Convoluted, (yet lacking enough time) quirky, Zombie Apocalypse novel
**SPOILERS**
The premise is pretty straight forward - Tori finds her long term boyfriend in bed with her best friend on the day the zombie apocalypse hits. They’re all “forced” to hole up at Tori’s parents farm together. Stuck for years on the farm with the zombie hoard running amuck is almost paradise, next to having to live with her ex boyfriend and ex-best friend (now flaunting their relationship in her face).
Tori has become accustomed to dealing with her two exes. Not that she enjoys it, but it’s the end of the world…so what choice does she have?? After rescuing two enigmatic men from a zombie attack, her life irrevocably changes!
The two men, Micah and Nathan are from a settlement that is more “established” than Tori’s farmhouse (where she lives with her exes, sister and parents). They take the group back to their home, “The Oasis,” and soon after moving in with Micah, Nathan and their roommate Calix, all four of them fall in love. What ensues next is a pretty stereotypical zombie apocalypse book with splashes of “romance.”
“My Rotten Love Life” was just a so-so book. Frankly the zombies were the best part of the book. I really wanted to love Tori, our female main character, but for a girl who is supposed to be a kick-ass character, she just kind of fell flat for me. Sure she was nice. Sure she killed zombies with a golf club. Sure she’d gone to school for agriculture…so she knows all about living off the land *eye roll* but her interactions with her ex and her ex-best friend made me nuts! And she was also much too “tame” with her boyfriends. She’s supposed to come off as this hard nosed, really strong yet sweet girl, but only ends up being portrayed as rather weak, and sort of gullible!
I detested, seriously detested, Daisy and Jay! The fact that Tori not only saved their lives, but put up with them for years, saying NOTHING in defense of herself was utterly ridiculous, and made me dislike her. I get that she’s being portrayed as the “better person.” But there is being better and bigger and just being pathetic! She literally just lets Daisy continually belittle her, and say nasty hurtful things to her without defending herself. She doesn’t confront Jay for being a two-faced a-hole. Only after she hooks up with her three men does she begin to grow a bit of backbone, but even then she often wilts under Daisy’s attacks, leaving her men to have to “come to her rescue,” and defend her.
I might’ve liked Nathan and Micah more if the book had been either longer or a duet. I didn’t feel as if their characters were fleshed out. They felt very “surface-level,” and not really three dimensional. Calix, although “supposedly complex,” with his germaphobia…had the same issues. He also “recovered” from his agoraphobia, and germaphobia way too “easily.” Someone with that deep of a “problem,” would not be hopping into bed with a girl (no matter how pretty) and swapping bodily fluids (which would completely gross a germaphobe out) so fast after meeting her. It doesn’t matter if he tied her down or not…the body fluids enough would make the situation impossible!!
In conclusion, the book HAD potential, but couldn’t really come through with it. It would’ve been much better if the book had been split into two books, or even three, to REALLY delve into the characters further, and learn more about their histories, and how they were “rebuilding” a functioning society.