as the London Fucking Eye. Salman Rushdie got his hollowed out and installed 15 rooms and a fucking swimming pool in it and he lives in it.

Graham Swift : He lives in his Booker Prize?

Julian Barnes: Mine isn’t as big as that but I did have to get a container lorry to get it back home. I thought they were all like that.

Ian McEwan : By the prickling of my balls something fucking horrible this way comes.

ENTER MARTIN AMIS

Ian McEwan : Hello, fellow novelist. I know an interesting fact about you. You never won the Booker Prize and we fucking did.

Julian Barnes : Also, we’re all over 6 foot 6 and we can hardly see you.

Graham Swift: Is that actually Martin Amis or is it a stain on the rug?

Martin Amis : Fuck off, I could have won the Booker Prize any time I wanted to, it’s so easy, it’s actually too easy, I wouldn’t wipe my arse with a Booker Prize.

Graham Swift: Well cheer up, you got on the short list, didn’t you. Get it? Short list? Short list?

GS, IM and JB laugh heartily.

Martin Amis : Well there’s no need for that. (Snivelling into a filthy handkerchief). And… and… (thinking hard) ---- anyway - I got my name into the title of a novel that won a Booker Prize! Yeah!

Ian McEwan : What was that? Martin Amis Ha Ha Ha?

Graham Swift : No, Martin Amis God He's Little!

Julian Barnes :… Well, Martin, we give up, which one has your name in it?

Martin Amis : The Famished Road! Ha – pretty clever hey?

Graham Swift : Too clever for us Martin. See, that’s why they don’t like you. That’s why they give us the prizes and not you.

Martin Amis : Bawwwww. You're not very nice to me!!

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Well, enough ribaldry. I’m sure the real novelists don’t talk a bit like that. As for Last Orders, I didn’t even want to read it. Somebody left it on my shelf and it has a nice cover. I didn’t like it. It was boring. All these cor blimey working class cockerneys who use every tiresome handmedown wornout circumlocution and saying and turn of phrase – it was TV writing, Eastenders, except that always has several screechy plots going at once to keep you awake which Last Orders frankly didn’t. All those little secrets, a complex symphony of the unsaid, I couldn’t scrape up any enthusiasm. The only interesting aspect was that I found that Last Orders ran into a minor controversy when it came out in 1996 because it’s got the same overall storyline and it’s told in a similar way to As I Lay Dying, the brilliant 1930 William Faulkner novel. Some Booker judge said if only I’da known that at the time I wouldnta voted for it.

But I say don’t vote for it because it’s a drag not because of some notional plagiarism. I say that popular music rips off old songs all the time, sometimes with acknowledgement, sometimes not, and movies get remade, and versions are versioned – Clueless is Emma, for instance –– so authors should be able to do that too and sometimes do quite openly e.g. A Thousand Acres by Jane Smiley is King Lear – .

We should flay and mock our authors for the right sins not the wrong ones, and dullness is the one unforgivable transgression.

[Vit Babenco · Rating 4 out of 5]

Our time runs faster and faster…

First you count the years, the decades, then suddenly it’s hours and minutes.

We live and our time is slowly petering out. We pass away but to those who knew us we leave memories. And if these memories are good we will be remembered longer.

It evens out, because in one direction there’s what’s ahead and in another there’s the memory, and maybe there’s nothing more or less to it than that, it’s nothing more or less than what you should expect, a good thing between two bad things.

The present and the past are in collision and they are in union… And one day it’s time to pay debts.

[Kevin Ansbro · Rating 3 out of 5]

This uneventful novel was the Booker Prize winner of 1996. I glimpsed fleeting moments of literary excellence but the book's prosaic conversational style wasn't for me.
It also pained me to see ain't without its apostrophe on almost every page! Aint that annoying?

[Ian · Rating 4 out of 5]

I listened to the audiobook version of Last Orders. It’s a relatively unusual audiobook in having 5 narrators, one for each of the main characters – Ray, Vic, Lenny, Vince and Amy.

Amy is the widow of the recently departed Jack Dodds, who when he wasn’t running his butcher’s shop in Bermondsey, London, was a regular at his local pub. He had asked for his ashes to be scattered into the sea at the town of Margate in Kent. For various reasons Amy doesn’t want to do it, and the task falls to his adopted son Vince, along with Jack’s 3 elderly drinking buddies. The perspective changes between the 5 main characters although the principal narrator is Ray, who was a wartime comrade of Jack’s and his closest friend. He’s also a gambling man who follows horse racing closely, which is significant in the story. The dialogue is in Cockney dialect, something you might want to note if English is not your first language.

