Sloppy Seconds: Extreme Horror

Sick F*ck #2

by Ash Ericmore

Everything’s always a mess when Alex Cole is finished. Wanna go next? Alex hates missing person’s cases. Unless they’re easy money. Anything is good when there’s easy money. Then there’s the delivery job. Get a box and hand deliver it to some rich jerk-off. Deal with another private investigator almost as skeezy as himself. And after all that there’s the Event. That’s sure to have a really, really, bad ending. All for a lousy pay cheque. Full of grotesque acts of violence, anal excavation, immortal beings, and strippers, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary … all sick f*ck. Cole Investigations is open—again—for business. Sloppy Seconds is an extreme horror novella, painted with the blackest of humour. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.

Genres: Horror

105 pages, Paperback

Published February 15, 2023

Reviews

[MadameD · Rating 5 out of 5]

Story 5/5
Narration 5/5

Don’t piss Alex off!!!

What a ride!!
A lot of blood, depravity, and dark humor!
I hope, Ash Ericmore will write a third story, about Alex and his crazy contracts.

I enjoyed, this story!!!
🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀

[Diane · Rating 3 out of 5]

I didn't like this book as much as the first in the series,it started off with real potential but it faded for me in the middle because it was a bit weird...and the ending was a little naff! There was quite a bit of gore and a lot of the killings were gruesomely bad and violent.
There is a third in the series which I will read...it seems silly not to 🤪
I can only bring myself to give it 3 ⭐⭐⭐'s as the middle and ending let it down 👎

[Kate Victoria RescueandReading · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another awesome Alex Cole story- just as weird, wild, and bloody as the first.

Alex really needs to stop taking jobs from rich people… it always seems to end in bodies, cultish fiends, and near death for himself.

“He was nobody’s stooge. Nobody’s eternal bitch.”

In this second book, a judges daughter is tracked down, a rival PI gets his comeuppance, and a grab/fetch job goes awry.

I can’t wait to dive into the third book of the series!

[Rayne Havok · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is some of the wildest hilarity out there. Alex has nothing on his mind but craziness. He's too fun to pass up.
Read this. You're missing something special if you don't.
(Never eating chicken in mixed company again)

[Mounkey · Rating 4 out of 5]

Loved this second book! Alex is like a f’d up Magnum PI lmfao!

Plenty of gore , madness and nastyness !!

Set up for a third hopefully, can’t wait

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 5 out of 5]

Enjoy the heart paté.

God I've missed Alex and his shenanigans.. Another gore fest by Ash Ericmore and I absolutely loved it.
Alex bless him gets himself caught up in a ton of crazy and his way of getting out of it is entertaining as hell. Dark humour and extreme violence what's not to love.

[John The Crippledgimp · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy Fuck what a bloodbath. Sick Fuck 2 was just straight up full of blood and gore. I liked this one better than the first and the first book is awesome. If you like blood gore and some fucked up brutality this is for you. I need to read more Ash Ericmore and you do too. Man I hope there is Sick Fuck 3 cuz I need more and need to see what Alex get into next

[Christina Pfeiffer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Review to follow.

[Allison | crazypageturner · Rating 4 out of 5]

Alex Cole is at it again. First he takes on a missing persons case that turns into a strange fight for his life. Then he’s making a seemingly easy special delivery for a client. Of course things get out of hand a bit. And when he gets invited to a rich party he doesn’t want to be a part of, he has to fight his way out.

In classic Alex Cole fashion, he gets himself in and out of trouble constantly. He is always winging it and making a mess of things.

There was more sexual activity in this book and plenty of gore and fighting.

The writing is short and to the point but still vivid and entertaining. I think I enjoyed this storyline slightly more than the first one and will be continuing this series to see what other shenanigans Alex can get himself into.

[Geethika · Rating 1 out of 5]

Asking myself why am I torturing myself by reading this shitass series😭

[Kimyona Dietter · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wait. There's a THIRD book???!!!!! Omg. How can this book be better???? Knowing there's a third book. I'm now invested and it's taken less than working til my lunch break. Yada yada. The title gives you all you need to know. Don't let your kids and Grandma read this. Unless your gammy is also a Sick F*ck.

