Get Ready To Jump Aboard The Emmeline And Jeffery Keller Crazy Train
This book is INSANE!!!
Unbelievably wealthy, entitled young couple, Emmerline, and Jeffery Keller, celebrating their one year wedding anniversary, jetting of to the beautiful “Paradise Island to celebrate with husbands family.
Two sisters - Lynne and Jessie Mae
Parents. Matthew and Odette
It’s safe to say Emmerline and Jeffery’s marriage has/ is having its problems.
So.
It comes as no surprise that, after a little indulgent flirting with the staff, by Emmeline, that her and Jeffery have a knock down, dragged out, fight of EPIC proportions.
Resulting in the “ D” word ( as in divorce ) being said
Jeffery flys off into the forest in a rage, with Emmerline in hot pursuit ranting at him.
Emmerline is FURIOUS with Jeffery but, she loses track of him (?) only to get lost herself.
Once she find her way back to their shared cabin, bruised and bleeding, she showers and goes to sleep.
Next morning, hubby still hasn’t returned…
In fact he doesn’t return for a whole twenty four hours.
And when he does…
Well.
He looks like Jeffery, sounds like Jeffery, but Emmeline is CERTAIN beyond doubt that
It is NOT Jeffery.
Like an almost identical twin…Almost.
Is she crazy?
Going out if her mind?
Especially since his own mother, and family are convinced this imposter is their son and brother.
As Jeffery goes about trying to convince her it is actually him, Emmerline sinks further, and further into madness.
Right up until the shocking, explosive, reveal at the end…
Emmeline is not a very pleasant female lead.
She has a shopping list of adjectives
Entitled
Immature
Self centred.
Paranoid
Delusional
Superficial
Shallow
Volatile
Not to mention, her libido’s is off the charts.
This girl never meet a male that she didn’t want to “flirt” with.
In fact, she thought nothing of sleeping with other men throughout her marriage.
She considered it the “evolution of a marital relationship”
Where couples weren’t expected to stay within the confines of “traditional” marriage
Safe to say, Hubby wasn’t onboard the Emmeline train when it came to this rationale, considering, the majority of their arguments revolve around her flirting with other men.
I think he has a case for his possessiveness and jealousy
And let me just say, this girl does a LOT of flirting with other men, which she is completely aware of,
“Every man wanted her; they all desired her. It was a fact.” - Emmaline’s musings
She enjoys getting under her husbands skin.
What blew my mind was her having the audacity to play the victim, and accuse her husband of being the unreasonable one.
I mean it was her behaviour with Patrick, the member of staff she got caught with, that kicked off the massive argument.
For someone supposedly in LOVE with her husband.it was outrageous.
THEN!
She turns around and accuse Jeffery of being possessive, and unreasonable
( eye rolls)
She liked the flirting.
She liked the attention.
She LIKED being a seductress,.. PERIOD!
The IDEA of the traditional marriage with its vows meant nothing to her, whereas it was everything to Jeffery.
The girl was completely, off-the-charts delusional.
However, No matter the drama going on in her life, Emmaline never let it distract her from admiring a good, strong, male body.
You know, at times I thought this book, …at certain points, …was badly written, but then I realised it was just the scatterbrained musings of our female lead.
( And BOY! were they crazy )
There is nothing worse than reading a book where the female lead makes stupid mistakes due to her superiority complex, only to sit around musing, and navel gazing over them for more than half the story.
CONSTANTLY!
Emmaline was a ball of contradictions.
EXAMPLE:-
1. She was totally surprised in ( fake ) Jeffery for slapping, kicking and beating her.
When she had no such problems admitting that she would slap, and punch REAL Jeffery throughout their marriage. ( she’s an abuser )
Being absolutely disgusted fake Jeffery for hitting a women…Ugh!
“ she was the real alpha in their relationship “ -
She mused after sending a girl packing, that her husband had the audacity to take as a lover.
What’s good for the goose, CLEARLY isn’t good for the gander.
2. She underestimated ( fake) Jeffery, when he was always two steps ahead of her, but it wasn’t HER fault.
She made Stupid mistake, after stupid mistakes due to her overblown opinion of herself, but it was NEVER her fault.
The girl was just plain crazy!!!
Which, in a way explained the twist/ big reveal at the end.
Yeah.
Emmeline annoyed the heck out of me, but I STILL found it hard to put this book down.
I just wanted to know WTF WAS GOING ON!!!
This is a first time read from Cole, and I might just have to take another trip into his crazy world after this on.
Four stars