The author has created some strong characters, particularly I thought, Ray, Vince and Lenny. The last is a somewhat embittered individual who tends to provoke argument within the group. The 70-odd-mile road trip between central London and Margate turns into a bit of an expedition as our gang of four decide to make numerous detours and pit stops. Basically the death of Jack causes the others to reflect on their lives and their own mortality, and in some cases to re-evaluate their priorities. Four of the five have not had their troubles to seek. The exception is Vic, whose life has gone more smoothly than the others and who seems a generally contented man. In the novel, Lenny is resentful as he feels himself to be an outsider, but to me Vic seemed the one set apart from the others. The lives of the other four have all, in one form or another, been deeply entwined with Jack’s, and they’ve been messy. The actions of these characters haven’t always been admirable, but ultimately, I retained a sympathy for all of them. They made choices at a young age that determined how their lives turned out. As Ray says near the end, “It’s all a gamble.”

[Kinga · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was easily the least exciting Booker Prize winner I’ve ever read.
You know that other London all us new hipster Londoners never get to know? Even though we all live together, on the same streets, we are divided by our pubs. There are the new hipster pubs with craft beer and a cosmopolitan atmosphere, and then right next to them, there is an old man pub. The Weatherspoon’s kind of affair with a tatty carpet and a clientele that has known each other for decades.

If I ever end up in a pub like that, it’s by mistake or by some unforeseen circumstances. I’m ashamed to admit that I have little curiosity about the people there and usually just feel uncomfortable and want to leave. Those pubs are like little towns, every newcomer is an event in itself, though I’m sure the hostility is entirely imagined by me and due to my unchecked social anxiety. *

* I know there are many people that disagree with me entirely on this point and for some reason maintain that old man pubs are actually the best. This is irrelevant to this review.

“Last Orders” is an old man pub novel. And is just as thrilling. I’m told it is a tribute/remake/rip-off of As I Lay Dying by Faulkner. I can’t comment on that as I haven’t read any Faulkner at all but I feel Faulkner has to be better than this.

Other than being a pub novel, it’s a road trip novel with a group of friends driving to Margate to scatter the ashes of their late friend as per his last wish.
There is some plot, secrets are revealed, some sort of emotions are felt but everything really tastes like stale beer. Or like the idea of holidaying in Margate. My life has been so far more exciting than the stories of the characters and it’s not like there is anything quaint about them either. It’s a bunch of sad old men who look back on their lives, weighing their regrets and realising they too will die soon. They are also indistinguishable and it’s not helped by the fact that there is, for example, a Vic and a Vince.

(That is all not to say you can’t write an amazing book about a boring person, but for that I’d like to direct you to ‘This is How’ by MJ Hyland.)

I think the problem is actually not that they are boring but that they are not authentic. They are still like those figures I see when I quickly peek inside an old mans pub, some characters from a British sitcom from the 80s that’s all old London slang and zero substance. I didn’t buy the whole Sarf London vernacular – it feels forced. This is how I would make them talk (and I clearly know fuck all about South London vernacular despite living in Camberwell for three whole years).

There is also a film. Maybe it’s better.

[Lorna · Rating 5 out of 5]

It always amazes me when I pull a gem of a book off my library shelves that has been sitting there for many years. And this time it was the Booker Prize Winner of 1996, Last Orders by Graham Swift. Four men gather at their favorite pub in Bermondsey London, the Coach and Horses, to carry out the last orders of Jack Arthur Dodds as they make preparations to scatter his final remains off the Margate Pier in the countryside of Kent. This group of men have been friends since the Second World War and share a lot of history and memories. So this is largely a lot of memories and flashbacks throughout the years as they are making their way from London to Canterbury in County Kent on their way to Margate. This becomes a time of deep reflection as they remember, not only Jack Dobbs, but all of their lives as they have become intertwined over the years. This was a beautiful book of deep friendship and loyalty that spoke to the journey that we all must eventually make. And though it has taken me some time to pull this book from the shelf, perhaps it was the perfect time.

"It's a question of duty. There's a soldier's duty, a sailor's duty. Heligoland. Jutland. But if you ask me, that ain't as much as orders. Doing your duty in the ordinary course of life is another thing, it's harder."

"It's a question of paying your dues."

[Chrissie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Last Orders, Graham Swift’s Booker Prize winner of 1996, is about four drinking buddies. In extension, we learn of their wives and children too. One of the four, Jack, dies of stomach cancer. In his will he asks that his ashes be thrown off the pier at Margate. Three of his buddies and his adoptive son agree to do this, but not his wife. Of course, you ask why. The book follows their one day outing from their place of residence, Bermondsey, London, to Margate on the coast. The time setting is the 1980s. The trip is taken in a borrowed Mercedes. It is a symbolic farewell to their friend, and as such their mood is both nostalgic and elegiac, but they are not without misgivings. We observe what they say to each other and how they relate to each other. We are privy to their thoughts. We learn of past events through flashbacks.

We are given many characters and divergent points of view. Characters are not introduced. That would be out of place since they all know each other. They are connected by family and are longtime friends. Three are war veterans, sharing common experiences of the war. Names are thrown around, making it difficult at the start, because we are not one of them and so don’t know who is who. There is a heavy use of vernacular. Although this too accurately mirrors the situation, again, comprehension is made more difficult. I did not understand all that was said. This is not made easier listening to the audiobook since the dialect is emphasized.

