(A few corrections made in July 2024).
"...A black comedy in the grand tradition of word-drunk intellectuals-en-dementia, The Thought Gang follows the larcenous adventures of blackout alcoholic philosopher Eddie Coffin who, in the wake of scandal, flees his professorship in England to begin the next logical step...robbery.
"Coffin and his...partner in crime and metaphysics, Hubert the one-armed robber, roadtrip (sic) across the Continent (wrong, the Thought Gang activities all take place in France - Liam) in a spree of crime and epistemology, arguing a cracked history of Western philosophy and plumbing the meaning of life." (Goodreads description for the 1994 Vintage paperback).
"...The Thought Gang is an unabashedly comic novel of ideas and uncertainty. It is a philosophical novel (or perhaps just a novel about a philosopher). It is also an unusually cinematic novel. As the Sunday Telegraph said, "There are novels which are crying out so loudly to be made into films that you cannot read them without a cinematic version taking shape in your mind, frame by frame, as you turn the pages. Tibor Fischer' The Thought Gang is one of them." Perhaps it could best be described (not by me - Liam) as Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction crossed with Woody Allen's classic comedy Love and Death . The setting is France; our hero, a washed-up middle-aged British philosopher named Eddie Coffin. Broke and unsure as to his next meal, he meets Hubert, an incompetent, freshly released, one-armed robber, and the "thought gang" is born. Applying philosophy to larceny, these unlikely bandits question the meaning of life, the value of money, and the role of banks as they wind their way from Montpellier to Toulon in search of the greatest heist in history. Unexpected and volatile, The Thought Gang is the hilarious and thought-provoking story of their travails." (Goodreads description for the 1994 Hardback edition from The New Press).
"France. A skint, clapped-out British philosopher meets an incompetent, freshly released, one-armed, armed robber. The Thought Gang is born as the duo blag their way from Montpellier to Toulon for the ultimate bank robbery. Ferociously funny..." (Goodreads description for the 2018 Kindle edition).
Three descriptions, all relatively accurate, but the best is the shortest and the last. What can I say about this novel that hasn't already been said? Nothing, but I will repeat the obvious - it is hysterically funny and it staggers me that I have now read two gut wrenchingly funny novels about philosophy and Cambridge philosophy dons in a matter of weeks (Lars Iyer's 'Wittgenstein Jr' is the other), who would have thought it was possible to write let alone have published two comic novels about philosophy and Cambridge dons? Maybe there is a whole genre of novels on this subject - but I find it hard to imagine that anyone will better these novels.
'The Thought Gang' is perfect in every way, it also manages to use more words beginning with the letter 'Z' then any other book written in English (that I am aware of) which may be not as hard as writing a novel without any words using the letter 'E' (see 'Gadsby' by Ernest Vincent Wright published 1939) but far more fun and enjoyable.
This book may not be for everyone but if you:
- Find the comparison of the police to Zaporogues conquering Azov in 1641 and the mere mention of Zenobia and her generals Zabbay and Zabda is the sort of thing that makes roll you off the sofa laughing as tears pour down your cheeks
- Think lists of a) The bad boys of Greek philosophy b) Lists of the philosophers and schools of philosophical thought banned by the emperor Justinian after closing the Academy in Athens in 529 AD (surprisingly there is no overlap between the two) - are the sort of thing you would definitely love spending on hours Googling every entrant
- Enjoy reflections such as "All in all, when you ponder how men get women, and women get men, it seems rather unfair, The nullipara stalking the nullity's stalk" and list of the various absurd things the 'great' philosophers have said (pages 148-49) including Diderot pontificating, 1754, that mathematical science would soon come to standstill having run out of things to say or do; and Fourier's notion that the seas would turn into orangeade in the new era of justice; make you so happy to be alive and want to marry the author then this book is for you.
I can only repeat - wonderful, funny, hysterically funny, drop dead funny, a brilliant clever and amusing and a book that you want to fall in love with, that makes you want to have a pet rat named Thales, that proves that the novel is alive and those who doubted it are idiots. Read this book and fall in love with drunkenness, laziness, prison life, good food and the redemptive power of thought.