2.45 stars overall - pg13/heavy pg13/r-lite (A secular “clean” traditional Regency --- there
might be
use of: mild cursing/profanity, innuendo, mention of mistresses, gambling, drinking, etc. -- see specific details below)
A Cache of Magical Kittens by Judith A. Lansdowne
- 4.35 stars - rated pg13 (things like “My gawd”, “gawd forsaken”, “damned rambunctious kitten”, and just a touch of mild, slightly uncomfortable, innuendo) - There were a few odd or far-fetched things, but, overall, this was a very cute and unique story with good writing style. I loved the cat (“Mrs. Oakwood”) and her kittens.
Mistletoe Kisses by Jeanne Savery
- 2.00 stars - rated pg13/heavy pg13 (use of “damn”, mildly tacky innuendo and a slight feeling of tawdriness – things like her gown pulling tight and him recognizing “other”, “far from chivalrous”, feelings - and lines like this, “One chose some chit, bedded her, and acquired the much-to-be-desired heir” < - at the very least, why not just say wedded instead of bedded to make it less tacky?) - By the second page of this story I realized it was, in many ways, just a less-polished writing style than the first story, including some poor word choices and a lot of details that just weren’t adequately thought out and ended up seeming rather ridiculous. It often felt like the author was trying too hard to be creative, and, in my opinion, not succeeding. “Stygian darkness of the stairwell”. Seriously?! Who puts “stygian” in a Regency-fluff, Christmas short story? And “the long-legged, half-grown animal oozed down onto one of the massive beams and moved out over the room” Oozed?!???? Say what?!?!! I have been surrounded by cats all my life and I have never known one to “ooze” anywhere (unless it got into a fight and its wound was oozing!). Halfway through I decided to just skim to the end. Some smuggling excitement in the second half, but even parts of that are just ridiculous. And the cat stuff didn’t feel entirely natural, just seemed injected in story, as needed, simply because it was supposed to be a cat-themed collection of short stories. Overall, it wasn’t horrible but it also wasn’t all that great, nor was it very Christmassy.
Noel’s Christmas Wish by Donna Simpson
- 1.00 star - rated r-lite (God’s name used in vain; lots of inappropriate innuendo and sensuality; talk of mistresses, lovers, bedding, brothels, arousals, etc.; one later chapter includes a scene that’s pretty much the beginnings of a sex scene with clothing on instead of being naked – eww!, not what I want in a traditional, “clean” Regency story!) - About halfway through I decided I was done reading (although I did continue to skim the second half and found it to have the same issues as first half). The storyline had great potential and the author is a good story teller, but she wastes her talents writing tawdry stuff, not to mention all the stuff that was just plain ridiculous. Everything would be going along nicely and then author would throw in a word or paragraph that just didn’t fit or was tarnished or awkward. It’s as if she couldn’t decide whether to write a clean, traditional, old-school Regency or a bodice-ripper so we got a mishmash of both. Plus, there was quite a bit that was completely inaccurate and inappropriate for that era, not to mention awkward and unbelievable and melodramatic (my eyes rolled a few times!). Noel and Mossy – kitten and little girl – were both quite cute and pretty much the best part of the story.