The difficulties I had with the large cast of unintroduced characters and the vernacular are countered by lyrical, atmospheric and descriptive writing. The wind battered Margate pier, the pub where the buddies drink and the hospital setting where Jack lies dying are accurately and movingly drawn.

If I were to read the book a second time, knowing now who is who, perhaps I would reach a clearer understanding of the characters’ motivations. First time around, I am left with guesses. I believe the author is saying something about the shallowness of people’s relationships. He is pointing an accusatory finger at how we treat one another, even those closest to us. We do what social mores tell us we should do without thinking through if this actually makes sense. The book’s message is I believe closely tied to why Jack’s wife refuses to take part in the outing.

The audiobook is narrated by a cast of five--Sandra Duncan, Phil Davis, Simon Slater, Gareth Armstrong and David Timson. The male narrators correspond to the four men on the day’s trip. Their narrations vary little, one from the other. They stress rather than play down the vernacular. Their intention is to give a dramatic performance. This is not to my liking. For me, this hampers understanding. Sandra Duncan narrates the women’s sections. She speaks clearly and does not overdo the dialect. I like her narration best. Unfortunately, her portion is small. I have rated the narration performance two stars. The narrators do a good job, but I prefer less of a performance. I prefer one reader over many.


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*Waterland 4 stars
*Last Orders 3 stars
*Mothering Sunday 4 stars

[Tony · Rating 1 out of 5]

This begins: “It ain’t like your regular sort of day.” Not exactly “Call me Ishmael” but you have to start somewhere. A little workshoppy, but there’s some promise there. Perhaps it could turn into a one-day, colloquial journey through themes and characters.

But then again, maybe not. In a few brisk chapters we have encountered (the word met suggests more purchase than we are given) Ray, Jack, Sue, Sally, Vince, Vic, Lenny, Amy, Bernie, Brenda, Joan, Mandy, Carol and Charlie. Was there any need to introduce us to Bill, 150 pages in? 150 pages in and I have to furrow my brow to be certain who’s the mother, who’s the daughter, who’s married to whom, and who’s the dead guy. Workshoppy. Yes, I think that’s the appropriate word here. 150 pages in and you can tell that the dead guy wanted his ashes tossed by his friends. But they have to travel and they have to remember things about themselves, and about the dead guy. 150 pages in and you can already tell there looms some larger secret, but one that will be held just far enough away from us to drive us toward that teasing denouement, in lieu of, say, plot. 150 pages in … and I don’t really care anymore.

There was one scene where Ray's daughter tells him she is following some man half-way around the world to Australia. I felt Ray's loss. I know that ache. That is why "Old men get pissy eyes." But that moment was soon obscured by the next brief chapter where the reader must sift the pronouns to see just who it is he's writing about now.

I have reading friends who swear by Graham Swift. And the Booker people sure like him. I've tried 2 1/2 books and I give up.

[Lisa · Rating 5 out of 5]

Perfectly enjoyable!

[Shawn Mooney (Shawn Breathes Books) · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved this almost as much as Mothering Sunday. This one is very male-focused, populated by a group of bumbling, inarticulate, hard-drinking Londoners on a road trip to scatter their friend Jack's ashes, each man's grief complicated by tangles of Jack-related secrets. The polyphonic audio version is amazing. It took me a while to get into it, but the intensity gathered and gathered and cracked me wide open.

[Julie · Rating 1 out of 5]

It ain’t like your regular sort of day.

Nope. It ain’t.

It ain’t my regular kind ‘o book, neither.

[Ellen · Rating 5 out of 5]

What a beautiful, beautiful book. Graham Swift has got to be one of the greatest writers of our generation. This is not a large book, but one should take his time reading to savor his language, his great skill in crafting amazingly simple stories of everyday people. Swift brings his characters--in this book, butchers, junk dealers, used car salesmen, funeral directors, housewives--great dignity.

Four friends set out to scatter the ashes of a mutual friend, at his request. Not an original plot device, but Swift makes this small, sweet tale an interwoven poem about love and life and changes.

I listened to this book, and the readers on Audible were superb, but I think I might go back and actually read at least portions of the book, just to savor the written words on the page.

[لين Warie · Rating 5 out of 5]

رواية من القطع الثقيل، تبدأ صفحاتها باللعب بمشاعر القارئ منذ البداية حيث نصبت المترجمة فخها العاطفي والجاد في آنٍ في مقدمتها للقارئ ، وتبيان الجهد المبذول في الترجمة وعلاقتها الشخصية بالرواية.

ثم تأتي شخصيات الرواية لتسحبك إلى عالمها وأحلامها التي لم تتحقق وعيشهم على الحافة، يتمنون ما لغيرهم ويتجاهلون إصلاح مطبات حيواتهم الخاصة. يفنى العمر وتذهب بهم ريح بيرموندزي إلى لا مكان. وكل هذا يتكشّف وأكثر في رحلة لذرّ رماد صديقهم المتوفى حيث يواجهون رماده ورماد حيواتهم في ذات الوقت.

