I came across this book on someone’s Currently-Reading list, of which they said something like, “Thought I should know something about this phenomenon everyone is reporting, wheat belly.” Oh, all right, I thought halfheartedly, “Me, too.” I mean, maybe the fat epidemic is mostly caused by wheat. Why not? It doesn’t seem to have been fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates, protein, or any other thing the medical field has targeted for elimination in the past fifty years. Maybe it is whole grains. I should check it out.
I am deeply suspicious of any diet that suggests eliminating an entire food group from a person’s diet. Somehow it seems like a radical fix. Our entire eating regime is centered around whole grains, and Davis, M.D. is suggesting it is probably all wrong. Since most Americans have serious weight issues which the generation before us did not have to the same degree, who’s to say he isn’t right? Certainly fewer whole grains wouldn’t hurt, is my reasoning.
Davis’ amazing status reports on his clients sound like Donald Trump on crack: “Incredible,” Davis crows, “My client lost 64 lbs in 6 months!” Wow, I think, that almost sounds dangerous. Must be because that major food group was supporting every other thing he knew how to cook. Poor guy. But it’s true. Imagine eliminating wheat from breakfast alone, and then go through snack, mains, desserts. What’s left? Carrots and celery? Gee, that sounds familiar…
My suspicions about wheat being problematic run back, oh, several hundred millennia. How could it be that something so central to everyone’s diet around the world is suddenly a problem? Davis suggests, with no data, that it could be genetically-modified wheat. He is trying to keep this book for the non-scientist, I understand, but if his diet works, we’re going to be looking pretty closely at modified wheat to see what’s different.
Davis cites the rise of increased instances of celiac disease, IBS, diabetes, and suggests wheat and its gluten has something to do with it. “Wheat elimination is not just about eliminating gluten. Eliminating wheat means eliminating amylopectin A of wheat, the form of complex carbohydrate that actually increases blood sugar higher than table sugar or candy bars.” No wonder a loaf of fresh French bread can induce a wave of well-being, and a slight follow-on mania.
A wave of exhaustion comes over me. I realize this is a big thing—eliminating gluten and wheat from one’s diet. I have seen plenty of menus by now which concentrate harder on providing gluten-free than they do vegan offerings. Vegans are not, however, known for slim profiles unless they simply eat nothing, which is also a possibility. When one is young, drinking one’s meals is a common phenomenon. Craving protein is common in this group.
In an effort to determine what folks eat who don’t eat wheat, I flipped to the end of the book where Davis has curated a few recipes. He’d mentioned in a couple of places a non-wheat “flaxseed wrap,” and I was curious. Davis’ wrap is made with a large egg, tiny amounts of paprika, onion powder, baking powder and salt, along with 3Tbsp ground flaxseed w/ 1 Tbsp water, and here’s the kicker: 1 Tbsp melted coconut oil. I tried it. It tasted overwhelmingly of coconut oil, which is a little like crack to ordinary folks living in America’s northeast in winter. Wilted kale, mushrooms, onions, and yellow squash in fig balsamic placed in the wrap was delicious, yes. It would work. He suggested it for breakfast. I’m not so sure about that. Lunch, maybe.
But what I discovered in Davis’ other menu items is that he’d also cut out sugar. He used sugar substitutes. I thought the latest word was that sugar substitutes were going to kill us. Well, anyway, here’s the culprit, I thought. No wonder these folks lost weight. I am probably more likely to blame weight gain on sugar than anything, but in the end it is probably processed foods, which contain both wheat and sugar. Whatever, we are eating ourselves into early graves. So, stop eating. Go running—or whatever it is that raises your heart rate and floods you with endorphins. And just remember, getting it all isn't really getting it all. Be happy. Don't worry.
Too much of anything is still too much. That’s the lesson here. We have an embarrassment of riches. Besides the folks with legitimate allergies and illnesses, we could all probably do with less. Strange, isn’t it? We struggle to get enough and then we discover satiety is probably going to kill us, just like lack of satiety. What a dilemma.