An Alien's Guide to American Offensiveness (A Satire): The 101 Most Bigoted, Hateful Things about America, as Complied by an Extraterrestrial

by Spazell Oanotuts

Have you ever wondered what an alien might have to say about America’s modern culture?In America today, it seems that everyone is just going around looking for things to be offended by. At this point, there is no doubt that the collective noise of all the pink-haired TikTokers yelling into cameras has reached the farthest edges of the galaxy. The only question is, what do the aliens out there think about it? This witty satire answers that question definitively by trotting out extraterrestrial author Spazell Oanotuts to list 101 of the most offensive things about America, but from an alien’s perspective

In this book you will

How peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are secretly racistWhy you should never say that 2+2=4Why Keanu Reeves is actually a horrible personHow gavels are ableist...and so much more!Thanks to Oanotuts’ groundbreaking research, every American now has access to a handy-dandy guide which will allow them to discover wholly new things to be mad about.

If you have run out of offensive content (or, alternatively, you just want a good laugh), get your copy today!!

38 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 5, 2023