ما إن انتهت الصفحة الأخيرة حتى استقرت العاصفة التي صاحبت مراسم نثر الرماد ، انتقلت إلى صدري وعاثت فيه

الترجمة جادّة ومتقنة

[Dave Schaafsma · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a 1996 Booker Prize winner and I bought it when it came out and cracked it but wasn't into it then. Sometimes you read a book when you are ready? It's about a bunch of older guys tasked with spreading the ashes of their dead friend at the sea. We get to know them all along the way. We get to know why the wife didn't go along. And they spread said ashes. It's beautifully written. And now I am an older guy myself, having been to more funerals lately than weddings, but I still wasn't captivated by it.

I tried to remember all the funeral books and movies I could on the related subject: Four Weddings and a Funeral, The Big Chill and so on. More engaging than this book, imho. Oh, I know, apples and oranges. Swift is a fine writer, so my three stars is not to disrespect the Booker committee, but if you want to read someone who deliberately and hilariously disrespects the Booker committee about their choice of this book, read Paul Bryant's review.

[Emiliya Bozhilova · Rating 4 out of 5]

Последното пътешествие на петима мъже, от които единият - вече покойник, ги изправя пред равносметката на изминалите 50 години. Трагедиите са тривиално-незабележими, предателствата - невидими, и всъщност в живота никой не познава истински никого, просто защото не желае да го познава. Познанието, според старото клише, носи тъга. Навикът е далеч по-лесна смазка за реалността.

Романът на Суифт е някак типично по английски приятно старомоден, съставен от мънички детайли, изобилстващи със скрити значения и щедро поръсен с английска зеленина и пролетен дъжд - в рамките на един единствен ден. Началото и краят си приличат, а промеждутъкът е неусетен миг, често уж секунда изчакване, но стартовата линия така и не е пресечена.

Мисля, че намразих Ейми заради сляпата и упорита нерешителност. Но това е то цял един живот - запълнен, но непознаваем.

[John Anthony · Rating 4 out of 5]

Jack, a Butcher and propper up of the bar at his local (alongside his mates Raysy, Lenny, Vic and Vince, Jack's unofficially adopted son) dies. He wants his ashes scattered off Margate. His widow, Amy, passes the batton/urn to Jack's mates, who all have a soft spot for Amy. They set off from Bermondsey to Margate in Vince's flash car (he's a second hand car dealer and mechanic)for this purpose.

The story of their pilgrimage is endearingly human, sometimes tense, often funny, almost always full of emotion. Each of the main characters tells their stories throughout the book - a chapter here, a chapter there, until the reader has built up a picture of their lives and how they interact, or otherwise, with each other.

Well written, very human and enjoyable.

[Jane Odgers · Rating 3 out of 5]

Characters

Jack Arthur Dodds (deceased) - "Dodds and Son Family Butcher, since 1903".
Vince Dodds (Vincent Ian Pritchett) - "son" of Jack and Amy. "Dodds' Autos"
Ray "Lucky" Johnson - "...if you want to put a bet on, he's your man".
Lenny Tate, Grocer - "Gunner Tate, middleweight. Always pissed. Always late".
Vic Tucker, Funeral Director - "...at your disposal".
Amy Dodds - Jack's wife, mother of June (mentally disabled). "...it was hop picking that started it....It's all pickings."
Mandy Black - wife of Vince. "...a lassie from Lancashire".

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This is a beautiful book. Beautifully written, beautifully controlled. It is about the ordinary lives of ordinary people, and the mixture of accident and circumstances which shapes such lives. Commonplace events, personal tragedies, laughter, love and death are all part of their shared memories. But faced with the blunt reality of death, these memories seem like small eddies in the flow of events which have brought them to this present moment. Could they have changed anything? Can they change anything now?

Last Orders shows Graham Swift writing at his best, and he well deserves the nomination for the Booker Prize. The atmosphere he builds up as the book progresses is one of thoughtful reverie, which I found so absorbing that I was irritated by anything which distracted me from the book and broke the spell. It is a simple story, simply told, but one which has great depths.

The story begins in an East London pub. And Jack Dodds, dead and alive, is present from the start right up to the final moment when his ashes are carried away by the wind at the end of Margate Pier. It is Jack's boxed ashes which bring his family and friends together in their favourite Bermondsy pub; and it is this heavy box and its contents which prompt their reminiscences on the car ride to the South Coast town of Margate. Shared memories overlap as the trip to Margate progresses, and in the forced intimacy of the car, old grudges re-surface and cause unexpected diversions. But finally, Jack's 'last orders' for the disposal of his ashes are carried out - more or less as he directed.

For various reasons, Ray was probably the closest of Jack's friends. And it is Ray's thoughts that we hear most frequently as we follow the inner and outer journeys of the various characters. Like the others, Ray speaks a vernacular which Swift captures subtly and skilfully, without tricks or exaggeration. For a page or two, the language struck me as strange, but it was soon so familiar that it seemed completely normal. Since I grew up close to this part of London, it was speech which was well known to me, and I felt that I knew these people and shared something of their background and histories. But Swift never makes his English setting or its history intrusive, so his people and their thoughts, actions and memories are simply human and, as such, are understandable to all.

