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The Warlizard Chronicles: Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War
My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch, watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog."
As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate
1. Now I know why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this were the worst thing she'd ever told me.
And so begins the descent into the crazy improbable world of Warlizard, an average guy with an exceptional life. With no excuses and no apologies, Warlizard lives his life by one simple rule - "If opportunity knocks, answer the door." Gulf War Veteran, womanizer and serial troublemaker, sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses, but his stories are outlandish, extreme, fast-paced and funny as hell. Some actual reader
- "Godda***t, I spewed out laughter too loud at work, now I have to leave because everyone knows I'm not doing s**t. F*** this is hilarious, and disconcerting, at the same time."
- "He is the most interesting man in the world."
- "I feel like a failure reading these stories, they're awesome."
- "It kinda has this enthusiastic 'and then it happened...' moments in it that kinda style like you'd write fiction on the go."
- "Holy s**t. I wish I was you."
As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate
1. Now I know why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this were the worst thing she'd ever told me.
And so begins the descent into the crazy improbable world of Warlizard, an average guy with an exceptional life. With no excuses and no apologies, Warlizard lives his life by one simple rule - "If opportunity knocks, answer the door." Gulf War Veteran, womanizer and serial troublemaker, sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses, but his stories are outlandish, extreme, fast-paced and funny as hell. Some actual reader
- "Godda***t, I spewed out laughter too loud at work, now I have to leave because everyone knows I'm not doing s**t. F*** this is hilarious, and disconcerting, at the same time."
- "He is the most interesting man in the world."
- "I feel like a failure reading these stories, they're awesome."
- "It kinda has this enthusiastic 'and then it happened...' moments in it that kinda style like you'd write fiction on the go."
- "Holy s**t. I wish I was you."
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First published July 9, 2011
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