[Becki 🤎 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sloppy Seconds: Sick F**k 2 🤯

I was so eager to get to the second in this series, I said one a week until I’ve read all 7 so let’s goooo 👏🏼

Alex is back & this time he’s kicking it off with a missing person case. Usually he hates these kinda cases, they’re not his idea of fun! But this one may be related to another job he’s doing so he’s accepted it anyway.

Of course this doesn’t work out for him, it never does 🤭 the predicaments this man gets himself into whilst on the job never fail to make me laugh 😂

As always he continues to accept jobs then gets himself into the craziest of scenarios, the man never learns 🤣 I actually love him a little bit! 🫶🏻

The way Ash has done this character is just brilliant, the humour in this book is everything. I find myself smiling & chuckling the whole way through.

If you’ve not started the Sick F series, then please do. You’ll absolutely love it!! Check your triggers though, it’s not extreme horror without triggers 🤭

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Sharon Leung · Rating 5 out of 5]

Bloody

Another great read. This book was very bloody, lots of brutal and horrific deaths, all in great detail. The storyline was good as was Alex the main character. He doesn't care what job he does and will do anything. This is the 2nd book in this series and I'm hoping not the last as I'd love to know what Alex does next. But thoroughly enjoyed and definitely recommend to any extreme horror fan. But if easily offended or squeamish is leave alone.

[Jools · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another adventure into the watery bowels of depravity with morally bankrupt private detective (and the rest) Alex Cole.
This time Alex faces more grim (yet hilarious) situations than you can poke a barbed wire dildo at. All of which he tackles with his usual mix of wit, charm and extreme violence.

I thoroughly enjoyed another outing with our antagonist... protagonist... villain? Looking forward to starting volume 3!

[lolly Storm sparrow · Rating 5 out of 5]

Amazing adventures of Alex.

First and foremost the fact that the word Wang was used bought me unfathomable joy! It's one of my favourites.
I love Alex's character and the vast array of emotions I, as a reader feels for him.
Warmth, disgust, dismay and humour to mention but a few.

[Cari · Rating 5 out of 5]

Way better than the first, like a different author almost. Still gruesome, but not quite as scandalous as the first. I highlighted so many witty quotes it's ridiculous, Ericmore should have a book solely for witty comments!

[Trish · Rating 5 out of 5]

Even better than the first book!

So I’m hooked. Alex Cole is a moral vacuum with the most fantastic inner monologues that makes you laugh out loud at the same time as being utterly grossed out.

At least he didn’t have the chicken!

Book 3 - here I come!

[Leighah · Rating 4 out of 5]

These are so much fun to read. Especially if I have been reading a few heavier horrors. Yes, the main character is crass and does some questionable things, but that is half the fun of this series. Well paced and easy to read. Can't wait to read the next one in the series.

[Sara · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious!! I'm loving these books so much Alex Cole is ridiculous and each job he is hired to do is insane fucked but extremely funny!!! love it and I recommend listening to the audio books.

[Lozz Jesson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Second in the series!
As usual, I expect nothing more from our very own Ash Ericmore!
Grotesque, disgusting & vile.
I absolutely loved it!
I look forward to Alex Cole’s next job!

[Goose · Rating 5 out of 5]

I hate that I adore Alex so much. He’s so sleazy and gross, I love him. Such a pathetic meow meow ✨

[Angela · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just finished this wish I’d have read the 1 first and all I’ve gotta say is he truely is a SICK FUCK

[Ashley Hana · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'm having so much fun going on adventures with Alex.

[Oliver Behegan · Rating 4 out of 5]

The usual high quality I've come to expect from Ericmore.

[Karen · Rating 2 out of 5]

Seconds

Weird and even boring at parts. Wouldn’t recommend since not that good! Had to go back and reread couple times which is very unusual for me

[Jessica · Rating 3 out of 5]

Quick read

I was a quick and gruesome read. Dark humor, funnier than the first one. Good enough to continue onto book three.