In fact, the very ordinariness of the characters made it difficult, at first, for me to distinguish one voice from another, and I found myself checking the chapter headings to see who was speaking. Recognition grew from small accretions of signs as the story progressed, and very soon I was familiar with the particular character traits of particular speakers: Lenny's antagonism towards Vince, for example; Vince's obsession with cars; and Vic's dry, matter-of-fact view of life and death, and his odd sense of humour. Like other aspects of this book, the slow, simple approach added to the 'realness' of the story, rather as in one of Mike Leigh's films.

It would have been very easy for Swift to create vivid, distinctive characters, as he has done before, but his gentle, understated approach is an essential part of the gradual intensifying of atmosphere which he achieves so well. It invites us to contemplate the course of our own lives. And it is also completely consistent with the old butchers' wisdom that Jack Dodds, towards the end of the book, recalls for us, just as he heard it from his father. It is advice which I think Swift intends us all to apply to our lives:

[Мартин Касабов · Rating 4 out of 5]

На вълнолома на времето

Четирима приятели се събират в лондонска кръчма, за да се сбогуват с покойния си другар Джак Додс – майстор касапин и сърце на компанията от десетилетия. Рей, Вик, Лени и осиновеният син на Джак Винс прибират урната в картонена кутия и поемат на пътешествие към кея в Маргейт (Кент), за да разпръснат праха над морето, както гласи последното желание на покойника. Пътуват в луксозен мерцедес, който Винс е избрал за повода. Колкото неподходящо комично, толкова и тъжно, като съдбите им, предадени през разговори и спомени в деликатния роман „Последни поръчки“ на Греъм Суифт.

Ако историята ви звучи прозаично, то е, защото тя действително е такава. Занимава се с обикновени хора и техните обикновени съдби. Това, което прави книгата оригинална, е умението на Суифт да ни убеди, че си заслужава да прекараме 370 страници в компанията на тези герои. Колкото повече участваме в това увлекателно и трагикомично пътешествие, толкова повече усещаме, че несполуките, провалените взаимоотношения и страхът от смъртта са като прах, който ще се разпръсне над водата.

Необикновен е и подходът на Суифт. Половината глави в книгата са именувани на местата, през които приятелите пътуват, докато останалите – на героите с техните гласове, които ни изповядват спомените си. Така например Суифт обогатява историята с гледната точка на вдовицата на Джак Ейми, която се грижи за умствено изостаналата им дъщеря Джун и е ключова за отношенията им. Тази първоначално объркваща, но без съмнение занимателна структура, е заимствана от романа на Уилям Фокнър „Докато лежах и умирах“. Очевиден факт, който Суифт не крие, още повече че героите в двете книги поемат на път, за да се сбогуват с близък (макар в едната да става въпрос за ковчег, а в другата за урна с прах).

Това вероятно кара част от журито, което награждава романа на Суифт с Букър през 1996 г., да изрази съжаление, че не е връчило приза на Маргарет Атууд, разкривайки абсурдните и дори фарсови обстоятелства покрай някои престижни награди. Суифт е невинен в тези евтини обвинения. Романът му заимства предпоставката и структурата, но сюжетът, героите, обстановката и самият стил са коренно различни. Спорен е въпросът дали това намигване към Фокнър обогатява с нещо романа, тъй като читателят трудно ще открие паралели между Американския и Английския юг, но това е въпрос за друг разговор.

Изреченията са кратки, мислите на героите са простички, отсъстват интелектуални или поетични монолози. Напълно в синхрон със средата, в която са прекарали целия си живот – няколко пресечки в Южен Лондон. Изключение прави участието на Джак и Рей във Втората световна война, което отнема няколко глави и създава историческа перспектива за обстоятелствата, покрай които се е формирало поколението им. Мечтите на младите войници за собствен бизнес, свобода и щастливо семейство бързо биват смазани в баналното им съществуване у дома.

Ако действително времето е плосък кръг и всеки момент съществува едновременно с всеки друг, то „Последни поръчки“ на Греъм Суифт ни разкрива именно горчивата ирония, породена от часовниковия механизъм и зъбчатите му колела, между които младостта с нейната наивност и старостта с разочарованието ѝ биват смазани на прах. От този прах ние се учим да живеем, да приемаме и да се надяваме, че когато дойде краят ни, ще има поне четирима особняци, които да ни изпратят въпреки вятъра, който брули лицата им, на вълнолома на времето.

В речта си за наградата Букър Суифт благодари единствено на своите читатели и оставя впечатлението за скромен човек, израснал на същите улици като своите герои. Романът му е филмиран няколко години по-късно и поради звездния си актьорски състав продължава да стига до зрителите, докато книгата стига до нас благодарение на издателство „Кръг“, които са свършили чудесна работа с редакцията и превода.

[Frederick · Rating 5 out of 5]

I won't describe the plot here. You can find that in the Goodreads description. I will make some observations, among them my idea that, whether by design or not, LAST ORDERS is Joycean. It is also accessible. The reason I think it may not be a conscious imitation of Joyce is that I suspect Joyce, fundamental innovator though he was, wrote in a tradition. Somebody once said you could go to any bar in Dublin and hear the sort of conversations you'd read in ULYSSES. Graham Swift's Englishmen (and women) are similar to Joyce's Dubliners because they come from essentially the same part of the world, if a half a century later. Also, if you want to hear British men actually talking in the way Joyce has men talk, listen to the bonus disc "Fly On The Wall" on the Beatles CD, LET IT BE NAKED. A casual conversation between them is heard as they noodle around on the piano and it is proof that Joyce's elaborate, punning dialogue was largely a representation of real speech. So: If Graham Swift's LAST ORDERS seems digressive and rambling to you and you've stopped reading it, take a second look. You'll notice that most little things in this book are expanded upon at some point and you'll also find yourself grasping seemingly impenetrable bits of slang. Then you will see that this book is as universal as any other when it comes to meditations on war, generations, life and death. And love.

[Mark Bailey · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book reminded me a bit of a cockney Waiting for Godot, only instead of an unnamed country road, it's set on an A road from Bermondsey to Margate.

A group of elderly men from London embark on a journey in a Jaguar car to spread the ashes of their late friend at the seaside.

Along the way, Swift tells of what once was: the local pubs, the camaraderie, the betrayals, love affairs and violence of their time in the war - of losing sons and daughters as they too grow older, and the general complexity of everyday life for working people.

There's a dry humour running through it, but running parallel with the poignancy of a group of long-term friends coming to the end of their days.

Almost like ghosts of a fading group of people and way of life.

Genius. Will definitely be exploring more of Graham Swift.

[Ryan · Rating 5 out of 5]

One of my favourite novels. I'm going to quote in full a short essay by John Carey to tell you why. He said it all first, and said it best. (Bastard.)

Graham Swift's 1996 Booker Prize winner, the last of my fifty choices, looks back across the century. Ray, Lenny and Vic, three regulars from the Coach and Horses pub in Bermondsey, are on their way to Margate to fulfil the last wish of their old mate Jack, which was to have his ashes thrown into the sea from Margate pier. Vince, Jack's stepson, is driving them. Ray is an insurance clerk and a serious student of the turf; Lenny is in fruit and veg; Vic is an undertaker. Jack owned a butcher's shop, and wanted Vince to go into the family firm, but Vince had classier ideas and now sells luxury cars to oil-rich Arabs.

As they make for the coast in Vince's blue Mercedes, Swift unreels their past lives in snatches of talk and internal monologue. Now one of them, now another, takes up the narrative, passing it round as they pass round and nurse on their knees the plastic crematorium jar holding what is left of Jack. In flashbacks, Jack and his wife Amy add their voices to the gathering memories.

It is the wartime generation Swift celebrates. Jack and Ray were at El Alamein together, and Jack saved Ray's life. Lenny was a gunner, Vic served with convoys. They spent their youth in a pastoral England quite close in time but unimaginably different from ours. Jack and Amy met on a hop-picking holiday in Kent. Ray's old man was a scrap merchant with a cart horse called Duke which hauled a wagon round the Bermondsey streets. (Ray remembers that it was sitting beside his dad, watching Duke's backside, that first gave him thoughts about women - a connection typical of the book's fascination with how the mind knits itself.)

Seemingly artless, but as precise as a string quartet, the story gradually fits together. Just before war broke out, Jack and Amy had a daughter, June, who was born brain-damaged. She is still alive - now a woman of fifty - in an institution, but has never shown the least flicker of mental awareness. Twice a week, without fail, year in year out, Amy has visited her, hoping to stir some sort of recognition. But Jack has never been able to acknowledge her existence or hear her name mentioned.

The bitterness that grew between Jack and Amy carried benefits for others. At the end of the war they adopted baby Vince, whose family had been wiped out by a flying bomb, to fill the gap left by June. Later Ray, ever the opportunist, waylaid Amy on one of her hospital visiting days, and they had a short but blissful affair, consummating their love inside his camper-van at a number of classic race-meetings while the crowd roared outside.

The intimacy and depth of the writing imprints each character indelibly - Jack, dying of stomach cancer and sprouting plastic tubes, still chatting up the nurses; Vic savouring the secrets of the undertaker's craft; Lenny, an ex-boxer, needling Vince who, years back, got Lenny's teenage daughter pregnant and threw her over. Vince is the hardest character to like, but the book's generosity extends even to him, showing us behind the spiv a bewildered child, laughed at at school, and an adolescent caught up in Jack and Amy's grievances.

What they are all trying to do is take in the ungraspable fact of death - a subject too old, you would think, for novelty, yet Swift addresses it with searching freshness. Ray, at the crematorium, feels that none of it has anything to do with Jack - the velvet curtains, the flowers, the music. 'I stood there, looking at the curtains, trying to make it have to do with him.'

The novel's hero is the English language as spoken by ordinary people. There is not a phrase you might not hear in a Bermondsey pub any night of the week. Swift's own voice never interposes, and the connectives in the dialogue are kept basic ('I said...He said...'). Yet the effect is profoundly elegiac, proverbially wise, as rhythmic as the surge of waves.

Shakespeare occasionally gives lower-class characters speeches that shame the high-ups by their gentleness or nobility. But here that effect is carried through a whole book. Cockney speech becomes a vehicle for nuance and tenderness. If a language reflects the temper of its people, we should be proud of this book's language - or proud of the generation, now passing, that spoke it.

[Rob · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ordinary people have deep lives.

We live in the present and the past. I have only realised the last few years that time is not linear. We are continually dipping in and out of the past, the present and the future. We are living it all at the same time.

Graham Swift has written a complex book that tries to blend this truth with the other truth that "our" stories are not solely ours. We are part of history, of communities and families. Our inner worlds bump up against others, and historical forces shape our inner worlds.

So this is the story. A group of male friends, nearly all entering the home stretch of their lives, are carrying out the last wishes of their friend Jack. He wants his ashes scattered from the pier at Margate. They meet up at the pub and set out together for down at heel coastal town. How complicated can this story be?
Swift uses the device of entering each persons head to tell the story. Each character muses about his life and that of Jack's. They are all of a time and place. They are all Cockneys, while not precisely working class, they are certainly culturally that way inclined. Except for Jack's son Vince, they have all been through World War II. Some met in the army. Some lived across the street. They are of a time and place though, and while they have similar stoic attitudes towards life, they are all different but the same.

This device, while I understand why the author wants to do it, is also very confusing. The "voices' of the characters are not distinctive enough to not be confusing to even the most attentive reader.

The deep bonds of affectation, love and just plain old shared history that bind these characters lives together gives this book its integrity.

[Elizabeth (Alaska) · Rating 4 out of 5]

My negative for this is largely due to my own lack of knowledge rather than the work itself. I think if I had been familiar with London and its environs my appreciation would be greater. It begins in Bermondsey. A Google search tells me it is one of the oldest areas of south London, but even that doesn't tell me what I think locals would know. From the story, I gather it is more of a working class neighborhood - but I gathered that from reading, not from foreknowledge. Foreknowledge would have better informed me about the men who people this novel and more fully fleshed them.

That aside, I liked this story and the men as I came to know them. The chapters are voiced by the four men who take Jack Dodd's ashes to the sea and by his wife, Amy Dodd. The story begins It aint like your regular sort of day and takes place in that single day. Throughout the men (and Amy) talk about their lifelong relationship with Jack. The tone is entirely conversational in addition to the actual dialog. We aint here to do the honours and pay respects to Jack because he worked so hard on his own nature he turned into something else. We're here because he was Jack. The characterizations might not be as clearly defined as I might have wanted, but there are differences between them. I think many would find more humor in this than I did.

I was not as enamored of this as I was his Waterland, but I'm glad I read it. I've given it 4 stars, but it probably lies in the bottom quarter of that range.

[Gumble's Yard - Golden Reviewer · Rating 3 out of 5]

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I came to this novel having last year read my first two Graham Swift novels, the strong Waterland and the excellent Mothering Sunday, one of my top 20 novels of 2016, but wary in case this was another of the right author, wrong book phenomenon associated with the Booker prize.

Unfortunately I think its a classic example (at least with the benefit of hindsight)

Although I enjoyed the book it did not reach the heights of the other two books, and as a Booker winner is very much middle ranking (neither an outstanding or a stinker).

Overall I found the book too sentimental, and although the Point of View chapter technique serves well to explore the small secrets, passions or resentments known peculiar to each character, it only highlights the interchangability of the main characters and the fundamental sameness of their backstories as well as the "voice" for each that Swift uses.

Having read the book I discovered there is a film adaptation and its telling that I could guess in advance and with almost complete accuracy the list of London "character" actors that would be cast.

[Julian Worker · Rating 4 out of 5]

Jack Dodds, master butcher, dies and leaves instructions that his ashes be scattered into the sea from Margate Pier.

Four of his friends Ray, Vic, Vince, and Lenny take it upon themselves to carry out his final request.

Margate is a seaside resort, nearly the most eastern point in the county of Kent.

Jack lived in Bermondsey in London, in an area that's on the south bank of the Thames opposite The Tower of London.

The book is unusual in that the chapters are given over to both geographical places such as Chatham, Canterbury, and Bermondsey and to each of the four main characters plus others such as Amy, Jack's widow, who doesn't want to go along to scatter his ashes. She'd rather be on the Number 44 bus which feels like a home from home, except when the school children get on and cause mayhem.

The original idea was for the four men to get in the car and drive to Margate to carry out Jack's wishes. However, various diversions occur such as a pub in Rochester, a naval memorial in Chatham, and Canterbury Cathedral.

As the journey unwinds, so do the individual character's thoughts as they think about their interactions with Jack and his family throughout the years they've known him. Of course, relationships change over the years and past disagreements surface as the thoughts of a shared life, not only with Jack but with each other, continue to unravel in the characters' minds as they head to the pier at Margate where Jack will be released, in some ways the final release of a day in which many tensions arose but were dissipated by their common goal.

[Sunaina Khurana · Rating 2 out of 5]

Meh. Don't get me wrong. The writer is really good. He has to be to be able to get into the skin of so many characters and portray them so distinctively. The plot is interesting too ... or could've been, if it were less convoluted with so many breaks for each character's narrative. But that's just it. It took me halfway down the book to get a grip on the story and the way it ended left me wondering what the point was. And throughout I couldn't wait to get over with it to go on to the next book. But its a fast read and you can get to it when you have nothing better to read. So to sum it up, Meh!

[Joy D · Rating 3 out of 5]

As the story opens, Jack has died and four of his friends are gathered in a London pub to carry out his last wishes regarding scattering his ashes. This small group of characters reminisces about Jack, which leads them to musings about the past. We learn their backstories through flashbacks, along with facts about Jack’s life. It is told in an atmospheric way. The tone is wistful. It is a quiet and reflective story. It is not all that dynamic, but I enjoyed it and am glad I read it. This book won the Booker Prize in 1996.

3.5

[Debra · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is one of those books where I could not decide if I like it until after I had finished reading it and thought about the book. It took me some time to get used to the language and Swift's style of writing. The book is told in various characters point of view. This actually was what I enjoyed most about the book. There are a lot of characters and people to keep track of. It took me some time to figure out who everyone was in relation to other characters in the book. In the end, I liked it but I didn't love it. I do think the title was clever. Last orders, most of the characters in this book are carrying out the Last Orders of their deceased friend (where to spread his ashes) while at the same time Last Orders is what is called at their favorite pub close to closing time.

[Thomas Edmund · Rating 5 out of 5]

Last Orders is a strange one for a Booker Prize. Somehow its both hard and easy to read, deep and shallow, simple and convoluted. My book club and I decided this was probably intentional. While many parts of the tail are almost soap opera-like many parts cut much deeper, all while with a humourous bent and plain language.

The books blurb is fairly explanatory but one note I will make is there is very little war in this book. One could be forgiven for expecting a harrowing tale similar to the Long Road to the Deep North, but the focus of Last Orders is on life before and after the war rather than experiences within.

Definitely worth a read, perhaps goes down in the record books for the shortest funniest chapter ever. Take a look you'll see what I mean.

[Dennis · Rating 5 out of 5]

It’s interesting how so many people found this Booker Prize winning novel boring, with the usual “What were the judges thinking?” comments. For me, this book was sort of an artichoke with many overlapping segments and all the characters knowing most of what’s at the heart of it. They have been together for so many years that no one needs to discuss their simmering resentments; it would seem petty to bring up their grievances at this late day but deep inside, they would like to. They’re from the generation of post-WW II men who don’t communicate, where real men don’t complain, they just get on with it.

The story centers around Jack Dodds, a butcher who has died of cancer and whose last wish was that his ashes be scattered in the sea by four men who were his drinking companions; there is an uneasy history between the five which is slowly explained in choral fashion, with the added mystery of why his widow, Amy, doesn’t want to accompany them. The frequent narrator of events is Ray, who first met Jack when they were soldiers and whose life was saved by Jack in the desert during the war. Despite an uncanny talent for picking horses, Ray is an insurance clerk whose life has left him and whose daughter now lives in Australia. The youngest of the group is Vince is a dealer in luxury cars who was adopted by Jack. The perpetual instigator of the group is Lenny, an ex-boxer, whose daughter had a past relation with Vince. The fourth member is Vic, an undertaker, who is the peacemaker on this journey. Absent is Amy, Jack’s widow, for reasons we are slow to understand but one of the keys to the story is June, the mentally-disabled daughter she had with Jack, who she visits regularly even though June is unable to recognize her and who Jack never visited, one of the thorns in their relationship. All of the older men whom has fancied Amy at some point but she chose Jack.

All of these threads, and more, are factored in as the story develops. In a sense, it’s like a story of family where there’s a long history which each knows all or a part of but is never discussed, just left to brew. As I read, I had questions because so much seemed to be left incomplete or unexplained but the spaces were gradually filled in. The author, Graham Swift, admits to this being a sort of homage to Faulkner’s “As I Lay Dying” (which I’ve never read) so that gives you an idea: the author isn’t rushed to explain, he just lets the characters get around to doing it at their own speed. It’s not a straight narrative but an accumulation of perspectives on a shared past. Stories well-told through dialogues are difficult to do but worth the trouble to read. I liked it very much and admired in particular the craftwork behind this mosaic.